Chapter 98 Puppy Love
Jiang Nian was confused, he was quite stern and said vaguely
"I guess he is about the same as Zeng You, so I have no energy for the exam."
Li Hua and Huang Fang are both old people in the third class. They have not been in the same class for a year or two, and they speak more straightforwardly. He joined the discussion and nodded thoughtfully.
“You can’t blame Brother Jun. If I had such an excellent girlfriend, it would be very difficult for me to get 400 points in the exam.”
There will always be a few talented girls in high school, which is amazing. Even if you can't remember your face, you can still recognize it from the crowd at a glance.
Especially when running and aerobics, the girl is troubled even on a hot day. We must also insist on wearing a wide, long-sleeved school uniform to run and do gymnastics, and we will be sweating profusely.
“The shrimp-headed man.” Jiang Nian took the lead.
Although Huang Fang also wanted to say this, it was a pity that Jiang Nian beat him to it. But when it comes to the level of shrimp heads, she feels that her shrimp head content is a bit high.
After all, you are discussing others behind their backs, especially Wu Jungu’s girlfriend is really big. When she sees a big one, she would want to go up and touch it.
It can only be said that she is glad that she is a girl, otherwise she would be labeled as a pervert.
"He used to have very good grades and often gave me lectures." Emperor Huang Fang shook his head, "Falling in love has a great impact on learning. It's a pity for Wu Jungu."
Wori, why do you miss him so much?
Jiang Nian coughed and defended Wu Jungu.
"Well, falling in love in Zhennan Middle School is quite normal, and the impact on grades in a short period of time is not that outrageous. It must be something happened."
Zhang Ningzhi heard the topic of love and wanted to hear it, but was embarrassed to participate. So I pretended to be doing my homework, my ears stood up sharply.
Didi, the equipment is running normally.
Li Hua turned around and said, "The school is like this. It prohibits being 80 on campus, but does not care about puppy love. If caught, it will be criticized, and then the parents will be called at most."
"If I fall in love prematurely," Jiang Nian used an analogy.
Zhang Ningzhi unconsciously grabbed the pen and waited for two seconds but saw nothing. He plucked up the courage to quietly turn his head and quickly glanced at Jiang Nian out of the corner of his eye.
Puppy love, then let’s continue.
Several other people were also listening, and even Huang Fang turned around. They seemed to be very interested in the topic of Jiang Nian's premature love, and the corners of their mouths seemed to be talking.
You kid, you are finally exposed!
"Say, Nian." Li Hua smiled, with a gossipy face.
Jiang Nian didn't care, touched his neck and said, "If I fell in love prematurely, I would definitely not be like Brother Jun. If my grades fluctuate, it would be too easy to be discovered."
"Tch, I thought you had talked about it!" Li Hua was not interested.
Zhang Ningzhi unscrewed the thermos cup while drinking water. He glanced at Jiang Nian secretly and agreed in his heart. He thought he had talked about it, but it turned out that he hadn't.
Fangfang took action, "Jiang Nian, it's not like you haven't talked about it before."
Zeng You seemed to have been reading novels, but in fact he was also eavesdropping. He turned around and smiled.
"Yes, you're a liar!"
"Don't throw dirty water, I'm suing you for slander." Jiang Nian warned around him, FBI, "Actually, I have a way to tell whether a person is talking or not."
"What way?" Li Hua became interested.
It seems to be raising your hand, come and test mine!
Anyway, I haven’t started studying in the evening yet, and people in the classroom are still noisy. Seeing that everyone around him was listening, he directly announced this method.
“It’s very simple, but the premise is that you can’t lie.”
After saying the preconditions, Jiang Nian cleared his throat and turned to ask Li Hua, "If you were asked to choose a relationship, what kind of girls do you hate? Be specific and don't lie."
"Ah, what kind of girls do I hate?" Li Hua suddenly hesitated, as if he could accept any kind, Shen Youchu, Xiao Yu'er, it's really hard to choose.
It really doesn’t work, as long as it’s a woman, and Huang Hui isn’t the same. Anyway, Shuangshuang has all kinds of thoughts running around in his head.
Finally, Li Hua voted.
“I don’t know, I really can’t think of it.”
Hearing this, Jiang Nian looked around the seat, and the prisoner Huangtian pointed his finger at Li Hua.
"Look, this is the first male of the White Board."
"What the hell?" Li Hua was stunned and almost jumped up when his old story was revealed, "No, you are slandering! He is slandering me!! Sue you for slander. "Slander!"
Jiang Nian smiled, "I'm so worried."
A group of people around the seats burst into laughter, and Li Hua was given the title of "Baiban Chunan". Although this was also the case, he refused to accept it!
"I have been in an underground love affair."
Jiang Nian haha, "It's hard, your words are indeed typical."
Li Hua felt a little warm and scratched his head.
"How do you prove it?"
"Okay, let's ask about your heart." Jiang Nian rolled up the sleeves of his school uniform and turned to ask Li Hua, "If you were asked to choose a relationship, what kind of girl would you like?"
This time Li Hua did not hesitate and answered bravely.
“The kind of girl who is quiet and thin, with a ponytail. A girl with a cheerful personality, a bright smile, and a girl who likes to laugh.”
When Jiang Nian finished speaking, he pointed his finger.
“You kid, it’s definitely just a secret love.”
Li Hua was struck by lightning, his eyes widened, and he was stunned. The smile on his face disappeared instantly, as if to confirm Jiang Nian's judgment.
"Wori, investigate me!"
"Whoever did this shit, pull it down." Jiang Nian waved his hand and explained, "You said this yourself. Only people who have never been in love are full of yearning for the opposite sex."
"If you have talked about it, the answer should be, I don't like people who are full of lies, or Someone who likes pie-making, or is emotionally unstable. Those who said these things have basically talked about similar things. "In addition, you have a clear description of the girl you like, but it is contrary to your previous answer. The intersection of the two answers shows that it is a crush."
When the voice fell, everyone was shocked.
Li Hua couldn't even close his mouth, so he directly grabbed the back of Jiang Nian's neck and murmured.
"Where is the pinhole of the anesthesia watch? Where the hell are you hiding, Conan? Let me find you, kid! I'll crush your voice changer with my foot, and you won't be able to reap the benefits."
"Stop fooling around, just say it, right?" Jiang Nian pushed his hand away.
Li Hua suddenly became embarrassed, "Why don't you ask others, Huang Fang, Zhang Ningzhi, and Zeng You."
"I asked about the situation. I just explained the principles and asked a question." Jiang Nian grinned and gloated, "Anyway, I exposed your old background."
Zhang Ningzhi was expecting him to ask questions one by one, but when he heard that he didn’t continue. It wasn't that she was disappointed, but she decided not to talk to Jiang Nian for a little longer.
After a while, Wu Jungu came to study in the evening, and the topic ended there.
Although the topic at this time has nothing to do with Wu Jungu, the starting point is not very good. We are all in a group and cannot do such unreasonable things.
Jiang Nian opened the biology textbook to prepare for evening reading. He didn't care much about puppy love.
Li Hua is right, there are no consequences for early love in Zhennan Middle School. How could a man and a woman not have any ambiguous thoughts when they stay together all day long?
During the holidays, I went to the milk tea shop next to the school and saw that there were wild mandarin ducks everywhere. If you want to see something exciting, it is recommended to take the bus to Zhennan Commercial Street.
The newly opened milk tea shops on the corner of the street are in remote locations and dimly lit. Going upstairs with gentle steps, you can see the Morgan girl and her boyfriend sitting crosswise and kissing.
That scale can only be said to depend on fate. If you are lucky, you can see a round one.
Zhennan Middle School might as well change its name to Love Academy.
There are also couples in the third class of the Olympiad. To be precise, there are couples in every class. Even the legendary Zero Class of Zhennan Middle School. I heard that there are a few couples, but the teacher doesn’t catch them.
The Olympiad class emphasizes that puppy love is strictly prohibited, but due to performance issues, it is not strictly enforced.
This is the most authentic Zhennan, only based on achievements. This is also the meaning of Jiang Nian's hard work. In a classroom where strength is paramount, if there is no performance, it is just a trade.
Can’t even get 500? Fork it out!
After the first period of self-study, Wu Jungu ran out again. The team members looked at each other, wondering what was wrong with him, but no one said anything.
During the second period of evening self-study, Lao Liu came to the classroom and walked around with his score sheet in hand. As if on a parade, I finally stayed in the sixth group for half a minute.
He patted Li Hua on the shoulder and joked.
"Li Hua, when will your English score be mentioned? Ah, there are two top English students in the class sitting next to you, you have to seize the opportunity to study."
"Yes, yes, teacher." Li Hua is also a veteran, relying on Lao Liu's future college entrance examination performance, he said eloquently, "I think so too. , But Brother Jiang always teaches me some weird words. "
"What about fuckfuck and yesyes, Bichi Bichi, I don't understand what the English top student is saying at all."
After the words fell, the whole class burst into laughter.
“Hahaha! Damn it!”
“Jiang Nian Diao, it’s so awesome, I don’t understand it either.”
“No wonder he’s a top student, he watches a lot of movies!”
Old Liu couldn’t hold back anymore, he started laughing, and pointed at the two of them.
“You two.”
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