Chapter 201 Yuyu, fast forward to the Don’t Laugh Challenge
Hearing this, another round of laughter broke out in the class.
“Teacher, it’s not a chicken, it’s Yang Qiming.”
“Hahaha, shit, Mr. Maori Xingjun has descended to earth, and I, Brother Yang, are really alive.”
“Ah, I’m so wet, okay. I want to get married. "
"Damn it, I'm just like you. Here's the problem, Brother Yang will scream and fly away."
"Shut the hell up! The English teacher is here!"
Everyone in Qianbao was confused, listening to everyone in the class talking nonsense. You talked to me word by word, and she probably understood the matter, but she still couldn't believe it.
“Yang Qiming, stand up.”
The latter stood up awkwardly, and he regretted crowing like a chicken.
“Teacher, I was wrong.”
“I didn’t say you were wrong, I was just curious about how you called it.” Qianbao looked like he was having fun, “Well, you can learn it again and I’ll listen.”
Hearing this, the class burst into laughter again.
Yang Qiming couldn’t help but feel a little embarrassed and scratched his head.
When the people in the class saw this, they immediately started to boo.
“Brother Yang, our third team has never been a coward, don’t lose your place!”
“That’s right, brother, don’t spoil the fun and come here.”
"Isn't it just a matter of imitating a chicken to crow? What's so difficult about that." Li Hua said in a three-piece suit, "Man, don't act coy like a girl, come on."
Jiang Nian turned around and pointed his finger, arresting him on the spot.
“Hey! What’s wrong with you, bitch? This is a typical Chinese man’s way of thinking. You’ve got the Little Red Book.”
Li Hua was anxious and pointed back.
"Damn it, don't take it out of context."
"Here's the problem, take it out of context. Don't take it out of context." Jiang Nian pointed at him and said, "When you said this, weren't you taking it out of context?"< /p>
“Akaashi Akaashi Akaishi!”
Zhang Ningzhi put his hands on the table, listening to the childish arguments between Jiang Nian and Li Hua, and could not help but hold his little face and sigh.
Boys are really too naive.
Either he crows like a chicken or he loves to make noise, just like a monkey.
Thinking of this, she secretly glanced at someone and couldn't help but speak.
"Jiang Nian, do you know there is a parent-teacher meeting tomorrow?"
"I know, what's wrong?" Jiang Nian looked confused, thinking that Baby Zhizhi really thought he was mentally retarded, "It's nine-thirty in the morning, I remember it very clearly."
Zhang Ningzhi nodded and continued.
“Yeah, I just don’t know which group’s turn it is to clean. So, do you have any clue?”
Hearing this, Jiang Nian’s smile disappeared.
He frowned and turned to look at Zhang Ningzhi solemnly. After struggling for a long time, he still tentatively asked.
“Exclude our group first, right?”
Zhang Ningzhi shook his head, his pink lips were moist and slightly opened and closed.
“My guess is wrong.”
Jiang Nian’s expression changed and he couldn’t help but collapse.
“Holy shit, the pills are spicy!”
Over there, Yang Qiming imitated the crow of a chicken again, this time it was more like it. Everyone was impressed by his ventriloquism, Xibao was stunned on the spot, and then took the lead in applauding.
Wow, Yang Qiming was alone in the sea of applause.
Even though I have just experienced the pain of betrayal, I am still moved by this bit of friendship between classmates. Although it is a chicken-crowing and dog-robbery skill, you can still get a sense of accomplishment from it.
At that moment, he realized.
In fact, my brother also learned how to bark like a dog from an old man in the same village. Regardless of whether it comes from a good idea, it is easier to learn how to bark a dog than to crow a chicken.
No one thinks that my brother wants to perform, haha, only idiots can imitate dog barking.
Yang Qiming restrained his desire to perform and sat down amidst the applause. He has a calm expression and elegant manners. He brushes off his clothes when he has something to do, hiding his pride of success and fame.
“Brother, you are so awesome.” Huang Cairang leaned forward and praised Qiming’s cousin through Zhou Yuting, saying sincerely, “I want to squat in the circle after hearing this.”
"Haha, that's an exaggeration." Yang Qiming waved his hand and said modestly, "It's just a little talent, not worth mentioning."
Zhou Yuting is going to vomit, what a weird thing around her!
If you imitate the crowing of a chicken, why not imitate the barking of a dog?
Now that I have been promoted, I have never had a peaceful day, and I am in a state of panic every day.
Can there be some normal people? Are there not a few normal boys in this class?
“I want Yuyu.”
Jiang Nian lay on the table, feeling hopeless in his entire life.
"I can't sleep in tomorrow, the sky is falling. I kind of want to go online to record my jade process, and then fast forward to the don't laugh challenge."
Hearing this, Li Hua gave a thumbs up.
“Then the next one in the top 100 will be you, congratulations.”
Zhang Ningzhi was ignorant, she had only heard of the don’t laugh challenge. There are a lot of videos like this on the Internet, and they are quite interesting to watch, but I don’t know what they say.
She felt that she was not up to par with Jiang Nian's brain circuit, and she couldn't help but feel a little depressed.
Huh, don’t play with yourself.
Although Li Hua couldn't accept it, who made him the team leader? Wu Jungu and Huang Fang accepted the news calmly. They are both emotionally stable brothers and sisters.
Zeng You couldn’t stand it anymore, and he had already planned to stay up late reading novels.
"Can I not come tomorrow?"
"Okay, find someone to change with you." Li Hua is also more open-minded, "There should be nothing to do tomorrow, just clean up after the parent-teacher meeting."
"Then forget it, alas." Zeng You gave up.
It’s not that he has no friends, it’s just that he finally gets a chance to sleep until he wakes up naturally. Who would exchange duties with him if he didn't have a life-saving friendship?
Jiang Nian had something to say, but Zhang Ningzhi suddenly pulled him away. "What's wrong?"
"You! Don't change!" Zhizhi said with a serious face.
"Why?" Jiang Nian was sweating, and he felt guilty for targeting me like this, "Lin Dong's father seems to be attending the parent-teacher meeting, I'm thinking about him."
"No!" Zhang Ningzhi interrupted him.
"You are a bit overbearing. Don't you guys look down on me sleeping in?" Jiang Nian was speechless, "I'm just a child."
Li Hua: "Bah, shameless."
Zeng You: "Despicable."
"I want to sneak away." Zhang Ningzhi huffed.
Huang Fang: "There is a traitor in the group."
The only honest child, Wu Jungu ignored the interference and asked about business.
“What time will you come tomorrow?”
“Nine o’clock, no need to come too early.” Li Hua explained, “In the morning There is no need to clean up, we just mop the floor and wipe the blackboard, and the rest is reception."
All members of the sixth group accepted the fate of being maids, and each had their own ideas.
Finished the first period of evening self-study.
Lin Dong left his position and prepared to go to the canteen to buy food.
He made a lot of money yesterday, and this aftertaste is enough for him to live a whole semester. Even if he doesn't ask his parents for pocket money, he can survive until the New Year.
In a good mood, he planned to invite two or three friends to go with him.
“Acheng, do you want to go to the canteen?”
Sun Zhicheng refused because he had something in mind.
It is a pity to lose oneself, but the success of the enemy is even more embarrassing.
Yang Qiming’s ventriloquism shocked him deeply, and he even felt a little sad.
I have been obsessed with pursuing Chen Yunyun for a month or two, and I have already lost myself. I used to have elegant taste, and my every move showed style.
Now I am just living a simple life and have given up on improving myself.
He couldn’t help but ask, is this really the right thing to do?
Sun Zhicheng thought about it and decided to make changes. Pick up the transformation plan that failed on Monday. The first step to improve your charm is to find yourself.
The next step is reading. If you read without reading "Guiguzi", it means that this person has average social experience. It is impossible to understand the nature of social relations and there is no big pattern. The level of the future will be just like that, and you can only live a relatively failed life.
Damn it, he kind of wants to be a dog for Guiguzi.
Ah, my mind is itching, could it be that wisdom is about to activate?
Yang Qiming glanced at him and clicked his tongue.
“I’m sick.”
Sun Zhicheng stopped his crazy fantasy, turned to look at Yang Qiming, and said calmly.
“I’m sick, do you have a girlfriend?”
“What’s your bad online name? You’re kicking a lame man’s leg like crazy.” Jiang Nian complained, surrounded by Lin Dong and Hu Nianzhong, and went straight to the cafeteria.
He didn’t want to go at first, but Lin Dong threatened to pay for the midnight snack.
There’s no reason not to eat the midnight snack that was bought for free.
“The trumpet is open for fun.” Lin Dong chuckled, “I met a girl on Xiaohongshu before and had an argument with her for more than a hundred floors.”
“ At that time, the girl’s online name was rather risqué, like 43 Degrees Crazy Beautiful Yangyang. I couldn’t argue with her, so I changed it to this one to add a little more momentum.”
A few people chatted and laughed, and went into the cafeteria to buy some meat pies. Lin Dong went to the canteen and got three bottles of iced black tea, and each person unscrewed the caps of the bottles.
The bell for evening self-study in the second quarter rang, and the three of them remained unmoved in the cafeteria.
"Brother Dong, what platform can't be used?" Hu Nianzhong asked in a muffled voice, "I saw some people making money today, and it seems that nothing happened."
Lin Dong did not answer, and said vaguely.
"Ask Brother Nian."
Jiang Nian glanced at him and said, "If something goes wrong, it will be all over."
Hearing this, Hu Nianzhong nodded.
“I understand, brother.”
In fact, Jiang Nian didn’t want to say anything more. He was not involved in the first place. It's not good to say more. It makes people feel like he has ulterior motives for saying this.
With high emotional intelligence, everyone has his or her own destiny.
Low emotional intelligence is none of my business.
“Brother Dong, is there any other way?” Hu Nianzhong asked again, “Can you take me with you next time? I will definitely obey you and not go east but not west.”
Lin Dong hesitated, and he only occasionally collected some wool. Pure and simple, why does this guy seem to have found a differentiated track?
It would be okay if he found the vertical field through the gripper, but it would be a point of no return.
Thinking of this, Lin Dong looked at Jiang Nian, hoping he could say a few words.
“Ahem, Brother Nian, what do you think?”
Jiang Nian was concentrating on eating meat pie and drinking iced black tea when he was suddenly mentioned. He stopped and after chewing carefully, he frowned and said slowly.
“My opinion is reserved.”
Lin Dong is convinced, Master is really a master at pretending to be confused.
When I thought about it, I realized that I was not Hu Niazhong’s father. If you don't make good friends, you have to take risks. Don't end up splitting the spoils unevenly and turning into enemies.
“I think so too, let’s take a look again.”
The third period is evening self-study.
Yao Beibei and Jiang Nian changed places. She came over to do homework with Zhang Ningzhi and chat with her.
Jiang Nian moved to the back of the classroom and sat in Yao Beibei's seat.
In the front seat is Yu Zhiyi.
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