Chapter 614 Fast forward to the Don’t Laugh Challenge
Outside the corridor.
Jiang Nian leaned against the railing and glanced at Cai Xiaoqing curiously. What is going on in my mind that makes it so mysterious?
"What's wrong?"
"There will be a blackboard report on Friday." Cai Xiaoqing said, "But I have to ask for leave tomorrow, can you help me?"
"How to ask for leave?" Jiang Nian glanced at her.
The two are considered acquaintances and have had many exchanges. And because of the relationship of squad leader, it is not uncommon to help each other.
“There is an elder in the family.” She said.
"Oh, my condolences."
Upon hearing this, Cai Xiaoqing said.
"That's not true. In fact, I haven't met him very often. I just need to go there, so remember to put out the notice."
"Am I alone?" Jiang Nian was confused.
"There is also a literary and art committee member."
She said, "Usually she and I take the initiative, but when it's my turn, I just write."
"That's okay." Jiang Nian nodded and accepted the favor, "I can also write on the blackboard, at least it's correct."
"Well, I know." Cai Xiaoqing waved, "It's enough to be polite, and you don't need to be good-looking."
Back in the classroom, Li Hua and Zeng You were secretly watching Pig Man.
"What a fool, Dead Pig is using technology again."
"Eat a lollipop!"
When the two saw Pig Man unable to hold on, Dead Pig entered super lollipop mode, and the two of them were instantly happy.
"The hormones are so strong."
"Super technological pig, invincible."
With mobile phones, I usually play like that. It’s a pleasure to play in self-study, and it’s so much fun to invite classmates to play together.
“Huh?”
Li Hua turned his head and glanced at him.
“Back?”
He twitched his brows, as if he had discovered a new kind of fun.
"What does Prime Minister Cai want from you?"
"He said that I am good at killing someone, so he asked me to help him kill someone." Jiang Nian said, looking at Li Hua again and smiling.
"There is an idiot in the class. Whenever there is nothing wrong, I will test her by asking for leave."
Hearing this, Li Hua suddenly sweated on his forehead.
“Lao Ma did it too.”
Ma Guojun, who was across the aisle, heard the conversation clearly.
"Oh my god!"
Zhang Ningzhi was still angry and glanced at Jiang Nian. He immediately withdrew his gaze and continued to write the question vigorously.
Jiang Nian noticed it, but didn’t ask immediately.
A woman’s emotions are as hard to suppress as a pig during the Chinese New Year. Coming forward to ask questions at this time is tantamount to asking for abuse.
Let it dry for a while and then talk about it after you calm down.
Finished the second period of evening self-study.
Zhang Ningzhi simply slept on the table, with his eyes open under his arms, staring blankly at the light under his thighs.
The classroom is as bright as daytime, and it is even more bustling after self-study.
Wow, she heard the sound of Jiang Nian getting up and moving his chair. After a while, the sound gradually faded away.
She immediately snarled and asked how this person could be so cruel.
Next time you must be more careful..
Forget it, I need to urinate urgently.
Zhang Ningzhi couldn't hold it in any longer, so she put aside the girl's resentment and prepared to get up and go to the toilet.
Suddenly, the sound of footsteps came from far to near.
Huh?
Zhang Ningzhi’s movements stopped immediately, and then she felt her arm being poked, and someone’s mean voice sounded.
"Give you a candy."
She raised her head from her arms and glanced at Jiang Nian. After being reserved for a while, Shi Shiran took it.
"Where did it come from?"
Jiang Nian said, "I picked it up on the road. I'm afraid of death."
Zhang Ningzhi was about to peel it off, but he immediately put it down after hearing this. She glared at him fiercely and said angrily.
"You are so bad."
"I lied to you." Jiang Nian smiled, while thinking about the next words, "Are you going to the cafeteria?"
She originally wanted to refuse, but hesitated for a while and nodded.
"Oh."
"Oh. What is it?"
Zhang Ningzhi pursed her lips and rolled her eyes at him.
“Go.”
The seventh group was basically empty, and the squad leader was also taken away by Cai Xiaoqing, but no one noticed the two leaving.
After passing the stairs, Zhang Ningzhi actually wanted to go to the toilet.
But after looking at Jiang Nian, he felt embarrassed to speak.
She wanted to show her best side to the other party. How could a real beautiful girl have anything to do with sex.
“What’s wrong?” Jiang Nian turned around.
"It's nothing."
"Okay." Jiang Nian walked in front and led the way. After going downstairs, he slowly walked toward the cafeteria.
"Hey, aren't we going to the cafeteria?" Zhang Ningzhi noticed that he had taken a detour, "Would it be faster in a straight line?"
Jiang Nian turned around and said affectionately, "If a person is too fast, his soul will not be able to keep up."
Zhang Ningzhi: "???"
"But...\n." She pointed in the direction, "We have been walking along the edge of the school since we went downstairs."
It's not that we are not walking fast, it is an obvious detour.
If we don’t walk together, we don’t need to pay. Zhang Ningzhi even doubted whether Jiang Nian paid by meter.
"You are so strange."
"No, why do you think so?" Jiang Nian had a sullen face, trying his best to pretend to be normal.
He is completing system tasks, there are two main points in total.
The first is to visit the campus with Zhizhi, and the second is to eat at the school gate.
The rest time between self-study is only ten minutes. It is definitely not enough time to do all this, but he can delay it.
The third period’s evening self-study belongs to Xibao. She skipped class and ran away, so it’s not a big problem to return to the classroom half an hour late.
As for the classroom, with Cai Xiaoqing there, it’s not a big problem. She won’t even do this little help.
Ring, ring, ring! ! !
As soon as the two of them arrived in the cafeteria, the bell for self-study rang.
"It's time for class." She said.
"Oh, let me go in and take a look." Jiang Nian asked her to wait, went in and walked around, "There is nothing to eat."
She thought for a while, "I have some snacks in my schoolbag."
Jiang Nian said, "But I want to eat something hot."
Zhang Ningzhi: ".
"Want to eat instant noodles?"
"Go out to eat." He said.
"Huh?" Zhizhi was startled and turned to look at the dark playground and the bright teaching building.
"I'm still studying in self-study, don't let me out."
"Let's go, I have a way." Jiang Nian said seductively, "There's no one at the school gate, just go out."
Hearing this, Zhang Ningzhi looked at him and nodded.
"Oh, okay."
When she reached the building where she was a freshman in high school, she suddenly turned around and called Jiang Nian.
“You stand here.”
“???”
"I'm going to wash my hands. Just stand here and wait for me." Zhang Ningzhi pursed her lips and said, "Remember not to run around."
Jiang Nian glanced over there and thought, "Let's go."
Also wash your hands.
"Okay, you go."
"Be good, don't move." Zhang Ningzhi ran for a while, but did not forget to turn around and warn, "Otherwise I will be angry . "
"I know."
While Zhang Ningzhi was shushing, Jiang Nian wandered around the bulletin board below and his eyes fell on a photo.
"Grade C504....Lin Yuxi."
He looked at it for a while and found that the life motto of the low-scoring boy was, "Lie in the east, then go to the west and lie down."
After a while, Zhang Ningzhi came out.
Jiang Nian turned around and saw the menacing branches, taking his time. Without waiting for the other party to speak, he spoke first.
“Why did it take so long?”
Hearing this, Zhang Ningzhi suddenly lost all his momentum.
"No...it's nothing."
"You got lost in the bathroom, right?"
"It's not to go to the bathroom!" Zhang Ningzhi blushed and stamped her feet, "I just went to wash up!"
Amidst the commotion, the two of them walked out of the school together.
"Jiang Nian." "Don't worry, nothing will happen. ”
“I’m scared.”
“It’s okay, it’ll be fine in a moment.”
One of Jiang Nian and Zhang Ningzhi was calm and the other was nervous, but they still walked out of the main entrance of the school smoothly.
"Phew!!" She breathed a sigh of relief and patted her chest, "I'm scared to death. If I get caught, it'll be over."
In addition to her heart beating violently, she felt a little irritated.
"I told you." Jiang Nian looked at the dazzling signs on the street, "Let's go and pick a restaurant to eat at. "Oh."
The two of them were nearby and originally planned to eat fried skewers. But Zhang Ningzhi didn’t like greasy food, so he changed it to Ningdu meatballs.
"Boss boss, how much is a bowl?"
"Ten dollars."
"Ten...
." Jiang Nian was stunned.
He has indeed never eaten here. The store is too small. And he is not interested in meatballs, preferring to eat other meats.
"Come on two bowls, this is twenty." Zhang Ningzhi took out twenty from his pocket and handed it to the landlady.
"How did you pay?" Jiang Nian was stunned.
“It’s okay, it’s the same no matter who pays.” Zhang Ningzhi stuck out her tongue and pretended to be cute to fool him.
"This makes me lose face. Don't do this next time." Jiang Nian pointed at her, "You can give me the money."
"Okay."
At this time, the other two tables of middle-aged people eating meatballs were licked. People can bear it, after all, they have gone through many hardships.
But my heart couldn’t bear it and my face was almost turning green.
"This young man...
"Tsk."" I can't understand today's children, maybe they are old. "
When Jiang Nian and Zhang Ningzhi returned to the classroom, the third period of evening self-study was already halfway through, but they finally got the reward.
[Observer], temporarily become a blue bar. The effect is to spy on the other party's blue bar, cd once every three days.
It can’t be said that it is useless, it can only be said that it is useless
He is surrounded by ordinary people, and he is still in good health. Even the weakest one, Xiao Song, has recovered from his cold.
Jiang Nian turned to look at Li Hua and patted him hard on the shoulder.
"Bang bang bang!!!"
"Fuck!" Li Hua gasped in pain, "Are you riding a horse? Are you going to die now?"
When Jiang Nian and Zhang Ningzhi entered the classroom, he couldn't help but doubt a few words, but he didn't expect revenge.
"No, test your body." Jiang Nian said, "Byd Hua, your body is really weak."
"I'm so weak!" Li Hua refused, "I'm still weak? What does Liu Yang mean? He has trouble running and doing exercises."
"Huh?" Jiang Nian looked over and found Liu Yang lying on the table, dying like an octopus.
He immediately took a look at Liu Yang’s blue strip and found that only one-sixth of it was left.
"What the hell?"
"What did he do?"
"Quited smoking." Li Hua said with a smile, "Liu Yang is crazy now. "The sky is talking about boiling sheep."
Jiang Nian: "???"
"Oh, my lungs are itching."
At this time, Jiang Nian looked at Liu Yang again. I found a little more stuff on the blue bar, including detailed reasons.
Smoking cessation only accounts for one-fifth of the total. Liu Yang went to Zhenbei to buy a beef rice roll in the afternoon for his girlfriend.
Near the school, rice rolls are only sold in the morning. If you want to eat rice rolls in the afternoon, you have to go to a rice roll store in the north of town.
When Jiang Nian saw this, he suddenly found it interesting.
It turns out that this ability...\n. When you get clues, you can still see the other party's secrets. No wonder there is a CD.
Evening self-study after school.
Li Qingrong was still packing his things slowly, but Jiang Nian had already packed them. Before leaving, I said hello to her.
"Qingqing, I'm going back first."
"Yes." She nodded, and suddenly asked directly, "Are you free on the weekend?"
"On the weekend?" Jiang Nian hesitated. He used to spend weekends in the classroom, but that was when he was applying for points last semester, and now his points are enough.
How high is the test for this score?
"I'm free, what's wrong?"
"I have to go to the city." Li Qingrong lowered his eyes and said, "I want to eat something, but I don't want to take a taxi."
"Oh, I understand." Jiang Nian thought to himself that he had to be a driver again, but logically he should be able to get a meal.
You can also touch your legs. The squad leader’s legs are indeed top-notch.
Rounding up, no loss.
As for studying, he has already completed all the marks for liberal arts. The rest are either mathematics, physics, or Chinese.
Even Chinese language has [letter paper], which can add a lot of color to writing argumentative essays.
Hearing this, Li Qingrong asked again.
“Do you want to review?”
“Review?”
“There is an exam next Monday.” She said.
“It’s just the entrance exam, there’s no need to review.” Jiang Nian said, “I’ve been doing test papers before school started.”
There is a house of gold in the book. I don’t want to study if I have gold.
No matter, let’s touch the legs first.
"Yeah." The squad leader nodded.
Crowds of people who are studying in the evening after school are crowded one after another.
Jiang Nian was among them, walking on the way out of the school. Due to last minute arrangements on the weekend, we can only cancel the appointment with Xu Shuang.
He thought of the little turtle again and asked him for a small favor. That is to buy some suitable biology test papers for you.
【Because, you have perfect marks in biology. ] Ji Jiayu blinked at him and left with his hands behind his back.
It is indeed a small favor, and there is nothing to refuse. Xu Shuang is more troublesome, so I entrust him to find something.
The school gate.
After he met the two women, they walked home together along the street. Xiao Song has basically recovered from his cold and regained his energy.
The two women were chatting and laughing, and suddenly mentioned the exam on Monday.
“Hey, what are you doing on the weekend?”
“I’m not saying hello.” Jiang Nian glanced at Xu Qianqian, “I’m going to eat on the weekend. , Eat with your classmates."
"Who?"
"Female classmate, you don’t know me."
"Oh." Xu Qianqian rolled her eyes and said, "It can't be Zhou...\n...
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Jiang Nian: "???"
He suddenly started sweating, "You're here again...
, "I'll just talk casually, I don't care about you." Xu Qianqian said, "Forget it if you don't come, I'll be with Xiyun."
"Where are you going?"
"Reviewing in a milk tea shop, ordering a bunch of food." Xu Qianqian acted exaggeratedly, and kept saying the same thing for a week.
Jiang Nian was speechless. He had nothing to do with Zhou Yuting.
"I'll drive for someone and have a meal."
Hearing this, Xu Qianqian felt relieved.
"Well, it's really not Zhou Yuting. She has a car at home, but it's not her turn to use it, let alone your turn to drive it."
Hearing this, Jiang Nian felt like he was really desperate for a car. Then fast forward to the Don’t Laugh Challenge and become a Top 100 Up.
“You—
, Jiang Nian’s dark history was revealed, and Song Xiyun was a little curious.
“Are you a driver?”
“Absolutely.”
"Your classmate is so...\n." Song Xiyun thought about how much a car would cost, and about more than a hundred mobile phones.
Jiang Nian said, "It's just one meal. I'll find you when I get back."