Chapter 132 The Little Prince’s Song of Autumn
As soon as Wang Zixu got through the phone call to Ning Chunyan, he felt that she was not in the right mood. Her “hello” was like lemonade mixed with oolong tea, and the sour inside showed a carefully concealed absent-mindedness.
Wang Zixu asked: "Are you looking for me?"
Ning Chunyan said: "Well, it seems that I have."
Wang Zixu asked: "What's the matter? "
Ning Chunyan said: "Let me think about it."
Wang Zixu waited, and the sound of her even breathing came from the other end of the phone. After a long time, she said:
"You said, if I were a book..."
Ning Chunyan protracted his voice, seeming a bit lazy, but Wang Zixu felt like lightning passed through his spinal cord, and his scalp was numb and painful.
These words are a metaphor made by the prince when he was flirting with Qiu Ge in disguise as the little prince. He was quite confident in this metaphor at the time. After all, at that time, he could read the text without adding any details. He had the character of Liu Yong Zhou Bangyan and was cheerful but not lewd. However, it was quite scary to say it to him from Ning Chunyan's mouth.
The first possibility he thought of was: It’s broken, I was exposed.
But his mouth is also extremely hard, so hard that even his whole body can be cremated after death. Only this mouth is worthy of being made into a specimen. Even if he is exposed, he will never admit it and will continue to pretend to be stupid to the end:
"Ah? What kind of book are you?"
Ning Chunyan’s tone made Wang Zixu seem to be able to see her suspicious almond-shaped eyes through the phone: “Don’t interrupt, I’m asking you, answer me seriously, if I were a book, how do you plan to read me?”
Wang Zixu made a sad face. What kind of virtue do these two people he knows have? In the early morning, I either asked him about his ego or his superego, or he said that he was a book.
“That depends on what kind of book you are.”
"What kind of book do you think I am?"
"I'm not sure, after all, I've only known you for a short time."
"It makes me sad when you say that."
Wang Zixu said: "I just think that this Such casual comparison of people to inorganic objects is a bit of an objectification. Only very frivolous people would make such comparisons. I don't want to compare you to a book, not at all." Ning Chunyan was anxious: "How can you be so romantic? It's just a metaphor."
Wang Zixu said: "Okay, I don't judge others at will, so I retract the preface and correct it, 'I don't want to compare you to a book, because it will make me feel frivolous'."
Ning Chunyan said impatiently: "Forget it, let this topic go. You repeat what I said next, ‘I am deeply afraid that I am not a beautiful jade, so I dare not study hard, but I half believe that I am a beautiful jade, so I don’t want to be mediocre and associate with rubble. ’
Hearing this, Wang Zixu fully understood. Not only did he understand how Ning Chunyan suspected him, but also how he leaked it, he secretly regretted it in his heart.
"What's wrong with this sentence? This sentence is from a short story, right? It seems to be written by... Atsushi Nakajima?" Wang Zixu said.
"Don't worry about that," Ning Chunyan's tone became arrogant, "Repeat it."
"I am deeply afraid that I am not a beautiful jade...Hey, how can I remember after hearing it only once? Say it again."
"Forget it," Ning Chunyan suddenly lost all interest and said in a unhappy tone, "Just think that I am over-hearted."
Wang Zixu seemed innocent: "What happened?"
"Nothing."
Ning Chunyan’s tone was not good. A woman's words cannot be trusted, especially "it's nothing". If you really believe "it's nothing", then things will be serious. After all, Wang Zixu was not very experienced, so he was fooled, mistakenly thinking that he was safe, and asked cautiously: "Then I die?"
This sentence finally triggered Ning Chunyan's emotions, and her complaints poured out like a flood:
"I just feel like I was fooled. I'm a bit doubtful whether you consider me a friend. I told you stupidly, and even the dirt on the soles of my feet were turned out like a sock, but you didn't tell me anything. Am I too proactive and cheap to make you think I'm not important? If so, don't contact me anymore. I'm sorry, I have my own reservations."
Cold sweat broke out on Wang Zixu’s back: “Hey, hey, what are you talking about?”
“Humph, some people know what I mean.”
Wang Zixu used his brain urgently.
According to his experience, if the wife loses her temper, she only needs to give her a small sum of money at the right time. But this method will definitely not work against Ning Chunyan, and may even anger her even more and make her furious: Xiao Ning, the owner of my Porsche car, has always given money to others. When did it become the turn of a mere prince to use money to bribe me?
Apart from this move, he really doesn’t have any special skills to coax girls. Even if there is one, it is not easy to use it on Ning Chunyan. If he really used arrogant means to coax her, wouldn't it be equivalent to admitting that he was a little prince?
Just when he was at his wits' end, the prince had an idea and opened the Wen'ai APP while talking on the phone. Sure enough, among the many invitations, he saw at a glance the solemn new message sent by Ning Chunyan last night:
[This time we have serious and important matters to discuss. This is really the last time I will chat with you. Please agree. 】
The little prince in a black trench coat walked out of the kitchen, took the phone from his hand with big strides, and said:
"There is no time to hesitate. You will be responsible for talking to her, and I will be responsible for chatting with her."
This statement sounds very surreal, but in this situation it turns out to be very reasonable. Wang Zixu nodded with a wry smile. The little prince stretched out his hands and made a picture frame in the air:
"Yes, keep it like this, dumbfounded and very weak, and then talk to her in this state."
Wang Zixu saw the little prince click on the dialog box for the Ning Chun Banquet, and typed vigorously on it:
【Didn’t I say not to say "the last time" again? I don't like it very much. As long as you are not dead and I am not dead, never say "last time". But let's talk about something serious you want to talk about first. If it was the end of the world, I might forgive you. 】
Wang Zixu watched the little prince input the message, and his arms were covered with goosebumps in the blink of an eye. Sometimes he still admired this person, and being frivolous to the extreme was another kind of true love. He opened his mouth and said to Ning Chunyan:
"How are you cheap? I am lucky to have friends like you. I dare not hide anything from you. It's just that you suddenly told me this today, which made me feel confused. What are you talking about?..."
Ning Chunyan sneered on the other end of the phone: "Huh, pretend, keep pretending. I'm not a fool, how can I do this again and again... Wait a minute."
The little prince has already clicked send. Wen'ai APP will send a vibration reminder after the invitation is accepted. Ning Chunyan finally found the little prince's reply. At this time, there was a panic on the other end of the phone. She should be checking the message.
Wang Zixu struck while the iron was hot and continued to pretend to be stupid: "Hey, what's wrong? What happened?"
Ning Chunyan's tone became thin and urgent, faintly and transparently. Looking a little shy:
“Wait a minute...”
After a while, the little prince received a new message:
【Then you ignored me for so long and you still said "don't say it for the last time". 】
This message seems to have no punctuation marks, but it seems that you can see Ning Chunyan's happy and angry face from this sentence.
The little prince quickly typed: [It is indeed my fault that we have not contacted you for so long. But let me defend myself: I have a heavy creative schedule, and after work, I really don’t have any extra time to spare to serve you. If possible, I want to face every user in the best possible light. Of course, so far, you are the only user I have faced. 】
The little prince finished typing such a long paragraph quickly. After sending it, Ning Chunyan probably read it into it, and the breathing on the other end of the phone became rapid.
Wang Zixu said to the phone: "Hey, are you still there?"
"Uh..." Ning Chunyan's absent-minded voice came from the other end of the phone, "I'm sorry, where did you just say?"
"Speaking of me fooling you, I think you are stupid, I think you are cheap... and so on is unheard of. The atrocities heard are really confusing. "
Ning Chunyan said: "Uh... think about it first."
"What are you thinking about?"
"Think about what you did wrong. You tell me first."
Her tone was obviously much more distant and perfunctory than before.不一会儿，秋歌那里回过来一条长长的消息：
【你不用当做工作来做啊，你这样说让我好自责啊，我不希望耽误你的时间，也不希望被看作是影响你的人。 You promise me that you don't have to be so reserved when talking to me in the future, just treat it as a normal chat without expending energy. If you don't want to chat anymore, you can just quit at any time. I absolutely don't blame you. 】
Wang Zixu rolled his eyes and rolled his eyes to the sky after watching this. Woman, your name is double standard. She said she wanted Wang Zixu to explain the problem, and typed so many words carefully with her hands. In fact, she didn't care about what he said at all, right?
Wang Zixu said: "Hey, I'm done, did you hear it?"
Ning Chunyan said: "Yeah, yeah, I heard it. I got it."
Wang Zixu said: "What did you hear? What happened next?"
Ning Chunyan Yan said: "Well, it seems that there is a little misunderstanding between us. So, tonight, we have a meal together, which can be regarded as turning hostility into friendship, and we will still be good friends in the future."
The little prince is still immersed in outputting tirelessly:
[You mean to tell me not to face you with a professional attitude? You are playing with fire. It's a big no-no to turn a work relationship into a personal one. 】
【It is said to be a working relationship, but you take orders from me alone, how can I treat this relationship as just a working relationship? Yeah, yeah, I understand, blame me for being too fanciful. 】
【I mean, it’s okay for me to play with fire with you. Just slightly unfair to me. ]
Qiu Ge was indeed fooled: [Where is it unfair? 】
The little prince: [I only have one customer like you, but you have many friends. Of course it's not fair. 】
Qiu Ge: [I haven’t clicked on anyone else for a long time! 】
The little prince: [But the initiative is in your hands, right? 】
Through the phone, Wang Zixu could hear that Ning Chunyan was breathing messily. He said, "Waiwai, you haven't spoken for a long time. I think you are a little distracted when talking to your friends, which hurts you."
Ning Chunyan was furious. He said badly: "What are you talking about? I'm just thinking about things."
"Isn't that just being absent-minded?"
On the other end of the phone, Ning Chunyan made an offensive female cat voice.
Wang Zixu suddenly felt that it was a bit too bad for him and the little prince to team up to tease her.
…
In the afternoon, Wang Zixu rode his bicycle to his father’s house in the north of the city.
Since the last time the red armband notified them to change their place of residence, Wang Zixu has been helping his father keep an eye on the new rental place. But it didn't go very well.
My father is a person who seems to be careless and cares about inexplicable aspects.
For example, when renting a house, he doesn’t think it’s miserable to live in a basement, but he thinks that if the rent exceeds 500, that means he’s out of his mind. It wasn’t because he felt uncomfortable spending too much money, he simply felt, “Why does that jerk landlord just sit there and collect so much money when he doesn’t do anything?”
He is indifferent to the failures in his life, but he hates the landlord for getting something for nothing. He was a jerk in every aspect of his life, and this wasn't the only one.
In fact, he was determined not to move away, mainly because he had a trace of luck hidden in his heart. He always felt that the law enforcement would not be so strict, and as long as he kept silent, he could naturally get over this incident. If he insists on moving, if he raises the flag of justice when the time comes, there will definitely be people who have the same appeal as him and follow the wind.
He has this kind of character. Otherwise, it wouldn't be such a failure.
Fortunately, Wang Zixu has found a way out. If his father's matter were to cause trouble, he would definitely be regarded as Gou Yingbiao's way of manipulating him.
When Wang Zixu arrived, his father was lying on the bed. He saw Wang Zixu kicking himself up, but failed to get up.
“You’re here?”
His father walked out holding his waist. Wang Zixu stopped the car and said, “I’m here to tell you something this time.”
“What’s the matter?”
“Our unit last time Didn't I go out to study for half a month? "Wang Zixu said, "I was chosen by the government to be assigned to the style discipline team, and I had to work in a different place for half a year. "My father said loudly, "I have to complain to the boss for so long. Isn't it convenient for me to come back and promote you?"
Wang Zixu said: “There is a business trip allowance.”
“That’s more or less the same.”
Wang Zixu said : "Well, our house has been left unoccupied for half a year, and it is not good for the house to be unpopular for too long. Why don't you go back and live there?" Hearing this, Comrade Wang Jianguo's expression changed instantly.
"Go back and do chicken feathers? Why are you going back to that place like crazy? I won't go, I'm disgusted when I see that place."
Comrade Wang Jianguo suddenly cursed and his face turned red. Wang Zixu smiled bitterly.
This was also what he expected.
That place condenses the painful memories of Comrade Wang Jianguo. Mentioning it touched his abscess, making him grimace in pain. This kind of conversation happened more than once, and Wang Zixu didn't even think about persuading him to obey.
“I expected you to say that, come on, take a look.” The prince waved a newspaper in the past.
(End of this chapter)