Chapter 35 Brother, you smell so good
"I'll treat you to a barbecue tomorrow." ("Three words for dad.")
The two said in unison, narrowing their eyes at the same time, as if they were talking about you, kid.
“The barbecue at the school gate is eaten twice and once, which is worse than a blind box.” Jiang Nian was furious, “The poisonous woman has bad intentions and doesn’t know that regicide is a capital crime!”
“Can you How good is it?" Xu Qianqian pouted, "I want to tell my dad! You took advantage of me." "What the hell?" After arguing with each other for a while, Jiang Nian got down to business.
It’s almost twelve o’clock, and I have to get up early to go to school tomorrow. There is even an English quiz. If you can’t sleep well and can’t stand it, finish your meal early and go back to bed early.
After wandering around the living room, Jiang Nian found no trace of mice.
“Are you sure there is Jerry?”
“What did I lie to you for? Are you so busy?” Xu Qianqian gritted her teeth and suddenly thought of something, “Could it be that the mice didn’t dare to come out because the lights were on.”
“Then do you want to turn off the lights?” Jiang Nian suddenly became squeamish when he heard this, and said coquettishly, “Actually, I still like to turn on the lights to see more clearly.”
Xu Qianqian clenched her fists, who asked you about xp.
Jiang Nian found a few sticky mouse boards and placed them along the wall of the sofa and refrigerator. He also placed one at the door of Xu Qianqian's room and took a tendon pat in his hand.
Snap, the light turned off completely.
The two of them suddenly went dark, and it took a few seconds to gradually adapt. The living room was pitch dark, and the two of them stood a distance apart. They could vaguely see each other's faces in the darkness.
In the darkness, Jiang Nian seemed to see Xu Qianqian turn her head and avoid his sight.
Suddenly, a chirping sound sounded.
“Here we come!” Xu Qianqian said.
"Yes." Jiang Nian gestured to Xu Qianqian to stand where he was. He gently moved towards the direction of the sound and patted the beef tendon in his hand tightly.
The mouse seemed to be aware of the danger, and after a while of silence, it suddenly sprang out from the sofa.
Xu Qianqian let out a cry, and Jiang Nian, with quick eyes and quick hands, struck the black shadow with five lightning whips. The essence of Teacher Ma is now on full display.
Although Jerry the Great was extremely fast, he was still inevitably photographed, so he turned around and ran towards the corner. Along the wall, running forward like a bolt of lightning.
Ji Ji Ji Ji! ! !
The fast-moving black figure suddenly stopped, like a female investigator trapped in the quagmire of a dead house. He struggled desperately, shouted loudly, and watched the humans walking towards him.
“Did you catch it?” Xu Qianqian swallowed.
“Turn on the light.”
Snap, the light suddenly turned on.
In front of Jiang Nian, the figure of Emperor Jerry suddenly appeared on a sticky mouse board. He was huge in stature and looked humiliated, being suppressed in this small area.
Another sticky mouse board was knocked crooked and scattered aside.
“Don’t talk about it yet, this rat.” Jiang Nian knelt down and looked at it carefully with a solemn expression.
"What's wrong with this mouse?" Xu Qianqian suddenly became nervous, walked next to him, and couldn't help but ask, "Where did it confess to its accomplice?"
"No, I mean it looks pretty. "
"Go to hell!"
"Tsk, tsk, Shushu is so cute, how could you?" Jiang Nian turned his head and saw her shapely calves that were not covered by the white nightgown.
The pink toes exposed in the slippers are shiny and neatly arranged together, looking small and cute. There is a faint aroma of milk and shower gel lingering on the tip of the nose.
It’s really a girl next door.
Why haven’t I noticed before that Xu Qianqian is also a bit of a goddess.
“What’s wrong?” Xu Qianqian thought he had found traces of other mice, and suddenly became very nervous.
“Nothing, I suddenly realized.”
“What?”
"Brother, you smell so good."
"You should die too, pervert!" Xu Qianqian blushed and pushed him to the ground. Perhaps because she was too ashamed, she originally wanted Jiang Nian to get out.
As a result, Xu Qianqian blurted out a sentence with physiological tears in her eyes.
“Quack!”
Suddenly, the atmosphere suddenly became quiet, and neither of them could hold back, laughing for a long time.
"You are not allowed to laugh!"
"Hahaha, then you have to laugh first, don't laugh! Haha." Jiang Nian was sitting on the ground laughing, Xu Qianqian wanted to be serious, but couldn't help it, so she could only turn around.
"Jiang Nian, you are so annoying!"
"Hahaha, shit." Jiang Nian laughed so hard that his stomach hurt. He closed the sticky mouse board and said, "No problem, you can still hear frogs croaking at night."
"You"
"Why don't you let me quack?" Jiang Nian smiled playfully and carried Emperor Jerry's coffin to the door, "Quick, I'll get out of here right away."
Xu Qianqian's face turned red and she wanted to punch him twice. When Jiang Nian left, the blush on her face still did not fade away. She locked the door and returned to the room without saying a word.
I punched the doll on the bed, and the doll smiled and had a dent in its face.
I knew it would have rotted in the factory.
The next day.
Jiang Nian yawned and went to school alone. He didn't ask Xu Qianqian if he wanted to go with him. Yesterday, Xu Qianqian let him go.
If you don’t explain, forget it.
Things are coming to an end. He will definitely not go to Olympiad 304 to wait for Xu Qianqian during self-study tonight.
Ring, ring, ring.
The first morning class was Chinese, and Jiang Nian felt drowsy after listening to it. He held his head with his hands, pretending to look down at the textbook, and holding a pen in his right hand, trying to clear away the suspicion of sleeping.
A class lasts forty-five minutes, and I can fall asleep smoothly for three to two minutes intermittently.
The head teacher, Lao Liu, said, "Open the textbook to page xx." Jiang Nianhui woke up instantly, then started to flip through the book simultaneously with the whole class, and fell asleep again after flipping through the book.
At the end of the first class, the whole class was instantly depressed and fell asleep on the table.
Li Hua glanced at his deskmate Jiang Nian, "Holy shit, Brother Nian, you just slept in a class, why are you still so sleepy? What did you do last night?"
"Don't mention it, the suppression is ominous." Jiang Nian lay on the table and said, "I'm so sleepy, don't disturb me. I will definitely be caught if I fall asleep in the next class."
Ten minutes seemed like several hours had passed.
The moment the class bell rang, Jiang Nian slowly got up. He held his chin with his hand and opened his eyes just a slit. He saw Zhang Ningzhi in the front seat turning around.
“Do you drink milk?”
"Huh?" Jiang Nian suddenly became energetic.
"I bought it yesterday, but I can't find the straw." Zhang Ningzhi whispered, her eyelashes flickering, "I heard that milk can help you out, but I can't help you drink it anyway?"
"Yes." Jiang Nian smiled lazily.
Baby Zhizhi is too kind, and the milk given to him for free is sweet.
"Oh." Zhang Ningzhi reached out and fumbled for a carton of milk from the table, and carefully placed it on his table, blushing, "But there is no straw."
"The straw is not a problem, I can just take a small bite." Jiang Nian said.
Li Hua pretended not to see anything, crying silently in his heart, Jiang Nian, your mother, you are secretly saving the world on horseback!
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