Chapter 604 What a good joke

Chapter 604 What a good joke

"Huh?" Xu Qianqian pretended to be stupid, "I swear on my youth not to participate in any form of gambling."

"So...

She tried to pull out her arm, trying to break away from Jiang Nian's control.

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However, it was all in vain.

"You're just kidding, right?" Jiang Nian looked normal, "I knew you would come out like this, but it was too late."

Since Song Xiyun was still taking a bath in the bathroom, Xu Qianqian didn't dare to struggle much and froze immediately.

"It's either a lie or...:...it's not appropriate now."

"What should I say?" Jiang Nian raised his eyebrows and motioned for her to continue, "The reason is sufficient, so let it go."

“Really?”

“Fake, how is it possible.”

Xu Qianqian became angry when she heard this and planned to bite his hand directly. But Jiang Nian pushed him away, baring his teeth and claws.

“Let go!”

“When?”

"Choose an auspicious day." Xu Qianqian said, "I...\n.\n. I have read the almanac. These days...\n..\n. Everything is not suitable!"

"Awesome." Jiang Nian laughed angrily. Just as I was about to say something, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped, so I had to stop.

"Okay, you wait."

Xu Qianqian saw Jiang Nian getting up and was about to leave with her bag. I felt a little ambitious and a little excited at the same time.

After the disaster, the rest of my life is still full of meaning.

“That’s it?”

The next moment, Xu Qianqian was pressed into the sofa. The faces on both sides are bent from left to right, and the dough is kneaded.

"Hiss~!!"

"You...$%!""

Jiang Nian kneaded her for a while and then slowly let go of her. Before leaving, he turned around and pointed at Xu Qianqian.

"I have forgotten the front and back, but you remember it anyway."

Xu Qianqian took a breath and touched her cheek. He thought to himself that this person was really rude, and it made him swollen.

“Cut.”

With a click, the door closed.

Mr. Xu, who was safe again, began to behave badly again. He secretly guessed that Jiang Nian must be suppressed.

"Hmph, little chef."

She wandered around the living room for a while, then went back to the room to get clothes to prepare for a bath, when she opened the first drawer of the wardrobe.

Suddenly, I thought of the neck that was bitten that day.

The movement slowed down slightly.

Stop.

The next day, Valentine’s Day comes.

Jiang Nian got up early as usual, washed up and went out. I find that the atmosphere of Valentine's Day this year seems a bit... light.

The merchants on the street showed no signs of preparing event materials in advance.

In previous years, there were some milk tea shops or some shops. Love balloons or pink posters have been set up.

However, it may be because the New Year has just passed. The atmosphere is not too thick, and the only activities currently being played are games.

"I'm numb."

After early self-study, Li Hua put down his English book. His face was almost wrinkled and he let out a desperate groan.

"Are you numb at a young age?" Jiang Nian turned to look at him, "Hua, this is a precursor to hemiplegia."

"Akaashi!"

Jiang Nian nodded, "I know an old man who had a bad temper like you before hemiplegia."

"You're on horseback!" Li Hua was anxious, "I mean, why didn't anyone give me chocolates?"

Across the aisle, the fat man Ma Guojun approached with a smile.

"This is a good thing."

Li Hua: "?"

Ma Guojun said, "It proves that there are no fake people in our class. Someone really gave it to you. I'm afraid I have to look up the genealogy. "

"Akaashi Akaishi!!!" Li Hua couldn't stand this cynicism, "My pain is greater than yours."

Zeng You in the front row turned around and touched his chin.

"Team leader, maybe there will be a cute transfer girl who is 1.5 meters tall in the class and suddenly blushes and gives you chocolates."

"You are so handsome when you pretend to be cool, please date me."

Hearing this, Jiang Nian and Ma Guojun burst into laughter. Even Wu Jungu, who was always reserved in the group, didn't hold back.

"This is the curious part." Jiang Nian gave a thumbs up and said, "I have to say, it depends on you."

Ma Guojun said , "These words are like the ultimate fantasy spoken after accidentally swallowing a bottle of correction fluid and being poisoned."

"Your top priority now is to uninstall station B."

Hearing this, Li Hua was too lazy to pay attention to the lunatics in the group. Start putting up the vocabulary book and reciting the words aloud.

“bed! bed!”

“Team leader, your vocabulary book has been knocked down.” Zhang Ningzhi spoke up and reminded weakly, “And bad is pronounced with the vowel ae. "

"It's a good joke." Jiang Nian patted him on the shoulder, "Just please me every day."

This time, Li Hua really broke his guard.

"Akaishi!"

On the other side, Zhou Yuting was enjoying her first morning self-study after changing teams.

Everything feels right, the learning atmosphere is great. No one is daydreaming, and no one is flattering.

Everyone is normal and endorsing.

Suddenly, Tao Ran raised his head and said.

"Dong Que, have you had any psychological problems recently?"

Hearing this, several question marks suddenly appeared on Zhou Yuting's head.

"???"

"Team leader, don't think about it." Dong Que put down the English composition materials, "I will not make an appointment for you."

"Is it really not possible?" Tao Ran looked regretful, "I was halfway through my lecture last time, and the teacher asked me to pour coffee."

"But after one class, she didn't come back."

Dong Que: "

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Zhou Yuting was silent, but then she thought about it. At least everyone else except Tao Ran was normal.

"Forget it, let me ask Jiang Nian." Tao Ran said, "I remember... he is quite familiar with the psychology teacher."

"Wait a minute."

Dong Que suddenly said, "I have changed my mind. It's not that I can't make an appointment for you, but I also want to take a look."

Tao Ran made a gesture, "OK."

Zhou Yuting put her hands on the table and slowly inserted her fingers into her hair. I can’t believe it, but I must be joking,

The hemp rope is specially cut at the thinnest part...::...it’s fate.

During the first class in the morning, Xibao just entered the classroom.

"Teacher, Happy Valentine's Day!"

Several people in the third class shouted in unison, giving chocolates in the name of the class, which made the old woman unable to find her.

Li Hua suddenly asked, "You have such a good relationship with your English teacher, why don't you give her chocolate alone?"

Jiang Nian was indifferent to this.

“It’s of no use.”

“Why?” Li Hua asked.

He just shook his head, women are indeed easy to coax. But you still need to be strong in order to make iron, and mere coaxing is of no use.

Xibao needs him to work, and she might ask him to pick out chocolates later.

"Even if I have to give it away, it should be her who gives it to me."

Hearing this, Li Hua looked confused.

"Really or not?

Zhang Ningzhi also turned his head and glanced at him. He couldn't help but pursed his lips and rolled his eyes quietly.

"Exactly."

Jiang Nian heard someone's disdainful sarcasm and turned to look at Zhizhi, who was pretending to be busy.

Zhang Ningzhi fiddled with paper and pen, staring at the table.

After a while, she peeked at her deskmate with her peripheral vision. Seeing Jiang Nian still staring at him, he suddenly felt guilty.

This guy has a really good relationship with his English teacher.

“Are you jealous of my status?”

Zhang Ningzhi was speechless and mumbled.

“I don’t have one.”

The first two periods in the morning were English classes. Xibao was speaking clauses on the podium, and the class members were drowsy.

Zhang Ningzhi pursed her lips and saw that no one was watching.

Her fingers crawled across the table, and finally moved to Jiang Nian’s arm, and then tapped the back of his hand with her fingers.

"Hey."

"What's wrong?" Jiang Nian leaned slightly towards her.

"In the morning..." Zhang Ningzhi lowered his voice, "Did someone give you chocolate in the morning?"

"Yes." Jiang Nian said.

Zhang Ningzhi blinked, all his thoughts written on his face.

"Oh, who is it?"

"Far away in the horizon, close in front of you." Jiang Nian raised the corner of his mouth, "You know me too, and my grades are very good."

Hearing this, Zhang Ningzhi fluttered her eyelashes several times in a row.

“Oh.”

It must be the monitor.

"Li Hua, this one has stopped writing." Jiang Nian said with a smile, "I planned to use it as a gift in the morning, but found that no one gave it to him."

"In a fit of anger, he gave it to me."

As he said that, he took out the chocolate from the drawer. He gave up half of his body and showed her a corner.

“Oh.” Zhang Ningzhi pursed her lips and smiled.

After the second class.

Qianbao took a look down while packing up the lesson plans.

“Jiang Nian, come out for a moment.”

Hearing this, Li Hua couldn't help but look shocked. He looked at Xibao in the stands, then turned to look at Jiang Nian.

“Damn it!”

This bitch really got it right, the English teacher actually came to him.

In the corridor.

Jiang Nian followed Qian Bao and walked forward slowly. During the running preparation bell, go downstairs through the crowd.

"You did well in the final exam." Xibao turned around and said, "I can't finish the snacks in the office. You can take some away."

"Okay." Jiang Nian nodded.

The two of them went down to the first floor. Xibao was dressed more slim today. White turtleneck sweater outlines mature curves.

The lower body is in a brown skirt and looks young.

Xibao was making tea when her friend gave it to her. A young female teacher like her is rich and has no shortage of connections.

Therefore, friends send things to us all year round.

Sometimes it’s home-grown tea, and sometimes it’s some fruits. Or sausages, mountain products and the like.

"Teacher, does your tea taste good?"

Hearing this, Qian Bao felt a little proud. She was just showing off, otherwise why would she be making tea?

"If you want it, just say it."

"I want it."

"A friend of mine gave it to me, and there are many more." Xibao opened the drawer. , "Since you want it, I'll give you a pack."

"Oh."

Jiang Nian took the pack of sealed tea and was about to take a closer look when he suddenly heard Qian Bao ask again.

“What are you whispering to your deskmate in class?”

“Li Hua?”

"What do you think?" Xibao covered her mouth and smiled with a gossipy expression, "Are you asking if you have received any gifts?"

Jiangnian: "Teacher, are your ears so sharp?"

"I didn't mean to hear it, I just happened to pass by and guessed it from the shape of my mouth." Qianbao didn't care.

“Haha.”

He stayed in the English office until the preparation bell rang for the third period, then he got up and left.

When I came to immortality, I took some unique phoenix chocolates.

Round up to calculate salary.

The last class in the morning was biology class. Qingbao also received a "Happy Valentine's Day" blessing after entering the door.

She accepted the blessing, but only accepted the smallest chocolate.

As for the rest of the chocolates, she passed questions. One was distributed to the class.

The atmosphere in the classroom became very popular.

After school was over, Li Hua took a look at the wave table. Zhi Fengla Jiangnian spoke in a low voice and spoke in a low voice.

“I think Valentine’s Day might be the same as Chinese New Year.”

“How do you say it?”

"Look, the Chinese New Year is divided into early years and old years. Then on Valentine's Day, will there be different customs for morning and evening?"

Jiang Nian: "???"

Li Hua said, "I'm so impatient. No one was buying chocolates so early in the morning, and there was no movement during class all morning."

Hearing this, Jiang Nian lowered his head and glanced at the "salaries" in the drawer.

"So you chew it?"

Li Hua coughed and said, "Give me back the chocolate, maybe I can use it at night."

"Okay." Jiang Nian nodded.

"Huh?" Li Hua looked confused and thought, "Why is Jiang Nian so easy to talk to?" "Then give it to me."

"Oh."

Jiang Nian took out the Feng chocolate from the drawer, "Hua, your Feng chocolate Chocolate, is it Jiuxinfeng or...

Li Hua’s complexion changed and he immediately gritted his teeth.

“Akaishi!”

After school, Jiang Nian was called a fairy by Qingbao again.

Ma Guojun looked shocked. After leaving his seat, he stood up and patted Li Hua, "Hey, why did the teacher call that byd?"

Li Hua looked bitter and sighed at the world.

"Give me something."

Hearing this, the fat man was also stunned.

"Grass!"

"Jiang Nian deserves to die on horseback!"

However, it is indeed like what Li Hua said about Feng.

Jiang Nian entered the biology office and received Qingbao Shifeng’s things. But not chocolate, just some snacks.

Since the day they were picked up at the airport, the two have not contacted each other.

I can only say that this is a treasure.

"Teacher, do you live in a provincial capital?"

"Yeah." Qingbao nodded, feeling a little uncomfortable, and added, "In Honggutan New District."

"Do you eat a lot of phoenixes?" Jiang Nian didn't say anything about going to see such phoenixes.

"Also, there are more in the old city." Qingbao said, "When you are here, you can ask me when you go to the provincial capital."

She just said it casually and didn't pay too much attention.

First of all, Jiang Nianfeng’s results will not stay in the province. The surrounding universities will return to the south of the town in a different direction from the provincial capital.

In other words, there is no chance for someone to follow the road.

The two chatted for a while, and finally Jiang Nian went to eat. Qingbao packed up her things and took the keys to get off work.

Canteen.

It was inconvenient for Jiang Nian to carry his things outside, so he simply ate in the cafeteria. The machine shook when he was halfway through eating.

He took a look and saw that it was a low-scoring boy who came to Feng.

"Xue'an, are you in the cafeteria?"

Jiang Nian: "?"

"No, I saw you."

After about ten seconds, a crisp voice sounded in my ears.

"Learn from me!"

Jiang Nian looked up and saw Lin Yuxi wearing a dark gray hooded jacket and black trousers, which made her skin look white.

Compared to years ago, my body seems to be a little thinner.

The fair face shows a healthy pink color when she smiles. The apple muscles are piled on both sides, forming beautiful dimples.

"You came so late, I have finished eating."

"Three mouths and one pig?"

"You are the pig, I just arrived early." Lin Yuxi tried hard next to him, "Learn from me, you eat."

Jiang Nian felt strange, so he picked up the chopsticks and put them down again.

"Is something the matter?"

"No, you can take advantage of me." Lin Yuxi smiled brightly.

After the meal, she followed him out.

"Learn from me."

"What?"

"I'll give you something." She took out a bag of chocolates from her pocket, stuffed it into his arms and ran away.

After running a distance, he turned back and made a face at him.

"Omit!"

She made a trumpet with her hands and shouted with a smile, "I have to finish it."