Chapter 82 No, who asked him to fish like this!
There is neither Lao Liu nor a monitor in the private class group, but Qian Bao somehow sneaks in.
The picture of Jiang Nian was just sent out, less than two minutes ago.
Xibao immediately sent a Mambo emoticon, "[Arrest]."
"You are taking a day off to play, right? Did you bring your English test paper? Take out your phone and take a photo!"
(Jiang Nian): "Teacher, the test paper fell into the water. Benboba came ashore and gave me a slap in the face, telling me to stop writing about foreigners."
Qianbao: "[Yang Mi is speechless]."
With Qian Bao making a nest, seven or eight classmates suddenly appeared in the group.
Li Hua joined the group with special effects, "Nian, remember to wear a helmet when fishing."
(Ma Guojun): "Where to fish??"
(Sun Zhicheng, a niche brother): "Look at the fishing rods (witty). My dad also loves fishing. He bought a set of fishing rods worth thousands. When he has nothing to do, he drives to find a place to fish."
Look, the fish has already taken the initiative to bite the hook before he starts fishing.
By the reservoir, Jiang Nian put away his mobile phone and found a shady spot.
Just as he was about to sit down, about ten meters away, a heavily armed uncle holding a fishing rod suddenly shouted.
“Young student, there is no one with a bad fish mouth in your position.”
“Huh?” Jiang Nian said something that suited his appearance, tilted his head, "Fish mouth? What is that?"
The uncle was obviously a little embarrassed. He had a deck chair, fishing box, bait box, additives, fish protection, and other equipment beside him, but he got up and walked over.
Seeing this, Jiang Nian couldn't help but be curious.
“Uncle, aren’t you afraid that the fish will bite the hook while you are away?”
"Harm, the bell will ring when biting the hook, no problem." The uncle waved his hands boldly, feeling a little embarrassed when he said the words. Could it be that the Air Force is used to it?
Don’t bully middle-aged people who are poor! Afterlife!
“Ahem, this is what you bring with you for fishing?” The uncle looked at him up and down. He saw a large white latex bucket and a bamboo pole with a set of equipment tied to it.
“Do you need to bring anything else for fishing?” Jiang Nian looked confused and cooperated with his uncle to pretend, “Uncle, your fishing rod is so beautiful. What is that box?”
“It’s harmful, you’ll know after you fish for a long time.” The uncle touched his hair and said, “It doesn’t matter how big the fish is, it doesn’t matter how big the fish is. First of all, you must have all the equipment, otherwise you will definitely regret it if the fish runs away.”
"Yeah." Jiang Nian nodded and pretended to tie the bait, "Uncle, do you think my equipment can catch fish?"
The uncle didn't hold back and laughed out loud.
“It’s okay to fish in the wild, just try your luck. It’s easy to cut the line when you encounter big fish. Hey, why am I telling you this? You can’t get any big goods at this position.”
“Tangential line, that is, broken line, cheap fishing line is easy to break.
“Oh~ I don’t understand either, it’s my first time fishing.” Jiang Nian lowered his head and coiled the line while stacking buffs, “I’m just a student in reality, so I can’t compare with you, uncle.”
“I’m so envious of you, uncle, for your professional equipment, you are so handsome and stylish.”
"Hey, hey, you will have it in the future too." The uncle was a little embarrassed by his praise, so he returned to the fishing position and got him half a pack of cheap bait.
“Uncle, thank you, uncle.” Jiang Nian accepted the compliment.
Probably because of Jiang Nian’s extremely crude equipment, the uncle was very interested in him (he couldn’t catch any fish).
The uncle seemed to have no intention of returning to the fishing position. Instead, he stood behind Jiang Nian with his hands behind his back and watched with interest, spreading a few words of knowledge from time to time.
“A good pole has many benefits. It feels good, catches fish steadily, and returns fish quickly. You bamboo pole”
Jiang Nian said, “But my pole is not easy to break.”
"Hahaha, young man, how big of a fish do you have to catch to break the pole." The uncle seemed to have heard a big joke and kept laughing.
Before I finished speaking, the water surface surged and splashed everywhere!
Got it?
Worri!
The uncle was so stupid that he never kept his mouth shut as usual, but once he got up he would relieve himself. Or if you do something else, it will definitely be the same as when you catch a fish, just do what you say!
“Hey, I have it!” Jiang Nian had quick eyesight and quick hands.
He wanted to pull the fish up, but found that the fish seemed a bit big? Although there is a system blessing, fishing is like drinking water, but the quality of the fishing line cannot be guaranteed.
Just as Jiang Nian was hesitating, the uncle who came to his senses quickly ran to his fishing position and fetched a net.
"I'm coming! I'm coming!"
The uncle took action directly, "Carp, oh, two or three pounds."
With a pop, the fish fell into Jiangnian's big bucket.
The two men stared at the carp swimming in the bucket, and then looked up at each other.
The uncle was a little embarrassed, showed a fake smile, and said a few words of congratulations.
"The young ones are pretty awesome."
"Thank you, uncle, you will have some too." Jiang Nian said, "It's my first time fishing, and I don't have much experience. I have more luck, not as good as you, uncle."
The uncle nodded, and couldn't help but feel a little depressed.
You comforted me!
A young boy.
I think back then, a fishing rod worth several hundred yuan was worth waving at Fang Qiu. Now I drive for more than an hour and go fishing in a rural reservoir with thousands of pieces of equipment.
I have been squatting from morning until now, and the nest has been hit, but the fucking hook won’t bite!
"It's okay, you go ahead and fish, I'll go back and take a look." The uncle still maintains the dignity of an adult. No one will be jealous of the novice buff, right?
No way?
Only halfway through, I suddenly heard Jiang Nian’s shout again.
“Here we go again!”
Huh?
He turned around suddenly, and the rod in Jiang Nian’s hand was indeed shaking!
No, you, the younger generation.
"I'll come! I'll come!" The uncle walked as fast as flying, grabbed the net on the ground and ran over, "It's still a carp, hey, this fish is not small."
Poof, there are two fish in the white latex bucket.
The two looked at each other, and the uncle waved his hand.
"You're welcome. I'm afraid I won't be able to catch fish today anyway. Try again. I guess your luck is almost running out. Fishing is like this."
"Oh, oh." Jiang Nian nodded, "Then I'll give it a try."
To be honest, the middle-aged uncle felt a little uncomfortable. The most important thing in wild fishing is not props or technology, but resources!
The so-called resource is the location, which place. Which coordinate can frame the fish? Without resources, it is nothing.
Now he has reasonable suspicion that Jiangnian is a prime fishing position. But he was an adult after all, and he was embarrassed to discuss fishing spots with a young boy.
Forget it, forget it.
The weather is getting cold, and so is my uncle’s heart.
The uncle shook his head and walked towards his fishing position with his hands behind his back. A total of ten minutes have passed since I just watched the excitement and now I helped the boy catch two fish with the net.
During these ten minutes, my uncle’s fishing rod remained motionless, like a prostitute who had not taken any medicine.
He sighed and was about to sit in the recliner and check his cell phone. Before my butt could sit firmly, I suddenly heard Jiang Nian’s voice again, and it was the same familiar phrase
“Here we go again!!”
The uncle immediately jumped up and grabbed the net and scored three times. Poof, three fish were slightly crowded in the bucket. The two of them glanced at the fish and then at each other.
“Thank you, uncle.” Jiang Nian said.
"Don't call me uncle, call me brother Sun." Sun Jianguo took out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter, "Young man, do you want to smoke? Hua Zi, have one."
"No, I don't know how to smoke." Jiang Nian declined.
“Ahem, it’s better if you don’t smoke, it’s good for your health.” Sun Jianguo touched the top of his head and said with some embarrassment, “Young man, can you give me a shot?”
When someone took over, Jiang Nian took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the fish in the bucket.
Click to open the group chat, and the record 99+ will be displayed.
Someone @himself, clicked in and saw that it was Sun Zhicheng. Jiang Nian didn't know that group of people very well and didn't usually hang out with them, but he still spoke politely.
“Is this your first time fishing? I suggest you buy a few hundred yuan worth of equipment to practice.”
Classmate: “Wori, a few hundred yuan? So expensive?”
(Sun Zhicheng): "What does this mean? My dad spent almost tens of thousands of yuan on these equipment."
Classmate: "Your family is really rich, young master."
(Sun Zhicheng): "(呲雅) It's just my dad's hobby. He can't understand these middle-aged people. He drove out again before dawn this morning, and he didn't know where he went fishing."
Classmate: "@孙志成, look at my uncle Let him catch the fish and open our eyes."
Classmate: "Don't mention it, I also want to go fishing."
Jiang Nian stood aside and kept scrolling down the chat history. I saw Sun Zhicheng's latest reply, "(Biya), no problem, I'll ask."
Jiang Nian originally wanted to post the photo of the fish bucket directly to the group, but hesitated. First, I sent a message to Xu Qianqian, asking her to prepare a place to temporarily raise fish.
“There may be a lot of fish today.”
Xu Qianqian replied, “???”
Jiang Nian: "?"
Xu Qianqian: "You didn't catch a fish, are you crazy?"
Jiang Nian didn't reply and put away his phone.
I plan to get two more later. It doesn’t matter if the fish bucket can’t fit in it. Get a plastic rope and thread it back, and let Xu Qianqian cry while killing fish today.
Have you ever heard of fish every year?
Suddenly, Sun Jianguo’s phone vibrated in front of him. He took out his phone and took a look. He frowned in annoyance at first, but still answered the phone.
"Son, what's wrong?"
It's amazing, his tone suddenly became gentle.
"The fish I caught, oh oh, I did this morning." Sun Jianguo suddenly became vague, "No, how could it be possible? You forgot that I never miss."
At this time, a proud father quietly broke into pieces.
Hearing this, Jiang Nian looked at Sun Jianguo doubtfully, thinking it couldn't be such a coincidence, right?
Sun Jianguo hung up the phone, a little embarrassed, coughed and said.
"Young man, can I discuss something with you? Can you sell me a fish? Don't worry, the price is absolutely fair. If you make an offer, I will never bargain."
Jiang Nian touched the back of his neck and glanced at the class news again.
“Brother Sun, is one not enough?”
Zhennan Middle School.
Sun Zhicheng was still waiting for pictures of his biological father to show off, and looked at the questions in the group one after another. The feeling of satisfaction in my heart is overwhelming. Who is a high school student fishing?
Such a niche hobby is so awesome!
(Chen Yunyun): "My dad also likes fishing, but his skills are not good. He often goes back empty-handed, and my mother scolds him for guarding the reservoir."
Seeing this, Sun Zhicheng was ecstatic.
Unexpectedly, Chen Yunyun’s father is also a fishing enthusiast, so she and I have a common topic. For those in the same group, the one closest to the water and the tower gets the moon first.
After thinking about it, he edited the message and sent it to the class group.
"My dad is the same. Sometimes the fish he catches is quite small. But he rarely goes home empty-handed and gets something every time. I think this has something to do with the fish's mouth."
Sure enough, Chen Yunyun@him.
"(Doubtful) (Doubtful) What is the fish mouth?"
Sun Zhicheng felt happy at that time, blood rushed to his brain, and excitement rushed to Tianling Gai. He tapped his fingers on the screen and said everything he heard from his father.
“It’s just the fish opening their mouths to eat. If there are no fish to eat, the fish’s mouth is not good. (Bara Bala).”
Chen Yunyun: “Wow, Sun Zhicheng, you can also fish?”
The corners of Sun Zhicheng’s mouth hooked directly, and his face turned red with excitement. I wish I could throw away all the fishing knowledge I have at this moment to make a nest!
Just as he was scratching his head on the sports field, his father sent him a picture.
The fish protects the inside, and the three fish are jumping around.
At that moment, Sun Zhicheng sighed and hurriedly forwarded the picture to the class group.
“@陈进, (呲雅) my dad’s results this morning. He said that he had just arrived not long ago and hadn’t fished much yet, so the harvest wasn’t too much.”
The next few sentences belong to Sun Zhicheng’s personal performance, but the effect is excellent.
班群里清一色的卧槽卧槽，连陈芸芸也发了一个表情包。
“@孙志成, your dad is so awesome, your fishing skills must be very good too.”
(Sun Zhicheng): “(呲肖) is just average.”
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