Chapter 252: Poke you
Hearing this, Jiang Nian suddenly felt uncomfortable.
“What the hell?”
Li Hua even laughed out loud, opening his mouth as an allusion.
"I know an unofficial historian who said that Guan Yu lost Jingzhou due to carelessness. This Jingzhou porridge is not from Jingzhou, but the men in the army playing in the camp at night in the basin."
Jiang Nian interrupted him, "Tai Chi Ba Huang, shut up!"
In the sixth group, there are two roommates of Lin Dong, Zeng You and Wu Jungu.
At this time, the two of them were stunned, their mouths slightly opened, and they looked at Lin Dong in shock.
I wonder if there are Easter eggs in the dormitory after I fall asleep?
“Who is the person on your upper bunk?” Li Hua asked curiously.
“I can’t say.” Lin Dong chuckled, “But the guy on the upper bunk was really careless. He woke me up in the middle of the night and didn’t know how to wipe it.
As he said, The Riddler Lin Dong smiled and left.
Jiang Nian and the others were dumbfounded.
What a shame for sleeping on my upper bunk.
"It's not me, don't look at me." Zeng You noticed that Jiang Nian's gaze was a little red-hot, "Appearance discrimination, right? I won't sleep on his upper bunk."
Wu Jungu immediately clarified, "I sleep on the lower bunk."
"Who else is in your dormitory?" Li Hua asked curiously.
“Don’t ask about this, it’s privacy in the dormitory.” Zeng You didn’t want to say it.
The two of them definitely knew, but no one said anything about it. After all, this kind of breaking news is too explosive, and it is easy to offend people by talking nonsense.
In the middle of the morning Chinese reading, Lao Liu came over and inspected the class. After seeing that there was nothing abnormal in the class, he left quickly.
As the afternoon self-study approached, Lin Dong wandered to the sixth group holding eight-treasure porridge. He raised his eyebrows at Zeng You and Wu Jungu and said proudly.
“Look, the eight-treasure porridge given by Viagra.”
Zeng You: “.”
Wu Jungu: “.This porridge?”
“What else?” Lin Dong explained, "He secretly ate eight-treasure porridge in the middle of the night last night, scurrying like a mouse, and woke me up abruptly."
"When I opened my eyes, the porridge dripped on the edge of my bed."
Jiang Nian: "Can you tell me how to send it?"
The position against the wall.
Zhang Ningzhi glanced at Jiang Nian curiously, not understanding what they were talking about. But looking at their expressions, it doesn't look like they are serious.
Forget it, don’t listen or listen.
She opened the Chinese language book and prepared to return to the textbook. I looked carefully at each explanation of the classical Chinese text, turned over and over, and came to "Spring River Flowers and Moonlight Night".
It happened that the bell rang for the early self-study get out of class.
Zhang Ningzhi poked Jiang Nian. Seeing that the other party didn't respond, he increased his force.
Poke!
“Hiss~” Jiang Nian took a breath of air.
Zhang Ningzhi was a little unsure and asked hesitantly.
“Does it hurt?”
Jiang Nian glanced at her and said with a straight face.
“Of course, I’ll poke you.”
“Oh.” Zhang Ningzhi huddled into a ball, her arms tightly pressed against her body, her face full of panic, “But you can only use the strength I just had.”
"That won't work, I have to add a little."
"Why!"
"My deskmate will get a 20% bonus. Don't you know the rules for primary and secondary school students?" Jiang Laogou fooled the little girl completely.
“Oh, come on then.”
Jiang Nian tapped Zhang Ningzhi’s arm through his clothes with a very light force.
"Okay, what did you just call me for?"
"I don't want to say it anymore, hum." Zhang Ningzhi was also a little petty and planned not to talk to the annoying guy this morning, "You can go play by yourself!"
Li Hua was lying on the table, but he was not asleep at all. He exposed one eye and stared at Jiang Nian, a bad-tempered man who actually molested his female classmates.
The students did not write the questions, but just smiled around the woman.
Should be killed!
Jiang Nian fell down and slept on his stomach, facing Li Hua's eyes.
Each person looks at the other person with one eye.
“Is your brain sick?” Jiang Nian sneered.
"It's hard to say."
"Then just freeze like this. Anyway, if you can't bear it, you will turn away." Jiang Nian was not false at all, "I can watch with one eye and sleep with the other."
"Put it down, I don't believe it." Li Hua stared at Jiang Nian.
Ten minutes passed and Li Hua was convinced.
It’s not because Jiang Nian really has the ability to rest one eye and watch the other, but because he feels that this BYD is really capable of not sleeping during class just for a word.
At the beginning of the first class, Old Liu Fengfeng came in.
As soon as you insert the USB disk, click on the folder and start speaking in a frame, and it will take two minutes to complete.
“There are only five ancient poems in total. Let’s wait until the class representative comes up to show the PPT.” Lao Liu’s hurried move attracted the attention of everyone in the class.
“Teacher, where are you going?” Li Hua was the first to stand up.
"Ah, there is something wrong with the teacher." Old Liu said vaguely, "Anyway, you don't listen at ordinary times. This is related to the teacher's personal happiness. Please take a look at the PPT."
Hearing this, Jiang Nian, who was about to answer the comprehensive question, put down his pen.
If you don’t want to talk, then I want to listen.
Got a date early in the morning? Then you can't go. This class will be the one I listened to most carefully in my entire senior year of high school. Not only listen, but also take notes.
“Teacher, I didn’t understand the ancient poem.”
Hearing this, Lao Liu looked at Jiang Nian with confusion on his face.
"Who would want to listen to a few ancient poems that are not needed for the college entrance examination? Raise your hand and let me see."
Wow, almost everyone in the class raised their hands.
Old Liu looked confused and instantly annoyed.
In fact, the appreciation of these five ancient poems is a classic template for the college entrance examination. It may not be possible to finish the lecture in two lectures. He originally planned to explain it in detail.
And he had nothing to do. Chun Chun came up with the idea when he got up early for class.
He knows this group of students in Class 3 very well. He weighs 108 pounds on the back of his head. He will never allow the teacher to leave before them. He does not want to talk to them but wants to listen.
Even after class, they will actively ask questions, mainly tormenting each other.
Old Liu looked around and sighed.
"Okay, if that's the case, let's go to class. When everyone almost understands it, the teacher will withdraw."
In the classroom, the students' eagerness to learn is high.
“I don’t have to listen, but you have to talk, otherwise I won’t be able to sleep well.”
“Teacher, I can see that you are in a hurry, but don’t be in a hurry.”
“Suddenly, Chinese is not that boring. I am so easy to learn now.”
“Tsk, it’s time to appreciate the ancient oriental aesthetics. (Take off glasses)”
The reaction from the podium was exactly what Liu wanted.
He turned to the blackboard with a speechless face, concealed a flash of smile, cleared his throat and pretended to be helpless.
“Then let me talk about the first song.”
After two classes, Lao Liu felt a little regretful.
There was no break for two hours, and as soon as get out of class was over someone came up to ask questions.
Especially the people in the sixth group, no one usually listens, but now they are pretending to take turns asking questions, and they are not allowed to go to the toilet.
It’s already a big break, so I just delayed myself for twelve minutes.
If it hadn’t been for the fact that the running bells were almost gone and the whistles over there were all broken, they probably wouldn’t have stopped.
"Jiang Nian, don't ask, just go and do some exercise." Lao Liu was also convinced. These two people were really cheap, "Li Hua, don't wait any longer, let's go for some exercise."
Lin Dong, who was queuing up behind, was not happy, and he wanted to avoid running and doing exercise.
“Teacher, I am so eager to learn!”
What a fart!
Lao Liu forcibly drove a group of them away. After careful counting, there were eight or nine people.
If this is found out by the group of people in the grade group, one deduction can deduct a day's salary. Just like the head teacher in Class 4, his bonus is probably gone this month.
Tsk, tsk, pathetic.
Are the people in Class 4 so disobedient?
In comparison, the people in my class are a bit weird. But at least he won't cause any trouble for himself. He has strong abilities as a class leader, and he doesn't have to worry about anything.
The years are quiet and peaceful.
Sports ground.
People from the student union are wearing armbands to guard the door, preventing latecomers from getting in.
“Ahem, Xiao Wang.”
"Brother, tell me."
"We can't let people go down now. You will register one when one comes."
"Okay, brother."
"Yes." The student union officer put his hands behind his back and nodded with satisfaction. When he turned around, he suddenly saw several figures running towards this direction. Here comes, "Here comes someone, please register."
"Okay"
"Hey, why are you nervous? There is no future." The young clerk Standing with his hands behind his back, he said, "That's it, take it, this is my last ripple."
As he said that, he was about to demonstrate how to stop someone in front of his subordinates.
"You guys!" he shouted in a low voice.
However, these people did not stop running.
A person passed by him lightly, bringing with him a strong wind. The other person pushed him away savagely, shouting arrogant words.
“Get lost, you dare to stop the people from Class 4.”
Two more people broke through the blockade, and the other one left a message.
“Are you okay?”
The last person stepped past him and added.
“Go check your brain, idiot.”
Under the sun, the running teenagers are like cheerful white doves. Jumping down from the mottled stone stairs, he joined the running team in a few steps.
The student union officer slowly came to his senses and found that there was no trace of those people at all.
A phalanx of students running in circles, connected end to end.
“Brother, are you okay?”
The student union secretary was so angry that he flew into a rage.
“Is there any royal law? Is there any school rule?”
Qian Bao was startled as soon as he entered the classroom.
"Why are you so listless?"
She walked to the door to look at the class schedule and asked curiously.
“Are you guys in math class early in the morning?”
“Teacher, the last class was a Chinese class.”
"Chinese class?" Qian Bao was quite surprised, "Since it's a Chinese class, why do you all look so listless?"
People in the classroom were busy explaining, and Jiang Nian yawned out of boredom.
Ready to sleep.
He was about to lie down when the system panel suddenly popped up.
Before I had time to look, a girl suddenly appeared at the door. He was probably an officer of the student union. He knocked on the classroom door, left a word and left.
“Students on the psychological evaluation list, go to the psychology office for a meeting!”
Hearing this, Yu Zhiyi raised his head, and then turned to look at Jiang Nian.
“Jiang Nian.”
On the stage, Qian Bao was slightly surprised and looked at Jiang Nian who stood up from his seat.
“Hmm you?”
Looking at Qian Bao’s obviously distrustful eyes, Jiang Nian felt slightly unhappy.
Three classes and eleven groups are all carried on my shoulders!
“Teacher, if you look at it again, I will be happy.”