Chapter 254 There is a beauty of being repeatedly crushed by a large trailer
Jiang Nian clicked in and the video played slowly.
The Gouba system has evolved again. This time it does not play the video through the panel, but directly projects the giant screen in front of you.
It is indeed a good thing, just a small step towards wisdom.
Multimedia podium.
Psychology teacher Lan Lan happened to play a short video related to psychology, which caught Ji Jiayu's attention. Everyone present was looking at the screen.
Jiang Nian also looked up, but what he saw was the image given by the system.
in the screen.
“Where to go?”
Jiang Nian was used to being a spectator, until the girl whose face was unclear in front of him asked where to go again.
He suddenly realized that this time it was an interactive memory. Give your thirty-eight-year-old self a chance to relive your memories? Enhance the sense of memory substitution?
But for Jiang Nian, this was something that had never happened before. So naturally I didn't know where to go, so I hesitated for a long time and could only say one sentence.
“Don’t worry, let’s go first.”
The girl was stunned for a moment. She probably had never heard such an outrageous answer before, and her tone was already a little angry.
"You asked me out, but I don't know where to go?"
Jiang Nian turned around and found that the perspective could actually move. It's just that he couldn't control the character's actions, otherwise he would pinch the female NPC in front of him.
Sister, you are just memorizing NPCs, be honest.
Although this is not my memory, it can still be done by picking off your hairpin and throwing it into the gutter.
"Where can we go when it rains?" Jiang Nian complained, while observing the surrounding environment, "By the way, can you see what the dormitory building looks like?"
"Of course you can, what are you thinking?" The girl was slightly dissatisfied.
Akaishi, the cafeteria sells gunpowder, right? Are you talking so rudely?
Jiang Nian glanced at the girl beside him, in front of the door of the men's dormitory under the heavy rain. Use your thoughts to try to mobilize the ancient power in your body and make your hands and feet move.
Stupid system, use your strength!
Probably the system heard his prayer and really opened the permissions of one hand.
Friends who have watched situational movies know that you can do a lot of things with one hand. Not only can they work, but they can also work for others and even create pain.
With a snap, Jiang Nian raised his hand and pulled off the hairpin of the girl in front of him.
If you don’t accept it, it’s fine.
"Ah!! What are you doing?" The girl touched her hair and her tone became more and more dissatisfied, "You asked me out just to grab my hairpin. I won't come out anymore!"
Jiang Nian thought to himself, if he doesn't come out, he won't come out.
It’s just a memory, my brother is the emperor!
“It’s just a joke, don’t be angry.” Jiang Nian had an idea, “I have a good idea. How about we hold an umbrella from here to the library, check in and come back?”
He didn’t know much about the university, so he had to pick the most basic facilities.
"Go on your own!" The girl angrily walked into the rain holding an umbrella.
The environment in front of him began to blur, Jiang Nian felt good about it.
It feels like taking a naked exam.
I don’t know the answer anyway, so I just fill in the blanks. Let’s first see how far this interactive video can go. The video needs to be released anyway.
After a while, the scene appeared again.
This time it was in a large collective classroom. Jiang Nian looked around with interest. I found that not only were the classmates around me shameless, but even the details of the classroom were quite blurry.
A voice came from beside me, soft and long.
"Shall we go to the Sixth Canteen to eat after class?"
Turning around, it was the same girl just now, whose face was still unclear.
It seems that the operation I just performed had no impact on these memories.
This is equivalent to interacting with oneself, which is the memory of small cells. No matter what you do, it will not affect the playback of the next memory segment.
In other words, normally, this scene should be quite warm.
It’s a pity that the system is misaligned. Jiang Nian never went to college, and his highest degree was high school.
Facing the female university’s question, Jiang Nian rubbed his chin and thought for a while.
"Don't worry, let's play a game?"
"What game is it?" The girl wondered.
"That's right." Jiang Nian looked around, looking at the dense crowd of people attending the lecture, and lowered his voice, "It's an adult's game, it's very cruel."
"Huh?"
"Punch, the loser has to call his name three times."
"Huh?" The girl was confused for the second time, as if she didn't quite understand what the game was about, "No, I don't really want to play this game."
“Then I won’t eat, and you can’t eat either.” Jiang Nian burst out with scumbag words and said calmly, “Even if you starve to death, I will not let you go.”
Rules? I am the rule!
Girl: "."
After a long time, the human-machine NPC girl finally agreed.
“Okay then.”
That’s great, feel ashamed to reveal your name!
It’s all my fault that I’m used to watching half of the tasks. If I had read all the tasks and rewards, I wouldn’t have watched this shameless memory.
The main task now is to figure out who the person opposite is.
Five minutes later.
“Jiang Nian Jiang Nian Jiang~” He muttered vaguely and accepted the eighth defeat, “Wairui, did you fail? I didn’t win even once.”
“No, I don’t know what you are talking about.”
“Akaashi, NPC.”< /p>
“What?”
“I said, it’s all about your strength that you can eat this bowl of rice, no more playing around.” Jiang Nian took a deep breath and solemnly said, “Let’s exchange names.”
“Why?”
"There is no reason. If you don't agree, we will sit here until the end of the world." The scumbag Jiang Nian broke the law again.
“So romantic.” The girl covered her face.
“Huh?”
Fortunately, after some mediation, the girl agreed to his rude request.
“Jiang Nian.”
“***.”
Jiang Nian is confused and can’t afford to play, right?
Why do you still have a silencer?
However, he can now confirm that the other party's name has three characters, which is considered a major progress. After all, in China, people with three-letter names
have a progress bar of zero.
This made Jiang Nian so angry that he used the only hand he could move. He touched the female NPC’s leg hard! There was a real touch!
He was stunned and took a serious look at the female NPC.
Okay, let’s pause the youth campus for a moment, and the next thing to enter is the spring scenery of the campus!
This is a large collective classroom, can’t we be born like this?
Hehe, of course.
"I'm sorry, my attitude was too harsh just now." Jiang Nian apologized humbly and said sincerely, "I'm not usually like this. I'm not afraid of the baby if I touch him."
As soon as he stretched out his hand, the picture began to blur.
“Hey, fuck the system”
The scene in front of me began to change, and I was on the train in the blink of an eye.
"Because someone bought the wrong ticket, we had to change it temporarily." The girl said this, but there was no trace of blame, "How are you going to compensate me?"
Jiang Nian disagreed and stretched out the only hand he could move.
“Give me your phone to play with.”
The scumbag has reached a new level in the century, and he has the beauty of being repeatedly run over by a large trailer.
“Who is he?” Jiang Nian couldn’t read the words on the phone at all and said casually.
The girl took a look and said weakly.
"Official account 10086."
"Oh." Jiang Nian swiped a few times and said, "What about this, who is this?"
"Ah!" The girl suddenly screamed and snatched the phone away.
"Oh, tell me, when did it start?" Jiang Nian looked like he was doing whatever he wanted, exploring all the possibilities of this video as much as possible.
“You dug out the gift I gave you.” The girl looked up at him with a begging tone, “Well, can you pretend you didn’t see it?”
“Let me see, is the gift signed with my name?” Jiang Nian glanced at it and continued to scumbag.
It wasn’t until the NPC girl was about to cry that he sighed quietly.
“Actually, I can’t see.”
“Huh?”
The screen blurred again, the next memory was accessed, and started to scroll.
“Give you flowers, they said boys also like flowers?”
“It doesn’t matter, if there is no last bus, we can sweep the car back. No need, I can play games with you in the Internet cafe, eh, well, I have money.”
Under the street lights, everything is dark.
There are vague tall buildings ahead, and the street seems to be covered with a blanket of dim yellow leaves.
The shadows of the two people stretched infinitely, standing sideways on the roadside.
"Be happy, today is your birthday." The girl babbled, "I originally bought you a cake, but it fell off while riding the bike."
"Now that the cake shops are closed, how about buying a small pocket cake to make up for it later?"
Jiang Nian could no longer say scumbag quotes, so he let this poor NPC go. Even if everything he does has nothing to do with the memory given by the system.
This is a stand-alone cv.
But the thirty-eight-year-old idiot did have such a normal girlfriend in college. It can even be said to be rare, buying flowers and cakes.
We also go to the Internet cafe to make do with it, and even pay for it.
What a scumbag and fell silent after seeing this.
No, bro, can’t you grasp this? Do you usually walk to school?
Your university is doing commerce!
Jiang Nian hates the fact that iron cannot become steel, but fortunately, he is not the one who loses. Anyway, I won’t take the second-level exam. 985 is no worse than the second-level exam.
As soon as the scene changed, Jiang Nian was bored and saw each other hugging each other in the snow, holding hands in the corridor of the library in winter, and riding home together on the train.
Wait, let’s go home together?
Jiang Nian worked hard to meet his parents in college?
The screen stopped abruptly.
“Hey, can you do something for me!” Jiang Nian cursed the stupid system, but he could only accept that the movie was over.
The eyes instantly fell into darkness.
The first ray of light came in, followed by the second and third rays. Until the light filled the field of vision and dimmed again, the scene in front of him slowly emerged.
Lan Lan is still explaining PPT.
Jiang Nian couldn’t stand it any longer, “Hey, this psychology lecture is just a water course at Chun Chun University!”
"Huh?" Ji Jiayu on the side turned his head and glanced at Jiang Nian curiously, "Listening to your tone, why do you feel like you have been to college?"
Strictly speaking, he did go to the first class.
Although I was surrounded by system NPCs at the time, the environment in the video reproduced the water lesson quality of the second garbage book one-to-one according to memory.
It cannot be said to be lifelike, but at least it is exactly the same. The first three rows are empty, but the back row is full of talent. The teacher was immersed in teaching PPT, and the students were fighting fiercely in rows.
Now under this psychology lecture, everyone is either reading a book, doing homework, or sleeping on their stomachs. It is basically a replica of the college water class.
"Uh, you haven't eaten pork and haven't seen pigs running before?" Jiang Nian said perfunctorily.
"Speaking of which, I have never seen a pig run." Ji Jiayu was also a bit abstract. The people in class three were somewhat sick in the brain, "Why can pigs be so fat and still run?"
Jiang Nian frowned and thought carefully about his explanation.
“Because the pig’s trotters are soft, tender and chewy, otherwise the pig would not be able to run.”
Hearing this, Ji Jiayu was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized.
“So. Is that so?”
Two rows back, Yuan Zhengchuan stared ahead with a wet face. Seeing his ex-girlfriend gossiping with Jiang Nian, his heart ached as if he had been cut by thousands of knives.
Looking at them lowering their voices and talking secretly. My heart seemed to be tightly grasped by a hand, and then twisted vigorously, and the sourness overflowed.
Jiang Nian seemed to have remembered something and asked suddenly.
“By the way, how many minutes did the psychology teacher just talk?”
“If you include the video just shown, it will add up.” Ji Jiayu lowered his head and glanced at his watch, “Oh, it’s twelve minutes in total.”
“Oh, I got it.”
Twelve minutes?
Jiang Nian pretended to wave his hand inadvertently and clicked on the system panel directly. The unfinished tasks are lying there quietly, and the video has finished playing.
He continued to scroll down, wanting to know who the NPC girl in college was willing to give flowers to?
[(meaningless narration)
Task: Re-establish contact with Song Xiyun, reward: 300RMB. 】