Chapter 208 You are not my brother, you are a singer right?
Three classes passed in one afternoon, and the last was a small self-study.
Jiang Nian couldn’t help but ask.
"byd, where is friend Zeng?"
"He asked for leave, saying it was acute gastroenteritis caused by the change of seasons." Li Hua said, "But he was still alive and kicking in the morning, most likely he just didn't want to go to class."
Jiang Nian was stunned and heartbroken.
“Being absent from school in the senior year of high school is no different from a dog missing one more bicycle ride.”
Zhang Ningzhi, who had been bored all afternoon, was attracted and couldn't help but ask.
“What will happen if the dog rides a bicycle one less time?”
Jiang Nian said without hesitation.
"Then you have to ask Li Hua."
"Akaashi Akaashi Akaashi!" Li Hua made a sharp crack, as if he was going to die the next second after hearing this bad comment, "You are so vicious!"
But his behavior was quickly interrupted by the Discipline Inspection Commission, and he immediately became honest again.
It was about a few minutes until school was over. Yu Zhiyi, who was on duty for afternoon self-study on the podium, stood up, packed his things and prepared to return to his seat.
Li Hua pretended to move his neck and glanced at Yu Zhiyi furtively.
When his eyes returned to normal, he turned his head and was arrested by Jiang Nian on the spot. People couldn't help but be stunned.
Jiang Nian smiled and revealed his mobile phone camera from the sleeve of his long-sleeved jacket.
Li Hua will never laugh again, no brother, you are a big deal!
Between people, is monitoring the only thing left?
“No, brother Jiuyaonian, can you delete it.” Li Hua was convinced, what kind of surveillance dragon, “Don’t catch my brother Huo Huo, okay?”
Jiang Nian smiled without saying a word and slowly put away his mobile phone.
“It’s not on.”
“What the hell!!”
“I lied to you, it’s on.”
"Brother, what do you want to eat in the afternoon?" Li Hua said with a smooth expression, "I recommend the chicken drumstick rice in the cafeteria. The four dishes and one soup are versatile and nutritious."
"Hey, why are you so polite?" Jiang Nian declined.
Li Hua smiled and said solemnly.
“I just love spending money for my brothers.”
Hearing this, Ma Guojun came over, his fat face unable to smile.
"Hey, I want to eat too."
Li Hua turned around and said, "You are not my brother, you are a singer."
Zeng You woke up and found that it was dark outside the window.
Thumb thump! Kick!
“Students, class time is up, please return to the classroom quickly and prepare for class.”
He straightened up from the bed, still a little dazed.
It took me a while to remember that I had asked for leave. I started sleeping in the afternoon and slept until night.
Gululu, he is hungry.
He touched his stomach and it was flat.
After I came back from the parent-teacher conference in the morning, I was fascinated by the novel and watched it until three o'clock in the afternoon.
I wanted to go downstairs to buy something, but I was too sleepy and fell asleep.
I haven’t eaten for a day, and my hands and feet are a little exhausted.
He looked at the time and saw that it was early seven o'clock in the trenches. This was the evening self-study in the second quarter. I hope the first floor of the dormitory is unlocked, but there is a high probability that I won't be able to get out.
Thinking of this, Zeng You walked all the way downstairs.
The door on the first floor was indeed locked, and he walked upstairs with a frustrated look. When I reached the third floor, I suddenly stopped. There was movement in the bedroom directly opposite the corridor.
He listened carefully for a while, and there was a vague and faint sound.
Zeng You was shocked, this is a men’s dormitory!
It’s even more scary.
He swallowed. People will burst out with courage when they are afraid. He took a deep breath and looked through the peephole gently.
Most of the dormitory doors in Building 5 have a fan-shaped peephole, but they are usually blocked with torn textbooks or donated CDs.
This dormitory seems to be unblocked, but it is actually a gamble.
Who the hell is applauding?
Zeng You looked through the peephole and saw his eyes darken at first. The cones strike and the rods start working, going from light to dark for a total of three seconds.
In those three seconds, he could only hear the breathing in the dormitory and the sound of his heart beating violently, which seemed particularly noisy in this dark environment.
Finally, he saw clearly, a vague outline in the darkness.
Damn, they are a couple.
I vaguely heard a female voice, "Brother, what do you think I am doing?"
In the brightly lit classroom.
Lin Dong stared at the newly popped up message and couldn't help but touch his chin.
“It turned out to be voice.”
Lin Dong didn’t understand what it meant when he clicked on the voice to convert text. I thought to myself that this woman is probably sick. If she doesn't say anything, who knows what you are doing.
However, out of revenge, he continued to reply.
“Didn’t hear clearly.”
Sure enough, a second longer voice message popped up.
It was the second period of evening self-study. The classroom was quiet, with occasional coughs.
He wanted to listen, but he didn’t have headphones, so he turned around and asked.
"Acheng, do you have headphones?"
Sun Zhicheng has been in a trance all afternoon, his mind is in a mess.
The person who blocked shots in the morning was Chen Yunyun’s father, and he blocked shots three times in a row. This cover is not a hat, it is clearly a marriage line that is not long in the first place.
Hearing Lin Dong’s voice, he slowly came back to his senses.
“What?”
“Headphones Smecta.”
“I didn’t bring Smecta.”
“You are a waste of Smecta.” Lin Dong was convinced.
He asked around the group one by one, but Chen Yunyun and Wang Yuhe didn't bring them either. Turning around, he met the eyes of his former brother Yang Qiming.
The other party put on the headphones as if nothing had happened.
Lin Dong didn’t want to borrow it from him, so he pretended not to see it and decided to take a gamble.
As long as you adjust the sound to the first fret and cover it tightly with your hands, no sound will be leaked.
Buzz, a message popped up in the dormitory group.
It’s that bastard Zeng You.
Lin Dong’s fingers were almost touching the voice strip, and he decided to read Zeng You’s message later.
QQ starts!
An unexpected, rather high-pitched cry sounded in the classroom where a needle could be heard.
At that moment, Lin Dong wanted to die and was not joking.
"What's the sound?" Pioneer Li Hua stood up directly, his eyes patrolling the classroom, "Damn, someone just shouted."
Jiang Nian stopped writing and looked up, "Something is burning."
The class roared, and the booing sounded like an overwhelming sea. Then he looked at Lin Dong's team and burst into laughter.
“My family owns a supermarket, and this is just sweeping goods. I will go to hell if I hear this.”
"Let's rush again, brother."
"If you listen to the sound of nature, your ears will be clear for a while, from now on, fish will enter the sea, and birds will ascend to the sky, and they will no longer be fettered."
“Haha, what kind of bird bond is there?”
The class suddenly became noisy, and Cai Xiaoqing, the Discipline Inspection Committee, had to take action.
Zhang Ningzhi was a little curious and poked Jiang Nian.
"What was that sound just now?"
"It's nothing, just play tricks on the files." Jiang Nian didn't want to pollute Zhizhi's ears, so he found an excuse to fool him, "Don't worry about it, just keep doing your homework."
Zhang Ningzhi was confused and nodded.
“Oh.”
“Damn, damn, I was scared to death.” Zeng You leaned on the stairs and sent a group message to the dormitory, “There were people in double rows in the dormitory, and they were shouting so loudly.”
"Brothers, I'm scared to death. Someone come and save me!" After a while, someone in the dormitory group replied.
Lin Dong: "I am already dead."
The hope is the same every year: "The dormitory building, right? Wait, brother, let me come over."
Zeng You was overjoyed and typed tremblingly.
“Okay.”
After a few seconds, something felt wrong again.
"No, Jiang Nian, how did you get into our dormitory group?"
Nian Nianwang is similar: "Because I am the emperor. After many days, the great Emperor Nian has returned to his loyal 514 dormitory. Do you have any questions?"
Zeng You: "."
"Don't question, believe first." Jiang Nian said again, "Don't panic, the team members are here for reinforcements."
Zeng You was really hungry, so he chose to believe the team members.
“Brother, bring me something to eat.”
Jiang Nian: “Okay.”
In the classroom, Discipline Inspection Committee Cai Xiaoqing looked at the empty sixth group and fell into deep thought.
“You mean, you have to go to the toilet?”
Jiang Nian nodded, “Drink too much water.”
Wu Jun said, “I can’t hold it in any longer.”
Li Hua: "Prime Minister Cai, I'm almost dying."
Cai Xiaoqing: "."
Being the Discipline Inspection Committee in this class is sometimes quite helpless.
“Okay.”
Jiang Nian and others rushed out of the classroom with a cry from Wuhu, and then rushed to the dormitory without stopping. Lin Dong came next, but the smile on his face was a little forced.
Li Hua saw Lin Dong’s sadness and patted him on the shoulder.
“It’s okay, it will pass.”
“Really?” Lin Dong was a little moved.
Li Hua laughed loudly, "It's fake, because I mentioned this matter repeatedly in the next more than half a year."
Lin Dong's face turned dark and he took the lead in walking forward.
"Hua, don't be too immoral." Jiang Nian took some food from the canteen and helped Zeng You, who was about to starve to death, "Brother Jun, why are you here to join in the fun?"
Wu Jungu followed the team at the back and said something.
"Those who are in the same dormitory, let's go and have a look."
"Let's go, breaking news, don't let them escape." Jiang Nian sighed again, "It's a pity that Ma Guojun refused to come, no one is blocking the corridor."
"Stop talking nonsense, we can just catch him." Li Hua said.
Wu Jungu interrupted, "If you don't even know her, why would you catch her?"
"Lin Dong knows her, and he even added that woman. QQ is here." Jiang Nian laughed, looking at the door of the dormitory getting closer, "It's all pure love, no adulterers." Li Hua suddenly felt guilty when he thought about what happened in the afternoon.
Although the breakup is over, it doesn’t sound good to say it out. It's all Jiang Nian's fault. I don't know if he filmed it or not. He will keep his secrets for the rest of his life.
Hearing this, Lin Dong was speechless.
Co-author The person who was kicked into the green belt was not you, and the person who was forced to play was not you. Damn it, standing and talking doesn't hurt your back.
Damn, today’s point is really memorized.
“Uncle, our classmate is locked in the dormitory, let’s take him back to class.”
Downstairs, despite the constant calls, the dormitory manager took the key and opened the door.
“Which dormitory do you belong to?”
The three of them said in unison, “301.”
“Does it take so many people to open the lock?” The dormitory manager was dubious.
"The key fell off, let's try first to see if we can use another key to open it." Jiang Nian said without changing his expression, "If it really doesn't work, you have to pick the lock. There are more people and strength."
Hearing this, the dormitory manager had no choice but to open the door.
"Go, don't linger."
"Thank you, uncle."
Several people thanked them one by one and ran upstairs like flying, the stairs creaking.
The dormitory manager listened for a while on the first floor with his ears perked up. After a while, there was a violent knock on the door. Mixed with sounds like "Open the door quickly!" "Why is it locked!"
“A bunch of bastards.”
Third floor.
Zeng You bit into the sandwich bread and wolfed it down while pointing at the doorway.
“There is definitely someone inside!”
“It’s so embarrassing, we can’t get along with the people in Class 4!” Lin Dong was furious, he had never been so disgusted, “Call the grade leader!”
“Are you still crazy?” Li Hua kicked the door of the dormitory and commanded, “Fight, call right away, I like to see people like this being expelled.”
On the second floor of the cafeteria, a window faces the corridor of the 5th dormitory building.
Jiang Nian, Lin Dong, Li Hua, Wu Jungu, and Zeng You stood there, each stretching their necks to see what was going on in the dormitory building opposite.
Lin Dong suddenly realized.
“Brother Nian, damn, you are really bad. Why did you buy a lock?”
“If it’s locked, people can’t get out.” Li Hua shook his head, “That’s stupid, this guy is really bad from head to toe.”
“Don’t be embarrassed, people have escaped. Aren’t you afraid of revenge from a mad dog?” Jiang Nian glanced at him and said, “Go back, everyone has been arrested.”
Several people agreed and walked along the dim school road towards the teaching building.
“Do you think they will be expelled?”
“It’s hard to say, maybe they will just be detained on probation.”
“What if that person finds out that we reported him?”
“You kid, say Will you die if you say auspicious words? "
"Don't panic, let's start the news first..."
"What else can we do, just fuck him."
Several people said nothing to each other, but they didn't have a clue, but their hearts were still excited. It seemed as if something earth-shattering had been done, and only a few were left in the end.
Evening self-study is over.
The third floor of the high school was bustling with people, and students were everywhere going home to go to bed.
Jiang Nian and Xu Qianqian walked side by side on the stairs, surrounded by noisy sounds.
Occasionally, someone talks about some gossip, and the word "men's bed" is particularly frequent.
After going downstairs, Xu Qianqian was freed from the crowd and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Jiang Nian, do you want to hear gossip?" She carried her schoolbag, turned around and said seriously, "How about you treat me to fish balls and I will tell you?"
"Gossip in the men's bedroom?" Jiang Nian looked a little weird, thinking that this thing spread so fast?
“How do you know?” Xu Qianqian was stunned.
"Boring, I am a good student, how can I have time to pay attention to these things." Jiang Nian said scornfully, "Stop testing me, do you think I will be interested?"
Xu Qianqian is stupid, this is all the same.
However, she still ate the fish balls as she wished. She was very satisfied with each bite, but she soon started to feel anxious again.
“Jiang Nian, do you think I will get fat if I eat so much?”
“You’re stupid, can’t you think of fish balls as cucumbers?” Jiang Nian kindly gave a hint, and Xu Qianqian’s flesh was growing in the right place.
“Isn’t that self-deception?” Xu Qianqian felt something was wrong.
"That's right, a cheat meal." Jiang Nian vowed, "Can you look at the calorie value written on the fish balls again?"
Xu Qianqian took a look and shook his head.
“There’s nothing.”
Jiang Nian swallowed a mouthful of fish balls, “My sister said it’s zero calories, so feel free to eat it.”
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