Chapter 212 A mouthful of braised pork, turning the intestines, you will not die after eating it
There were still three minutes before school ended in the afternoon, and Lao Liu sent them back from the office.
"You two take care of yourself!"
"Next time you are caught by me, it won't be as simple as being forced to stand in the office."
Jiang Nian had a correct attitude, "Okay, goodbye, teacher."
Li Hua was so anxious that he had no hope for life.
Damn it, how shameless!
You, the dog basket, sat on the chair the whole time, watching your buddy standing and getting bitten. You didn't suffer at all, you let your brothers suffer it all, birth, birth!
When Li Hua came out of the office, he started eating.
Holding Jiang Nian’s collar, everyone turned red.
"B*tch, your father is the principal? Damn it, Old Liu is so cheap, he will risk his life to protect you, and his brother will bite you in the face."
"Tsk, you're in a hurry." Jiang Nian smiled and pushed his hand away.
Li Hua is indeed a little anxious.
Several women are surrounding Jiang Nian, but I’m not angry. Anyway, it’s not the first day I’ve been alive, and I’ve already despaired of this stupid world that values people’s looks.
Facts have proved that boys with average appearance and charming personality can only attract fake Nantong.
My mother spent the whole day reviewing the Heimlich pregnancy method in class, pushing her thick breasts back and forth.
The big-breasted beautiful girl that I picked up was all sucked away by the handsome one.
But!
Li Hua doesn’t understand that Old Liu is still hanging around Jiang Nian.
Did Jiang Nian catch the murderer?
The two of them just stepped into the classroom and immediately welcomed the end of school.
Jiang Nian was not in a hurry to grab food. He planned to eat in the dormitory cafeteria in the afternoon.
First of all, he likes to get the rain and dew equally. Does Sao Canteen like his brother’s meal card, eh? Tell me, do you like my brother’s meal card?
Secondly, there were few people in the dormitory cafeteria in the afternoon, and the quality of the food was also poor.
The only disadvantage is that it is too far.
Jiang Nian is not short of time now, and he can occasionally wander over for a meal in the afternoon and then come back.
As for wasting study time, I can’t say it at all. After the results are close to the Li Hua line, if you want quantitative changes to lead to qualitative changes, unless you have forty-eight hours a day, there is little point in practicing harder.
And Qingbao has already planned an advanced learning path for him, so it’s past time for him to become a top student.
Now is the technique section, lightly twist, slowly twist, wipe and pick again.
As for the effect, it will be tested by the joint examination of the six cities at the end of the month.
People in the classroom walked out, and Jiang Nian walked in against the flow of people.
He wanted to drink some water before eating, but Lao Liu had just taken him out from his afternoon self-study. I drank two sips of hot tea in the office, and the more I drank, the thirstier I became.
Before he could return to his seat, he was pulled.
When she turned around and found that it was Chen Yunyun, she smiled first, and then asked calmly.
“Where are you going to eat in the afternoon?”
“Bedroom canteen, what’s wrong?”
"We'll just go together, on the way." Chen Yunyun rolled her eyes, " Yuhe and I are going back to the dormitory to fetch water, as before, how about it?"
It’s okay for Jiang Nian to think about it. Eating with Chen Yunyun and Wang Yuhe is more interesting than eating alone. Before we start eating, we might even win a few pieces of meat from the elementary school students.
Kill three birds with one stone and win.
“Okay, wait for me to drink some water.”
“Okay.” Chen Yunyun responded crisply, “Then let’s go out first, in the corridor outside. Waiting for you. "
"Yeah."
When Jiang Nian returned to his seat and found that Zhang Ningzhi had not left, he couldn't help but drink water and said with satisfaction.
“Aren’t you going to eat after school?”
Zhang Ningzhi glanced at him and said quietly.
“You are in a hurry to eat, so I can’t worry about you.”
Jiang Nian was stunned, “What?”
"It's nothing, you go and eat." Zhang Ningzhi was lying on the table doing homework and said dullly, "I will write for a while and then go to eat later."
She was actually not unhappy, but she was a little bit offended. I have been in this class for a month and a half, and I have made less friends than Jiang Nian.
As we all know.
Relationships in high school classes are distributed in groups, and they basically play in small groups. There are a few people who are popular enough to pick up a handful of melon seeds and wander around.
The Olympiad class is no exception.
It cannot be said that there is a gap between the various small groups, but they certainly cannot play together. At most, I would say a few words if nothing happened, and occasionally have some social interactions.
After Jiang Nian arrived, the situation was completely different.
No matter which small group it is, everyone has a good relationship with him. It is extremely tolerant and can even become a bridge between small groups.
She asked Yao Beibei.
Jiang Nian was the only one who accomplished this, and he didn’t even push it deliberately.
Quite unreasonable.
Generally speaking, the more friends a person has, the fewer good friends he will have. But Jiang Nian not only lost friends, but also seemed to assimilate everyone with ease.
In fact, Jiang Nian didn’t go out of his way to make friends, nor did he put much thought into them. The main thing is to be truthful, help when you need something, and don't care too much about temporary gains and losses.
Because he has too many friends, he is a social butterfly above all others.
Zhang Ningzhi watched Jiang Nian, Chen Yunyun and the others playing, chatting, or making dinner dates. After all, there will be a little bit of a taste in my heart, and I feel like watching a sneaky cat.
Seeing this, Jiang Nian smiled.
He leaned down to see if Zhang Ningzhi was doing her homework. Just as he was about to make a sneak attack, Zhang Ningzhi turned his head to the wall and refused to sell the sword.
Jiang Nian laughed, Wei Wei felt a little regretful.
“By the way, do I want to bring you a piece of wine-filled chocolate later?”
Zhang Ningzhi still kept lying on the table and hesitated for a while. The voice was a little muffled, and the tone of the response had a hint of anger.
“No.”
“Forget it, if you don’t want to eat it, I’ll give it to Li Hua.” Jiang Nian gestured to get up.
Suddenly, Zhang Ningzhi suddenly climbed up from the table and turned around with bright eyes.
“Then I want it, it’s such a waste to give it to the team leader.”
“Hahaha, Li Hua is going to scream loudly again when he hears it. "Jiang Nian laughed and said, "Well, if you don't give it to Li Hua, it would be a waste of money."
"Okay." Zhang Ningzhi's purple eyes curled up.
The smile on Jiang Nian’s face has not faded yet, and he was about to say something.
Suddenly, there was a ding in my mind.
A translucent task panel pops up, showing that the task has been completed.
He was stunned.
Just turned to look at Zhang Ningzhi, her mood was so cautious. Before I even realized it, I had already completed a roller coaster-like oscillation.
“What’s wrong?” Zhang Ningzhi asked curiously.
“Oh, it’s okay.” Jiang Nian smiled, “I’m wondering if there are wine-filled chocolates with durian fillings later. Don’t you like durian?”
“Is there such a thing?” Zhang Ningzhi asked curiously.
“Look for it, forget it if you don’t have it.”
“Okay.”
Dormitory area, outside the water room.
Jiang Nian watched Chen Yunyun and Wang Yuhe carrying thermos bottles to fetch water. He leisurely took out his mobile phone and took a look at the text message, which showed that 50,000 yuan had been received.
The good thing about money is that it can buy everything except all the things that cannot be bought.
For example, if you give your mother 2,000 yuan for a bag, it doesn’t mean that you can only afford a 2,000 yuan bag. But two thousand yuan is more cost-effective, and I might go directly to LV tomorrow. What can a two thousand yuan bag bring?
Everything can be brought except two thousand yuan less. To put it bluntly, it was a light luxury, at least she could earn some face in the small circle where she worked.
The bag is not expensive, nor does it reveal wealth.
Jiang Nian still remembers that when he was sick when he was a child, his mother would hold his face and kiss him. Then I took him to buy delicious food, and then he was cured of his illness for no apparent reason.
At that time, he said that when he grew up, he would treat his mother to a street full of delicious food.
Thinking about it now, I still feel a little naive.
After all, people have grown up and cannot be as intimate as they were when they were children. There is no need to organize some embarrassing programs to break the current situation of people hating dogs.
He browsed the shopping software and bought a few storage gadgets he needed for his room.
As for why you don’t buy it for your parents, it’s just because you know what it is. If I really want to get into some embarrassing situations, I would buy bags and bracelets and lick them all.
My mother will only reasonably suspect that he made a female classmate at school pregnant.
Things can’t be dealt with anymore, so I feel guilty and should be sensible first to gain a good impression.
In short, it’s not necessary.
After a while, Chen Yunyun and Wang Yuhe came out. They placed the thermos bottles along the wall, with the two women's thermos bottles close to each other.
“Let’s go.”
"Okay, let's take a seat upstairs." Jiang Nian swallowed back half of his words, coughed and smiled awkwardly, "It's not a good word, it's easy to say."
Chen Yunyun has long been used to it and has no reaction.
“Maybe there aren’t many people around, so I don’t know what’s being cooked today.”
“As long as it’s not a meeting, it’s fine. I’m not Too picky." Jiang Nian looked indifferent and said, "I'll choose chicken drumsticks and rice anyway."
"Celery or tofu, I don't know if it's available." Chen Yunyun hesitated for a moment.
“I want to eat braised pork.” Wang Yuhe said.
Jiang Nian paused and looked at her.
“Who asked you?”
“You!!” Wang Yuhe was furious in an instant. His vocabulary was very small and he couldn’t speak. Tears welled up in his eyes, “Can’t I ask myself!”< /p>
"Yuhe, leave him alone." Chen Yunyun comforted her and glanced at Jiang Nian with a resentful look, "You too, don't always bully her."
Jiang Nian laughed and didn't take it seriously.
What’s wrong with bullying a primary school student based on your ability? Have a question? No problem.
The three of them went up to the second floor, and there were only three or four people lining up at the meal window. Taking advantage of the gap in the queue, Jiang Nian took a look and saw that the dishes mentioned by the three of them were all there.
The canteen in the dormitory is performing stably and has a good reputation.
Jiang Nian had chicken drumstick rice, but he was a little craving for braised pork. Turning around, I saw a spoonful full of it lying on the stainless steel dinner plate of a primary school student. Auntie probably likes stupid things.
It might be because there were not many people around in the afternoon, so I gave Wang Yuhe a big spoonful of braised pork.
The braised pork filled with soup made Jiang Nian unable to take his eyes away. If you eat this with rice and turn your intestines in one bite, you won't die on the spot after eating it.
On a crooked day, you must find a way to take a bite.
“What’s wrong with you?” Chen Yunyun asked curiously when she saw him in a daze.
"Nothing." Although Jiang Nian wanted to eat, he did not lose his composure. He glanced at Chen Yunyun's plate and said, "Why do you eat so vegetarian?"
"Short of money? Swipe my card."
"No, no, it's not." Chen Yunyun was a little embarrassed, pursed her lips and looked away, "I feel a little fatter recently, and I want to lose weight."
"I'm not fat, where is the fat? Let me take a look." Jiang Nian was holding chopsticks and stayed at the window, just circling Chen Yunyun up and down, left and right.
Chen Yunyun covered her face, feeling extremely embarrassed.
“Don’t look at it, I’m just getting fat anyway, let’s go, let’s eat.”
Jiang Nian slightly expressed regret for this.
Being perfunctory means that the feelings are weakened after all.
我是卖电子称的,胖哪了,上手摸一摸就知道了。
After taking a seat.
Jiang Nian and the two women sat face to face. Wang Yuhe looked at the braised pork and swallowed his saliva. Chen Yunyun looked at Jiang Nian, and Jiang Nian looked sideways at Wang Yuhe's braised pork.
“Ahem, Wang Yuhe, come and make a bet.”
"Huh?" She was about to eat when she heard the words and couldn't help but raise her head, "What kind of bet?"
Jiang Nian picked up a fallen disposable chopstick from the dining table at the back.
He pointed to the black trash can halfway across the canteen and said.
“Do you believe it or not, I can throw this chopstick into that trash can?”
Wang Yuhe glanced at the chopsticks in Jiang Nian’s hand, and then at the trash can ten meters away. After doing some calculations in his mind, he shook his head and said.
“I don’t believe it.”
"Well, if I sit down and throw these chopsticks into the trash can now." Jiang Nian smiled and said, "Then all your plate of braised pork belongs to me, how about it?"
Wang Yuhe frowned, reluctant to part with the braised pork, but he didn't believe Jiang Nian could throw it in.
“What if you lose?”
Jiang Nian smiled slightly and said bewilderedly.
“Nothing to say, I’ll give you the chicken legs.”
Chen Yunyun instinctively felt something was wrong and persuaded.
“Stop making trouble.”
Wang Yuhe glanced at the chicken legs on Jiang Nian's plate, hesitated for a while and nodded.
“It’s a deal!”
As soon as she finished speaking, Jiang Nian flicked his arm.
The disposable bamboo chopsticks circled in the air, forming a parabola, and were successfully thrown into the black trash can.
At this moment, the whole house was silent.
Wang Yuhe’s face was stunned for a moment, and then quickly collapsed.
Because she found that the chopsticks thrown by Jiang Nian, a shameless man, had not even hit the ground. He already had chopsticks in hand and started picking up his braised pork.
"You!!! You cheated!"
"Hey, you can't afford it, right?" Jiang Nian had already picked up a piece of braised pork.
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, I beg you, please don’t eat it.” Wang Yuhe suddenly burst into tears.
Jiang Nian eats more happily. This is the correct way to open small skills.
The smaller the ability, the smaller the responsibility.
Chen Yunyun covered her face, not daring to look at passers-by, and took the initiative.
“Stop bullying her, I’ll share your order.”
Jiang Nian raised his head and let out a sigh.
“I’m not a vegetarian.”
In fact, Jiang Nian only threatened Wang Yuhe. After eating two or three pieces of braised pork, he stopped. Instead of taking away the whole portion, he left half of it for her.
By the way, I gave her some chicken drumsticks, which made the primary school student burst into laughter.
Chen Yunyun was completely embarrassed after eating a meal. I can only comfort myself silently in my heart, this is my choice, my choice, no one can blame me.
Evening.
After returning to the classroom, Zhang Ningzhi was not there.
Jiang Nian took out the three wine-filled chocolates he bought from his pocket and arranged them on her table in order. Then he sat down and took a sip of water, then clicked on the task panel.
Inside lies a diamond-shaped crystal-like memory fragment (virtual prop).
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