Chapter 237 Brother, I’m out of breath
Facts have proved that people can only laugh when they are extremely speechless.
In the barber shop.
Sun Zhicheng glanced at the rare shiny head in the mirror and couldn't help but feel wildly happy.
The apprentice looked at the trembling winter melon in front of him, feeling a little confused.
“Handsome guy, don’t move.”
Sun Zhicheng wanted to stand up suddenly and curse at the barber shop.
He wanted to go berserk in an instant, smash up this shabby shop, and make the black-hearted boss and idiot apprentice lose his hair and dignity.
What do you think of yourself?
The guinea pig who takes the initiative to pay!
“Handsome guy, stop moving, you’ve created another hole.” The apprentice complained, “It will be cut right away. If you move around, it’s not easy for me to operate.”
Sun Zhicheng was on the edge of anger, and he glanced at his rare head.
I can’t bear it.
“Can you push all my hair away?” He forcefully regained his senses and suppressed the demon in his heart.
When the emperor was angry, the galaxy was shattered and the avenue was destroyed.
I wonder if this small barber shop can bear my own anger!
“I don’t recommend it here, handsome guy.” The apprentice said with a gentle voice and a smile, “If you have a head like yours, it won’t look good if it’s completely flattened.”
Hearing this, Sun Zhicheng was a little unconfident.
“Really?”
“Yes, wait patiently for a while.” The apprentice asked smoothly, “Handsome guy, you can tell me if you are not satisfied.”
Sun Zhicheng: “.”
He is not satisfied with anything about his hairstyle, and he doesn’t want to talk, he just wants to kill his apprentice’s mother.
At this moment, Sun Zhicheng only hated that he was not a member of society.
Your own hair has been cut like this, do you still have to endure it?
He wanted to yell, but he was afraid of causing trouble to others.
Maybe this is the case for the apprentice. He finally got this opportunity.
Should you be kinder and give the other person more patience?
Ten minutes passed, and the apprentice was still tracing the back of his head.
Sun Zhicheng: "Um, I'm almost late for my evening self-study, can you hurry up?"
"Okay, handsome guy, wait a moment." The apprentice was still trimming the edges, swaying from side to side, "It's almost done, it will be over soon."
At 6:05, Sun Zhicheng walked out of the barber shop.
He took out his mobile phone and looked in the mirror with the lights on both sides of the street, and he cried.
The tears did not flow down, because men do not shed tears easily.
At this moment, he deeply understood a truth. Never be soft-hearted towards a barber shop apprentice, hang yourself if you fail to learn the skills.
In the classroom.
"Hahahahaha!!" Lin Dong hugged his stomach, laughing so hard that he couldn't breathe, and kept coughing, "Cough cough cough!! Save me, I can't die!"
"Pfft!" Zhou Yuting just raised her head, and the opening lightning struck.
She covered her mouth and turned to look at Yu Zhiyi who was writing on the table, not daring to speak for fear of laughing.
“Humph.”
Yu Zhiyi raised his head and glanced at Zhou Yuting with a puzzled look.
Under the signal from her eyes, she slowly looked at Sun Zhicheng. Suddenly it was the turtle who started day schooling, and the turtle couldn't stand it any longer.
“Haha, dogs rarely have heads.”
Hearing this, Lin Dong had just recovered, but his attention was attracted by Yu Zhiyi's remark.
He looked at Sun Zhicheng carefully for a while, and found that he really had a rare charm, and he burst into laughter instantly.
Lin Dong sat back down and couldn’t hold it in anymore, so he started hahaha again, so he hugged his belly again and said “ouch ouch”
Because he laughed so hard, he rolled his eyes and half fainted.
People nearby were watching the excitement and suddenly realized that Lin Dong was dying, so they shouted.
“Oh no, Lin Dong is dead!”
There are auspicious words again.
This was just before evening self-study, and it gets dark early in November.
There are already many people in the classroom, basically gathering in small groups. Either sit in your seat and do homework, or chat.
This explosive speech attracted the attention of the whole class.
“After all, Lin Dong was laughed to death by Sun Zhicheng.”
“Damn it, the knife pulled my ass, it opened my eyes.”
“What should I do? Send me to the school hospital?”
“You are stupid for studying. Where did we get the school hospital? Call 120!”
"Head teacher! Find the head teacher, where is the Discipline Inspection Commission?"
Cai Xiaoqing was also stunned, having never seen such a situation before. I was so confused for a moment that I could only lean over while holding my phone.
What to do, what to do?
Suddenly, the crowd was pushed aside.
Li Qingrong came over and took a look and said calmly.
“This is respiratory alkalosis, who has a plastic bag?”
Cai Xiaoqing’s reaction was half a beat too slow, her mind buzzing. Before the panic could spread, Li Qingrong tapped her on the shoulder.
“Huh?”
Li Qingrong’s eyes were deep and she said calmly.
“Find a plastic bag.”
“Oh! Okay!” Cai Xiaoqing seemed to have a backbone for a moment, no longer hesitating, and shouted loudly, “Who has a bag?”
“I have it!” Gudao brother Luo Yong took out a white plastic bag and said hesitantly, “It’s just a little oily, okay?”
Cai Xiaoqing looked at the squad leader, and Li Qingrong nodded.
“It’s okay.”
Li Qingrong took the bag and put it over Lin Dong’s head, tying it a little tighter.
“Everyone spread out.”
A group of people were cleared around, leaving a circle.
Sun Zhicheng stood there dumbfounded. When he came back to his senses, he saw that the squad leader was dealing with it, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
For a while, I could neither stand nor sit, which seemed a little awkward. Fortunately, Lin Dong's condition was mild, and he stabilized after breathing a few rounds of carbon dioxide, and his fingers no longer twitched.
Seeing this, Li Qingrong said to the surrounding people.
“Come here and help him adjust a few more rounds.”
Sun Zhicheng came back to his senses immediately after hearing this. He mumbled twice before stepping forward.
As the saying goes, to untie the bell, you must tie the bell.
Since Brother Dong’s illness started with me, let me end it. This cause and effect shall be cut off by me myself.
Li Qingrong glanced at him and said.
“Go farther away, don’t cause the disease to relapse.”
Click, Sun Zhicheng’s pupils shrank sharply. The Taoist heart that had just been condensed was shattered in an instant. Go a little further~go farther~a little~
He was like a scholar named Luosunshan, walking towards the crowd with a lonely look on his face.
It turns out that I am ominous.
Li Qingrong didn’t care about Sun Zhicheng, and was hesitating who to call to help.
Suddenly, a group of people came in outside the classroom door.
Jiang Nian, Li Hua, and Ma Guojun came in, followed by brothers Yang Qiming and Huang Cairang.
The two groups of people met downstairs and decided to go upstairs together.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I entered the door, there would be an opening lightning strike, and I saw a group of people surrounding it. The squad leader was putting a transparent plastic bag over Lin Dong's head, as if he was committing murder.
Yang Qiming was heartbroken, those were his brothers.
"Brother Dong! You. Why did you offend the squad leader! You are stupid! Be a good person in your next life!"
Huang Cailang was stunned. The squad leader wanted to murder Brother Dong.
Should I help?
"It's over, I accidentally entered the crime scene." Li Hua gave a direct French military salute, raising his hands above his head, "I'll join, everyone, don't kill me!"
"Silly, that's the squad leader, how could he do such a thing!" Ma Guojun was speechless.
He didn’t say a word. If he wanted to kill him, he didn’t need the squad leader to take action. Lin Dong climbed up to the window sill and did a long jump.
Jiang Nian laughed and pointed at them, they were already in the atmosphere, and laughed and called them idiots.
“It’s like a cure at first glance. The squad leader has rejuvenated himself!”
He didn’t understand the situation, but that didn’t stop him from taking sides.
"Who said Lin Dong's corpse is old? This corpse is great! It's still moving, so healthy."
Several people asked around and were stunned.
“Where is Sun Zhicheng?”
Li Hua stepped forward, quite puzzled.
“It’s really funny how funny a haircut can be.”
He turned his head and saw the rare head Sun Zhicheng on the edge of the crowd, and burst into laughter.
“Hahaha, I’m sorry, I take back what I just said, I’m an idiot.”
Yang Qiming was busy saving his brother and stepped forward to take over the duties of the squad leader.
“Brother Dong, hold on.”
Li Qingrong lowered his eyes and glanced at the plastic bag.
"You put oil on his face."
"Oh, I'm sorry, Brother Dong!" Yang Qiming suddenly let go and wanted to wipe him, and wiped it again through the plastic bag, "Uh, Brother Dong, I"
Chen Yunyun took a look and shook her head sympathetically.
“Our team leader is almost suffocated by you.”
Wang Yuhe stood there on tiptoe for a long time, then pulled Chen Yunyun's coat and said seriously.
“I can hold my breath for a minute and a half.”
“Amazing.” Jiang Nian came over and complimented him, which was just a matter of convenience, “I can’t believe that a little guy like you, six meters tall, can hold his breath for such a long time.”
Wang Yuhe raised his head, swaggering.
“Of course.”
Lin Dong huffed and puffed, he couldn’t breathe, brother.
The farce continued until class.
Lin Dong has completely recovered and his whole body has returned to normal. There was only oil and salt on my face and hair, so I simply went back to the dormitory to take a shower.
Sun Zhicheng lowered his head and returned to his seat, already too embarrassed to see anyone.
When I read in the evening, I can hear the sound of air leakage in the classroom from time to time. You can vaguely hear the weird laughter that is deep or suppressed for a long time, like boxes and boxes and giggles.
I went to evening self-study in a quiet classroom.
"Pfft! Hahaha, sorry, I remembered something happy."
"Haha, my dad slapped me yesterday."
"Hahaha, shit dogs are rare."
The class suddenly burst into laughter, and Sun Zhicheng felt extremely uncomfortable.
He wanted to fly back right away and punch the boss and apprentice.
If you don’t know how to cut, your mother will cut it! Cut ratio!
When the whole class was laughing, Jiang Nian rested his head on his hands and stared at Zhang Ningzhi. The girl originally wanted to laugh, after all, Sun Zhicheng's unusual head was too weird.
But when he stared at her like this, Zhang Ningzhi wanted to laugh but didn't dare.
Her cheeks were bulging like steamed buns, and she was holding it back as she looked forward.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Nian Mingzhi asked, and said quietly, "Are you making fun of your classmates? No, right?"
Zhang Ningzhi rubbed his cheek and glared at him.
“I didn’t!”
Jiang Nian had already given up when footsteps came from the classroom door.
It’s Lin Dong.
Lin Dong who returned from the dormitory and took a shower was no longer the Lin Dong who laughed so hard that he convulsed.
He was fresh and entered the class with light steps. He glanced at Sun Zhicheng and couldn't help but laugh again.
“Hahaha!”
Because Lin Dong just fainted from laughter, he was rescued again. His hilarious performance of scoring twice was so hilarious that the whole class burst into laughter.
Zhang Ningzhi couldn’t hold back and broke through the power instantly.
The little girl squeaked, covering her mouth and laughing softly, her shoulders trembling.
Asking for a monthly pass Orz
(End of this chapter)