Chapter 626 Just blink when you are threatened
"Who's ordering?"
"Jiang Nian, hurry up."
"I'm starving to death, Wori. Everyone orders the same, speed, byd, I can eat a pig alive."< /p>
“I have an idea..
“Pork intestine sashimi.”
“Akaishi!!”
Jiang Nian didn’t intend to get up originally, after all, Tao Ran was treating guests. You don’t have to pay for it yourself, so you can’t pay for it on your behalf.
“Let’s go to the school committee.”
And it’s impolite to order rashly without knowing the other party’s budget.
“Go ahead, I rarely go out to restaurants.” Tao Ran adjusted his glasses, “It’s five hundred anyway, keep an eye on it.”
“Holy shit, is it really five hundred?”
"Where is it?"
"The school committee is really generous, we can't finish it."
Hearing this, Jiang Nian didn't refuse.
“You order one first.”
“Then...:” Tao Ran took the menu and glanced at it, “Let’s have a large portion of the fennel bed.”
This thing is a large portion of four dishes, rice noodle fish, rice noodle pork ribs, rice noodle chicken wings, and rice noodle chicken feet.
The individual rice noodle fish is also called the Four-Star Watching the Moon, named after Taizu.
Place fish fillets on the upper layer and vermicelli on the lower layer. It sounds good, but most of it is carbohydrates and has relatively little meat or fishy taste.
So, Tao Ran simply ordered the large platter, "Okay." Jiang Nian nodded and knew in his mind that two hundred would be enough for several people, and three hundred would be enough to support the wall.
He got up to order and saw the proprietress greeting others. So I walked to the water table and picked up a small notebook.
I am thinking about how to take care of everyone’s taste.
On the other side, a table of five or six girls had just sat down. Glancing around, he saw Jiang Nian holding a small notebook there.
“Damn it, the waiter is so handsome?”
“That’s called a waiter.”
“ Waiter."
"Old.:
"Shut up!!" The crisp laughter suddenly rolled into a ball, stopping Lao Siji's dirty jokes.
"Hey, handsome guy." A girl was already waving towards Jiang Nian.
Jiang Nian is an honest man, and when he hears someone call him a handsome guy. Subconsciously, I turned around and saw who was looking for me everywhere.
Oh, girl.
He took a small order book and strolled over.
"What are you eating? I'm going to...
"Taro beef, tomatoes and eggs, fried fish, stir-fried sausages, stir-fried Shanghai greens, five portions of soup."
Listening to the other party's list of dish names, Jiang Nian nodded repeatedly.
“Okay.”
He wrote it down, then walked to the kitchen door and handed it to the proprietress who came back with the plate.
"That table, and... that table." He pointed at two tables of men and women, separated by a distance.
"Serve the same dish, and then get five more bottles from the boys' table...:
After he ordered the dishes, he took another plate of peanuts. When he passed by the girls at the table, The girl who just announced the name of the dish suddenly stopped him.
"Hey, handsome guy!"
Jiang Nian turned around and glanced at them.
“What’s wrong?”
At another table, Lin Dong and Sun Zhicheng were also in the store. I happened to be sitting with Yang Qiming and Huang Cailang.
“Give me a face, Ah Cheng.”
After saying that, he looked at Yang Qiming again.
"Old Biao, so are you."
"I know, let's just order." Yang Qiming framed the order and handed the menu to Lin Dong.
After a while, several people felt that there was no need to order fish.
“There are too many thorns.”
“There are too many dishes to finish.” Lin Dong stood up and said, “In this case, I will return the dishes.”
< br>"Hey, forget it." Yang Qiming waved his hand, "If you can't finish it, take it away. The boss won't let you return it."
"Why?"
Yang Qiming looked experienced, "If you go over and ask, I will definitely say that the kitchen has been cooked."
Huang Cailang touched his belly and estimated whether he could eat it.
Suddenly, Sun Zhicheng sneered.
“Haha.”
“Why are you laughing?” Yang Qiming looked unhappy at him.
"Are you kidding me that you have no brains and little intelligence, and can't give away the food?" Sun Zhicheng showed off, "Just ask if you can change the food."
"If the boss says yes, it proves that you are not in the pot. Just say no, no, that's fine."
"Awesome, Ah Cheng." Lin Dong gave a thumbs up.
"Tch, then you go back." Yang Qiming saw that he was unhappy, "It's all talk without practice, let's talk about it after we retreat."
Sun Zhicheng stood up and walked towards the kitchen.
On the other side, Li Hua and the others were bored around a plate of melon seeds.
A group of boys having a meal is like having a dinner together in the Water Margin. It's like giving a speech in a tavern, there will always be someone who bursts into laughter.
Tao Ran cleared his throat and spoke slowly.
“I watched a video last time.”
In the bag room, the whole table was silent. No matter what he says, it can't compare to Furui.
"Come on, why isn't Jiang Nian here?"
"Indeed, the peanuts are all gone. Li Hua got up and walked out, "You guys sit down, I'll go take a look."
"Me too..." Liu Yang was about to get up, But Li Hua pressed him down, "No, it's enough for me to go."
"I...\n...\n" Liu Yang struggled to no avail and had to listen to the Bible, "Speaking of the video, I remembered the origin of the lotus."
As he said that, he took out the lotus and lighter with a snap.
"Fuck, Lotus Boy." Ma Guojun couldn't hold it any longer, "Stop sucking, it's time to control you."
At this moment, Li Hua stumbled back.
"Damn it! Akaashi is here!"
His face was filled with fear, and he pointed in one direction and trembled. His face was pale and he was sweating profusely.
"Jiang Nian...Jiang Nian!!!"
"Dead?" Ma Guojun stood up and waved his hand, "I Find someone to fix your head, and it will be a great success. "
"It's even more terrifying." Li Hua said excitedly, "No wonder he didn't come back and hooked up with girls again."
"1v5, what a beast!!"
"It is indeed a beast!" Liu Yang stood up, the brothers were listening to the Furui Bible here, and he was flirting with the girl there.
Returning five is simply not human!
"Where is it?" Ma Guojun stood up and looked around, "Damn it, it's so shameless!"
Jiang Nian came back slowly and put the peanuts on the table.
"What do you look like?"
"What did you do?" Li Hua had a look of pain on his face, "The wounds of betrayal will never heal!"
"When ordering, I asked others what was delicious." Jiang Nian said. In fact, he added two more soy milks to them.
Hey, who is the soy milk?
Cai Weiwei.
Liu Yang was dubious, "Really or not?"
"I lied to you that I am a dog."
"You are!!" Li Hua said with determination, "I am absolutely I don’t believe you. Have you asked for QQ? ”
“No, are you finished?” Jiang Nian reached out and said, “Tell me 188 and help me help the Han Dynasty.”
“Akaashi!”
On his way to the kitchen, Sun Zhicheng saw Jiang Nian standing there, talking and laughing with a table of girls.
I couldn’t help but shake my head, feeling worthless for Chen Yunyun.
"I really don't understand." He sighed, "In this era, sincerity may no longer be needed."
He stood at the door of the kitchen and saw the proprietress, and cleared his throat.
"Can the braised fish be replaced with a large portion of grilled fish?"
The boss lady showed a simple smile when she heard this.
“Yes.”
Sun Zhicheng was also overjoyed and took advantage of the situation.
"The braised fish didn't come out of the pot, we don't want it anymore."
After saying that, he looked at the misunderstood expression of the landlady. Feeling slightly proud, I relied on my wit to win back the victory.
However, the landlady just smiled.
"Yes, you can withdraw even if you are fired."
The smile on Sun Zhicheng's face froze, and he suddenly felt embarrassed.
I really deserve to die.
At the end of the meal, several people actually finished eating. By the way, everyone had a bottle of drink and was about to leave.
“Hey!! Hey!!”
Several girls at the door waved and called to the people walking out. To be precise, he stopped Jiang Nian.
"Aren't you a waiter?" A tall girl stood up and said with a smile, "You just gave us our order!"
Another girl wearing glasses at the table said, "That's right, you lied to us!"
Jiang Nian pushed Li Hua out and walked out. Pointing at Li Hua, he said seriously.
“Damn it, Li Hua, why are you so bad?”
As he said that, he had already left the store.
Ma Guojun and others followed suit and gave Li Hua a push. One by one, they pointed at Li Hua, muttered and left.
Li Hua was stunned and looked at several girls on the table.
"???"
"No, beast!!"
A group of people still went back to school. They had just started self-study in the evening, and Jiang Nian, who was doing test papers, suddenly raised his head.
"Do not use it if you suspect it."
Li Hua heard this and turned around to continue. "Don't be suspicious of people you employ."
Zhang Ningzhi raised his head, looking confused.
"What?"
"Do not use it if you suspect it." Jiang Nian said.
"Akaishi, how can you repeat it!" Li Hua was angry and pointed at someone, "You are just cheating!"
Suddenly, Zhang Ningzhi said weakly.
"Suspicious behavior has no name."
"Huh?" Li Hua turned to look at her, and asked after being stunned for a moment, "Is there really such an idiom?
"Yes, it comes from "The Book of Shang Jun"
She said, "It means that if you hesitate in your actions, you will not gain fame.
"Really?" Li Hua was dubious, but then he realized, "No, how can we find foreign aid?"
"Because there is foreign aid, we are looking for foreign aid." Jiang Nian held his head and said, "Forget it, let me start."
"Do whatever you want."
Li Hua: "...your mother."
Li Qingrong held her head in her hands and watched them suddenly play idiom Solitaire. They cheated again at the speed of light, and finally let it go.
I couldn’t help but look away and raised the corner of my mouth.
In a blink of an eye, two periods of evening self-study passed.
Wang Yuhe was lying on the table playing with the eraser. Suddenly he felt his head being patted, and he couldn't help but raise his head subconsciously.
After seeing clearly that the person coming was Jiang Nian, Hongwen immediately became popular.
"Why are you patting me on the head!"
Jiang Nian said, "Don't get me wrong, because in our hometown, a pat on the head is a symbol of friendship."
"Real or false?" Wang Yuhe was dubious.
"Yeah." Jiang Nian nodded, and couldn't help smiling, "Dogs are man's best friends."
"You, you!!!" Wang Yuhe was so angry that he kicked his calves, "Go away."
Jiang Nian walked towards Fang Gong in the back row of her, as if he was pretending to confuse her.
"Forget it, I'm looking for Chen Yunyun."
As soon as he said that, he immediately killed a person with a carbine. He pressed his head with one hand and pressed it down, while his hand seemed to be searching in the drawer.
[Accurate] Still at g0, continuing to work hard.
In almost seconds, Jiang Nian was born in elementary school. I took out today's midnight snack of duck paws.
"Ah!!! Jiang Nian!!!"
Chen Yunyun raised her head and quietly watched the seams playing. He couldn't help but shook his head and continued to review with his head down.
Yu Zhiyi looked at the commotion over there and couldn't help but curled his lips.
“It’s so boring.”
She remembered again that at noon today, a certain bitch hated her for tying her shoelaces. I blushed at my own expense, but...
I was so angry!
However, she remembered that the blood was swaying in her heart. My whole body was sore and weak, but I still couldn't help but lose consciousness.
It’s crispy and numb, quite comfortable.
It feels like...
Although I almost have a heart attack when I see two shoelaces tied together, the feeling is not fake.
Of course, she didn’t mean that she liked Jiang Nian. I just feel like this feels good, inexplicably comfortable.
Just as Yu Zhiyi was thinking wildly, Jiang Nian passed by her, bringing with him a scent...huh?
What seats?
She couldn’t help but turn around, her eyes suddenly turned into a fish-eye.
“Duck’s paw.”
It’s almost time to finish self-study in the evening.
Li Hua was bored and craned his neck to see what the people around him were doing. It was too much to look at Huang Fang.
"Fangfang, aren't you tired?"
Huang Fang looked back with doubt in her eyes.
"Tired?
"You have been reviewing all night during self-study, and I haven't seen you take a break."
"Team leader." Huang Fang was speechless, "What's wrong with you? I don’t eat rice anymore, I, Qiu Zong, can’t be 290. "
"Do you still remember, last Chinese New Year, I said I was going to buy a cake, and you asked me if I was buying a cake."
"What's wrong?" Li Hua was confused.
Huang Fang: "Team leader, where did Phil Snow come from in the country?"
Hearing this, Jiang Nian raised his head and said.
"Small flower basket, right?"
"Yeah." Huang Fang nodded, "There are also cupcakes. I suddenly wanted to eat them during the New Year, but they didn't taste good."
Zhang Ningzhi stopped, blinked and asked.
“What are you talking about?”
“I’ll make you buy one next time.” Jiang Nian glanced at her, “Sweet, I’ll watch you finish it all.”
"Huh!" Zhang Ningzhi glared and said angrily, "If you don't want it, you will lie to others!"
"A bit boring." Huang Fang said.
Jiang Nian thought to himself, Fangfang is getting better too. I can even eat small cakes, which is more generous than last semester.
"Next time I go to your place to buy some, try it before talking."
Hearing this, Li Hua subconsciously took a breath for Jiang Nian. The secret is not good, and Zhang Ningzhi is alert at the same time.
It’s broken, Jiang Nian is about to send it.
Today next year will be the burning day of the good brother’s head furnace.
However, Zhang Ningzhi’s expression was not strange. Kao even liked to join in the fun and raised his hand.
"Okay, I want to go to Fangfang's house too."
"You are not allowed to go."
"Hmph!!"
Li Hua was so angry that he thought he had seen a ghost. Why didn't Zhang Ningzhi react? He wasn't usually like this.
Jiang Nian...is it the legendary love poison?
Suddenly, a hand stretched out from the back row. After staying in mid-air for a moment, he tapped Jiang Nian's shoulder.
When the latter turned his head, Li Qingrong tilted his head slightly. There was no expression on his face. He stared at the seam for two seconds and said,
"I'll go too."
The corners of Li Hua's mouth instantly rose, and he thought, "Okay, okay, okay."
Ta Ta Ling! ! !
Today in the coming year, I will definitely...
"Okay, but you have to ask Fangfang." Jiang Nian said calmly, "She is a bit socially anxious. I don’t like too many people visiting.”
Huang Fang: “???”
Li Qingrong didn’t react much, but looked at Huang Fang.
"Is that okay?"
Huang Fang opened her mouth. She never thought that Jiang Nian would be so inappropriate.
“Yes...yes.”
"Hey, don't scare people." Jiang Nian said again, "Fangfang is very timid. If you are threatened, just blink your eyes."
Huang Fang's face turned red instantly, "I'm not!!"