Chapter 91 Hot pills, my friend has been living a nightmare for the second time in his life
Jiang Nian was happy, “That’s not what you just said.”
“Just now! "Chen Yunyun blushed and whispered, "I didn't do that to agree with Luo Yong. After all, renting a house off campus is indeed free." "What about the others?" He held his head and asked with a smile.
"For example?"
"Taking a shower, didn't you say it's inconvenient to take a shower in the dormitory?" Jiang Nian said, "You have to queue up to get hot water in winter, and sometimes it's not hot when you wash it out, right?"
"Eh? Isn't your home in the county seat? How do you know so clearly!" Chen Yunyun's eyes flashed with surprise, "Have you ever lived on campus?"
"No, my classmate in the class used to be a student who lived on campus. I heard what he said."
"Oh, that's it." Chen Yunyun suddenly realized, and immediately picked up another topic, "It's inconvenient to take a shower in the dormitory, but I always wash it with two people."
Hearing this, Jiang Nian's eyelids twitched and he said calmly.
“Can we wash it together?”
It sounds good, I love to hear it, and I will explain it in detail.
"Why not, save time." Chen Yunyun didn't think anything was wrong, "If Yuhe and I queue up in different orders, we won't have to wait for a long time."
"Oh, won't it be crowded for two people to wash?" Jiang Nian asked casually, pretending not to care.
“It’s okay, one is on the top of the steps and the other is on the bottom.” Chen Yunyun thought for a while, “It saves time and can do a lot of things.”
"If the weather is very hot, you have to go back to the dormitory to fetch water after school in the afternoon. For convenience, our hot water bottles and buckets are placed outside."
"Won't they be taken away?" Jiang Nian asked again.
"Sometimes, I can only admit that I am unlucky." Chen Yunyun looked frustrated, "I have lost two kettles. I will be crazy to buy more."
"What about renting a house?"
"No, renting a house is so boring." She said, "You can still chat in the dormitory, and living in a remote place is very dangerous. You have to be careful. Walking through the dark alley"
"What to talk about?"
"A lot, talking about junior high school and TV series. Good songs and gossip." Chen Yunyun slowed down and said, "Talk about boys"
Before the door was locked at 12:50 noon, Lin Dong got out of the dormitory.
With a fully charged mobile phone in his pocket, he hurried to the classroom.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he walked out of the dormitory door, he ran into Hei Liuli, whom he least expected to see.
Oh my god, it weighs one hundred and eighty pounds by visual inspection.
Lin Dong made eye contact with the black-skinned glass baby, subconsciously feeling guilty. He immediately attracted the other person's attention, and at that moment he even thought of his own epitaph.
【No one tasted the slightest bit of red lips, so I beat the young man to death with one punch. 】
He was really scared. He originally thought that Hei Liuli’s story was over. Why, looking at it now, there are some signs of an unresolved love affair between humans and ghosts. It won't be opened, right?
The opponent’s tonnage can directly dismantle itself.
Lin Dong subconsciously lowered his head and wanted to leave, thinking silently in his heart, "You didn't see me, you didn't see me." However, as soon as he took a step, he was stopped by a shout, with a deep and powerful voice.
“Stop!”
He immediately stood at attention, finally feeling the fear of his junior being dominated by the mountain demon. It was clear that online dating was still a buzzword, so why is it so exciting now?
Scam! Worri!
Lin Dong was about to cry, and even started to walk through life. I got involved in online dating, and now that things have happened, I feel that the people I feel most sorry for now are my family!
"What's your name?" Heipi Liuli asked.
"Sun Sun Zhicheng." Lin Dong read out the name of his good brother almost subconsciously. He used the pseudonym Shen Cong for online dating, "What's wrong?"
Heipi Liuli said in a deep voice, "Do you know someone named Shen Cong?"
“I’ve never heard of this person.” Lin Dong gritted his teeth and walked to the side with his head down, begging for an escape, “Ask someone else.”
“Wait!”
With a thud, Lin Dong felt like he was flying. The body was like a deflated rubber ball that was smashed into the wall by a fully loaded Tiger tank.
He was pressed against the pillar at the door of the boys' dormitory, unable to move. The punishment for watching the excitement that day finally came to him at this moment.
"What are you anxious about? Do you know Shen Cong?"
He is seventeen or eighteen years old, and he was as scared as a grandson. He wanted to vomit but did not dare to vomit, and almost burst into tears.
Forget it, damn it!
“I really don’t know who is that you are talking about?” Lin Dong’s voice was choked with sobs. Is this retribution? Who will save me? I will never date online again!
“What are you guilty of?”
"I'm in a hurry and I don't have a guilty conscience, so you suddenly stood up to me." Lin Dong explained with his remaining rationality, "Who knew what you were going to do, you were shocked."
"What's wrong with your face? Are you red? "
"I can't breathe!"
Hearing this, Heipi Liuli let go of Lin Dong a little, but his tone was still not good.
“You men are just like that, always giving up!”
“Classmate, I’ve never heard of Shen Cong.” Lin Dong was numb, but still managed a fake smile, “I can help you pay attention, but I’m really in a hurry now.”
Hei Liuli was dissatisfied, but after a moment of stalemate, he let him go.
“Then you add me on QQ.”
Gudu.
Lin Dong is stupid, he can log in on his mobile phone! ! ! small! ! Under normal circumstances, QQ can be opened in two ways, with large and small accounts existing at the same time.
But! ! !
Students who live on campus are not allowed to have mobile phones, and QQ large accounts cannot be used online.
Although the head teacher may not consider rape, he is the representative of the mathematics class. In order to lead by example and not let anything slip, I still chose to stay on the trumpet account.
In other words, the moment the phone is turned on, it will die.
"Take the phone!" Hei Pi Liuli urged, a little impatiently, "Hurry up, don't waste my time, I saw the phone in your pocket!"
At the critical moment, he had an idea.
“Beautiful girl, let me add you on WeChat.”
“You? Are you worthy of adding me on WeChat?” Hei Liuli glanced at him, and it was obvious that he was really angry, and her saliva splashed on his face while speaking.
“You want to see photos of life, right? A toad eats swan meat!”
Lin Dong wants to die, and before he dies, he wants to fly to South Korea to change his face.
Several people were watching the fun from a distance on the road, and the commotion attracted many people. There was a tendency to crowd around, and some even wanted to take photos.
You can’t film that kind of thing!
Between the humiliation of dignity and the ruin of reputation, Lin Dong chose the former and squeezed out a smile.
“I’m not”
“I’m not?” Heipi Liuli imitated Lin Dong with a low voice and said in a sinister manner, “I don’t know yet. You stinky men will cheat on girls’ feelings!
咚咚咚，三拳打散了林栋的风发意气。
Your mother!
In the end, he bowed his head and held on for three minutes. Finally, after the wild boar buff passed, I successfully added WeChat and ran away!
I felt nauseated while running, and the rapid running coupled with the odor on my face. After running for a long distance, he knelt down in the sand pit beside the road and retched.
I vomited a few mouthfuls of sour water and felt like my stomach was about to be vomited, and then I recovered a little.
Several people on the roadside cast curious glances, but Lin Dong ignored them. There are too many lice but it doesn’t itch. I’ve just been embarrassed. I hope no one takes a picture of my face.
The most important thing now is.
He took out his phone, opened WeChat and wanted to delete Heipi Liuli. Shakingly, he clicked on his business card, and suddenly a new message popped up.
【Sun Zhicheng, if you dare to block me! I will squat on you in the 5th dormitory building, unless you never go back to the dormitory! I'll ask someone about your classroom! 】
【What I hate most is men lying to me! You can try it! 】
Lin Dong’s hands were shaking so badly that he began to regret it! Why do you have to leave the dormitory door? Why did you say Sun Zhicheng in the first place? Just make up a random name!
He began to regret and his whole body began to tremble.
At the end, I cried out with a suppressed voice, my heart felt like it was falling into an ice cave.
Why did such a thing happen and why was he detained? How did she know she was in Building 5 of the boys' dormitory! The trumpet is obviously well hidden!
Buzz, Yaoyao sent a new message, and he was not in the mood to read it.
Standing in the sunshine, his heart was close to freezing.
Lin Dong raised his head and glanced at the sky, and couldn't help but mutter to himself, is it dark in Zhennan? Or is it my own illusion?
It’s noon, why is the light so dark?
Oh, I saw it wrong, it turned out that my life was in trouble.
Lin Dong’s teeth chattered and he dragged his limp legs forward like a zombie. The whole person looked numb, like an emotionless zombie.
I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet?
I didn’t expect the car to overturn in such an outrageous place. I really shouldn’t have.
When he walked to the bottom of the teaching building, Lin Dong cheered up again. Now that the matter has come to this, there is nothing more to say. All we can do is live strong.
Heipi Liuli will deal with her for the time being, alas.
Lin Dong went upstairs and was about to enter the classroom when his sharp eyes saw that scene. Chen Yunyun was actually talking and laughing in this Jiang Nian, and she was still so close.
Shoot for Sun Zhicheng, you can’t be the only one unlucky.
Tom, see the truth!
He was sneaky, pretending to play with his mobile phone, took a photo and quickly sent it to Sun Zhicheng. Then he returned to his seat as if nothing had happened, lowered his head and started playing with his mobile phone on the table.
Sun Zhicheng replied with a string of ellipses and said nothing more.
Lin Dong smiled, and the pain in his heart finally eased a bit. Secretly, Tom Cheng, do you know what kind of catastrophe your father went through?
After lunch break.
Ring, ring, ring, Jiang Nian stood up from his seat in a daze. He noticed that there were two brown-wrapped coffee hard candies placed on the corner of the table under his desk.
Zhang Ningzhi has already arrived and is also sleeping on the table. One side of her face was buried in her arms, and the other side was facing him. Her eyelashes were long and trembling slightly.
Jiang Nian was stunned for a while, grabbed the coffee candies, put them in his pocket, and said thank you.
I shook my head and prepared to go out to take a breath. I felt a little sleepy at noon. I went to the toilet to wash my face and put some water in to prepare for the three-hour comprehensive science exam in the afternoon.
While he was standing in the corridor taking a breather, he turned around and saw Zhang Ningzhi coming out of the classroom and going to the toilet. His eyes simply followed her, and she paused and quickened her pace.
It wasn’t until I saw the little girl walking faster and faster, almost turning into a trot, that I laughed out loud.
Take the comprehensive science test in the afternoon.
The entire examination room was groggy. Some people took a sip of water and some slapped themselves.
Li Hua took out his Fengyoujing, stuck out his tongue, wow~
Jiang Nian slept at noon, and washed his face with cold water, and now he is not sleepy at all. It's just that his brain is a little slow, and the back of his head seems to be blocked by a small piece of wood.
He turned to look at the squad leader, but was stunned for a moment. Li Qingrong's hair tie suddenly changed from a black rubber band to a bear hair tie.
“Squad leader, did you find the hair tie?”
Li Qingrong hummed, but did not turn to look at him.
“Found it.”
Not finished yet, there are still.
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