Chapter 93 Basically Harmless
Chen Qingluo said that Wang Zixu is smart in some aspects, but overall he is a fool.
An idiot does not have a weak brain. Idiots can also use their brains very well, but it will take an idiot half a lifetime to figure out things that others can easily figure out. By the time he figured it out, he had already suffered a loss for half his life. What is this if not a fool?
Wang Zixu is such an idiot. What Chen Qingluo wanted to understand when he was in high school, he didn't understand until he was 30 years old. After I figured it out, I realized that my previous life was in vain.
He used to always feel that one must have character in life and one must have attitude in writing. For example, when he was asked to conceive an essay on "dreams", he could only think of the conflict between the father's will and the son's dream, because this conflict was the purest and best reflected the theme.
If Chen Qingluo were to write it, or Ning Chunyan was to write it, or even Shen Qingfeng was to write it, this story would never be that simple.
Chen Qingluo will make a little boy become disabled after being hit by a car, and he will win the championship in the Paralympic Games after being fitted with prosthetic limbs; Ningchun Banquet will make the little boy experience the luxury of the upper class and then be confused for a while, and then suddenly wake up; Shen Qingfeng will write that the little boy later fell in love with many girls, met many awesome people, and finally solved the mystery: this little boy is himself.
The stories they wrote not only operate in the fields they are good at, but also contain some extremely exciting parts. Chen Qingluo is bitter, Ning Chunyan is noble, and Shen Qingfeng is proud, which are all eye-catching.
Wang Zixu can’t catch his eye. Everything he writes seems ordinary, and you have to read it carefully to appreciate its meaning. This is very disadvantageous.
If Yu Hua were to write this story, the little boy would definitely be gifted in running, be the first to donate blood, and then be beaten to death by an unscrupulous doctor. This is his "Alive".
If Marquez had written this story, the little boy would have become an underground boxer. He would have been beaten black and blue, but he could not earn any money. He wanted to steal something to eat when he was hungry, but was shot to death by an old woman with a revolver. This is "Tuesday Nap Time."
Depending on the author, this story may also become "The Catcher in the Rye", "To Kill a Mockingbird" or even "Dragon". There are too many stories in this world where there is an unlucky child who has infinite longing for the future.
Writers are a group of extremely cunning people, and Wang Zixu lacks such cunning. The most cunning thing he has ever done in his life is to put the cigarettes from the Great Harvest into Xuan Hemen's box.
On the second floor, a door was opened, warm yellow light poured out, a head popped out from the crack of the door, it was the poet, and another head popped out, it was Ye Lan.
“He is still writing?”
“It seems so.”
The two women were sighing. Ye Lan said: "He has worked for 12 hours today, right?"
"17 hours." The poet said, "He got up at 6:50 in the morning, not counting running time. He He also worked for 17 hours. "
Ye Lan said, "Should we try to persuade him?"
The poet said: "It's better not to disturb him now. He is going through the tribulation."
Ye Lan stared at the poet: "Overcoming the tribulation?"
The poet nodded: "He is changing. Be stronger. Can you find out? Serious men usually become handsome. "
After she finished speaking, both women thought what she just said was funny, so they both laughed stupidly at the same time.
After laughing, Ye Lan asked curiously: "He was able to increase the retention rate from 6% to 16% before he became stronger. If he still becomes stronger, what's the point? What kind of industry legend will he create?"
"I don't know, myths always have to be created by someone. Of course, he might collapse from exhaustion tomorrow and never recover."
Ye Lan sighed sadly and said: "Let him sleep all the time tomorrow. I don't feel sorry for him, but there are still 19 days to go. "
The poet said: "I don't have any objections anyway. I made one hundred thousand in one day, and I still have seventy or eighty thousand left after tax. Don't let me live and eat for free in the next few days. I can just pay the rent."
The two of them shrank their heads into the door of the room. The warm light in the shape of the door crack on the second floor disappeared. In the living room, Wang Zixu was still working hard and was not aware of what was going on upstairs.
The poet didn’t ask Ye Lan why he sobered up so quickly, and Ye Lan didn’t ask the poet why he didn’t expose her. Women are born writers, even more cunning than writers.
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Lin Feng didn’t know why he came to Shen Qingfeng’s B&B. There is an elegant name here, called "Qingfengju". Speaking of which, this is his second time here.
The first time he was invited here by Shen Qingfeng himself - at that time, Shen Qingfeng had just joined the Cultural Association and invited everyone from the Association to be guests, including Lin Feng. Later, Lin Feng became a competitor, and he was no longer qualified to come here.
Although Lin Feng hated Shen Qingfeng's tendency to follow others' influence and his duplicitous character, he had to admit that Shen Qingfeng had a great business acumen.
The first year that Qingfengju settled in Xihe, Shen Qingfeng invited all the important people in Xihe to stay here for one night. Soon, Qingfengju became a prosperous business, and prices increased step by step, gradually becoming unattainable for Lin Feng.
Qingfengju is not just a house, it also has a courtyard, a pavilion, a restaurant, a pond, a bonfire, a mahjong table, and sometimes many young ladies dancing. Not only can you come here to meet Shen Qingfeng, but you can also eat, play cards, and fish. If you are lucky, you can even pick up a young lady, so everyone loves coming here.
When people in Xihe talk about this place, they all think it is a very honorable thing to come here.
This does not include Lin Feng.
Lin Feng was sitting in the car and saw Gou Yingbiao and Shen Qingfeng laughing all the way into Qingfeng Residence. He gritted his teeth and slapped the steering wheel: "It's such an insult to being polite! It's such an insult to being polite!"
After a while, he sneakily got out of the car and walked into Qingfengju with head held high. The receptionist lady wearing a cheongsam immediately walked over, her long legs stretched out from under the skirt, the light was so bright that it almost blinded Lin Feng.
After he read the price list, he became even more unable to open his eyes. He paid the deposit with half-closed eyes, followed the receptionist upstairs, found an excuse to escape, and then wandered around the B&B, looking for any trace of Shen Qingfeng and his party.
Finally, he heard Shen Qingfeng's voice from the door of the footbath room. He pretended to be a guest who had lost his mobile phone and walked around the room, but there was no sound from the room. He came outside the house, and fortunately, a bell-like sound came from the window. He was overjoyed. The cat was in the bushes. As soon as he squatted down, the mosquitoes hiding in the dark kissed him like passionate street girls, eager to suck him into a man.
Lin Feng endured the pain, took out his mobile phone, turned on the recording, and recorded the intermittent sounds floating out of the window, just in time to hear Gou Yingbiao solemnly reciting: < /p>
“The Xihe Literary Society is full of people, and talented people and beauties gather together.
“Yixing Fei writes splendid books, and his talents compose brilliant chapters.
“The fountain of literary thoughts is gushing out, and the poetry and painting are stunning in all directions.
“This meeting can be said to be unique throughout the ages, and it will make our Xihe River flow forever!” ”
“Okay! Thumbs up! ”
“Director Gou is so talented! Admire, admire! ”
“I didn’t expect Director Gou to have such a talent. The little Xihe is really crouching tiger, hidden dragon! ”
There was a brief burst of applause in the room, and Lin Feng could be heard shouting outside the window.
Gou Yingbiao said: "After all, I have worked with Director Mei, and I have learned a lot from him. I am usually too busy with work and really don't have time to polish my creations. There are some young people in our unit who look down on me. Huh, I don't follow either. He cares about it."
Lin Luo said: "Gouju's poem is really full of talent, especially the line "Yixing Fei Fei writes beautiful things, and his talent makes up the beautiful chapters", it is wonderful to read. It’s a really good poem that makes people talk. ”
Gou Yingbiao said: “Actually, Xiao Diao from our unit changed this sentence for me. What I originally wrote was ‘The leaders from all walks of life are sitting here to watch, and the young and old men wrote it. Article', how about it? Which sentence is better? "
Gou Ju looked at Lin Luo expectantly, Lin Luo hesitated for a moment and said:
"The original sentence is quite... majestic. Although it is also a good sentence, the personal style is too strong and may not be in line with the tone of our literary society, so I have to compromise like this."
Gou Ju smiled and said: "Really? I also think Xiao Diao's sentence It's pretty good, just use it."
Shen Qingfeng said: "Gou Ju is a talented general, it's enough that he can choose and delete." "Yes! Gou Ju is tolerant!" Lin Luo gave a thumbs up.
Lin Feng was angry and funny when he heard it outside the window. He shook his head and sighed, cursing in his heart that it was "insulting to gentlemen".
Lin Luo is Lin Feng’s younger brother and is quite talented. It was Lin Feng who introduced him to the Literary and Art Association as a recommender. As a result, this kid was seduced by Shen Qingfeng and turned his side. He stabbed Lin Feng in the back and became Shen Qingfeng's younger brother. He worked hard every day and learned his slick skills from Shen Qingfeng.
Shen Qingfeng turned around and said, "Lin Luo is really good. This time around, to be honest, I want him to be the deputy chairman."
Zuo, who had been silent all along, Liu Rensong, a senior member of the association, lay on the chair and said:
"Okay, as long as Lin Luo leaves a good impression on the big boss this time, won't it be easy to be the vice president?"
Shen Qingfeng leaned towards him and said with a smile: "Doesn't that require Teacher Liu's support?"
Liu Rensong said lazily: "The support of a big leader is more effective than anything else."
Shen Qingfeng cursed in his heart, thinking that this Liu Rensong is really a stinky scholar with a good accent. He accepted my gift and was still unwilling to say a word. It was a waste to invite him and let such a young and beautiful technician serve him - he should have let the oldest and ugliest old aunt massage his feet.
He turned around and said to Lin Luo in a cold tone: "Lin Luo, did you hear that? You must prove yourself by getting the first place in this essay competition!"
Lin Luo said unhurriedly: "Don't worry, Brother Feng, this time Ningchun Banquet and Chen Qingluo are not participating, so there will be basically no strong opponents. The remaining Lu Lu in Xihe is nothing to be afraid of."
Shen Qingfeng said: "Confidence is a good thing. But don't forget, your goal is to win first place, not just to be shortlisted. Your old senior Lin Feng, are you sure you can compete?"
Lin Luo smiled disdainfully: "I know all about what he did. What can he write? It's just a rural kid who went to work in the city, the boss is a good man, and the boss's wife ended up being a widow..."
There was laughter in the room.
Lin Feng was chatting outside the window, his teeth chattering. In this world, it is always the people who know you best who hurt you the most. Only now did he realize how well Lin Luo understood him and what a terrible enemy he was.
What he wrote was indeed true for rural children going to the city to work, but he swore that the landlady did not become a widow in the end.
Shen Qingfeng added: "There is another person worth noting this time. Speaking of which, Director Gou also knows this person."
"Oh? Who is it?" Director Gou asked.
Shen Qingfeng said: "He is a person with a performative personality and is very good at publicity and marketing. Last time Lin Feng went to your work unit to inspect, didn't that guy take the opportunity to become famous?"
Gou Yingbiao's tone gradually became colder: "Oh, you are talking about Wang Zixu."
"Yes, that's him."
Outside the window, Lin Feng's body gradually became colder.
He understood why Gou Yingbiao appeared here. This small gathering was not only for him, but also for Wang Zixu.
He began to blame himself. If it weren't for him, Wang Zixu would not have been involved in this long-lasting disaster. With sweat in his hands, he eavesdropped on how Shen Qingfeng wanted to deal with Wang Zixu.
“Let me put it bluntly, there is something quite wrong with this Wang Zixu,” Gou Yingbiao said, “Recently, he dares to slap the table with me.”
Shen Qingfeng’s voice raised an octave: “How dare he slap the table with you?”
“Yes. It’s so evil. This prince is so…” Gou Yingbiao sat up and adjusted He gestured and said, "If I want to describe it, this prince used to be honest, sullen and silent. He couldn't do anything at all, and he didn't have any conflicts with others. Since Lin Feng came last time and showed his hand to him, he has become... Pull it up."
Lin Luo said: "What is that saying? A villain will be rampant when he succeeds."
"Yeah.
Although Gou Yingbiao nodded, he was still puzzled - after all, Lin Feng's tour alone could not explain why Wang Zixu had changed so much, and he had not "succeeded"?
Besides, Shen Qingfeng and the others were extremely arrogant in their first impression of Wang Zixu, but Gou Yingbiao understood him. Wang Zixu was too honest before, and it was as if his honesty had been taken away from him now.
If Wang Zixu can be listed on Baidu Encyclopedia, then the record about him in the encyclopedia can be summarized in just one sentence - basically harmless.
I don’t have the ability to harm anyone, and I don’t deserve attention. If you are not careful, you will skip this person's life, as if he never existed. Basically, harmless.
I don’t know if he took the wrong medicine, and suddenly he turned from harmless to pest, and he was so annoying. Gou Yingbiao was simply confused.
Shen Qingfeng said: "Gou Ju, he's so aggressive in his nose, so you're not going to deal with him?"
Gou Yingbiao felt a little embarrassed, scratched his nose and said, "I don't have the same experience as him. "
Shen Qingfeng said: "You are too generous."
Director Gou said it was because he didn't know him the same, but in fact it was because he couldn't figure out the details of Wang Zixu. Why would Director Mei help him stand up? Why would the big leader know his name? Before he figured this out, he couldn't take action against Wang Zixu.
But he was not going to talk to Shen Qingfeng about these things. Otherwise, he will appear to be particularly incompetent.
Gou Yingbiao said: "Although his personal character is low-level, at least he has not made any mistakes at work. I can't find anything to do with him for the time being, and it's hard for me to handle business matters."
Shen Qingfeng raised his head and laughed: "Gou Ju, you are so kind. As his boss - I am not in the system, I am just talking nonsense - you want to punish him? Easy? "
Gou Yingbiao was a little embarrassed and asked: "How do you say it?"
Shen Qingfeng said: "Let me ask you. , is this prince Xu married? ”
(End of chapter)