Chapter 195 I Can’t Lie to Chen Qingluo
After reading the book "Norwegian Wood", Wang Zixu suddenly realized how to make girls happy.
When he was a sophomore in high school, that book was quite popular in the class. Like most other high school sophomore boys, he did not understand the book. That book was not a textbook on how to seduce girls, but he suddenly had an idea while reading it. Unfortunately, Chen Qingluo had already transferred to another school at that time.
The reason why that book became popular in the class is a bit obscene - it is said that the book contains a lot of descriptions of sex scenes. So the boys flocked to sing the song to each other, and many girls even watched it secretly. Fortunately, everyone's confidentiality measures were in place and this book did not become a new banned book.
Wang Zixu also followed the trend and ran to watch it, but was disappointed - after being fed a bunch of non-extracurricular readings by Chen Qingluo in a humiliating way, in comparison, the material in "Norwegian Wood" was not the most powerful, and the quantity was not large.
They really like to make a fuss. Good-for-nothing guys. he thought.
However, he was still attracted by the book. The almost hippie lifestyle in the book shocked him greatly. Especially when he read the part where Watanabe and Nagazawa slept with more than 80 members of the opposite sex, he was quite shocked.
On the second day after finishing reading, when facing the girls in the class, he suddenly became eloquent with his witty remarks, making them tremble. In the words of Midoriko in the book, "I really like the way you talk, as if you have painted a wall beautifully."
This is what he learned from two unauthentic people, Watanabe and Nagasawa. From then on, as long as he wanted to, he could make the other person look charming.
The trick to doing this is: don’t treat the other person as an equal to yourself.
You can treat the other person as a baby, a kitten, a puppy, or a little fox. In short, don't treat yourself as someone who can be your equal.
Before reading that book, his knowledge of the opposite sex was ignorant. After all, before puberty, being among women would be looked down upon. Distance created awe, so he didn't understand women.
After reading about Watanabe and Nagazawa’s lust-hunting deeds, he was greatly shocked and at the same time became disenchanted with the opposite sex. Just like the mysterious Mona Lisa who reveals herself to be the village aunt after she unveils her veil.
Because of contempt, confidence was born; because of confidence, he could easily control the flow of the topic; as a result, he was very popular with girls.
Zuo Ziliang once said: Rather than being pleased, they want to be conquered.
This magical ability disappeared completely after his 24th birthday.
The more he uses this ability, the more he despises himself. It would be disingenuous to do so. The prerequisite for becoming a candidate for the Nobel Prize in Literature is sincerity.
This is the hidden reason why he is unwilling to reveal that he is the little prince: he chose to become the little prince out of helplessness, but the little prince's behavior is insincere.
He can deal with Ping An Younan, or he can deal with Ye Lan, but he will never do this in front of Chen Qingluo in his life. So he only didn't know how to face Chen Qingluo.
“First of all, we should be kind, and secondly, we should be honest.” Chen Qingluo said to him.
“Then we will never forget each other.” He helped complete this sentence.
……
Wang Zixu parked the car where Chen Qingluo said. I prepared my lines for half a night, but forgot them all the moment I saw her figure.
Chen Qingluo was wearing a white dress with a blue ribbon. Her dressing style is completely opposite to that of Ning Chunyan. It is a bit minimalist. This dress may be her most fancy one.
She walked over silently, got in the car, sat down in the passenger seat, put her hands on her legs, and then said:
"Let's go."
The prince started the car cautiously, and held the steering wheel with his hands, which were shaking a little. In order to avoid showing timidity in front of her, he quickly retracted, turned around and said:
"Seat belt."
Maybe it was because his vocal cords were shaking a little, and his voice was too low, so Chen Qingluo didn't hear it, and she still sat there solemnly. He repeated it again, and Chen Qingluo was startled and reached for the seat belt.
I don’t know if it was an illusion, but Chen Qingluo’s hands seemed to be shaking a little. It took her a while, but the seat belt was not even aligned with the buttonhole, which made Wang Zixu anxious.
He reached out and pointed, and just as he was about to help her, Chen Qingluo suddenly raised her head: "Are you a little nervous?"
"Ah? No, no."
"You are stuttering and stuttering, but you are not nervous?... No, I was, was infected by you."
"...I, I'm not nervous."
After a while of chaos, the car finally got on the road, and the two people in the car finally calmed down.
But it’s a bit too peaceful.
Chen Qingluo remained as still as a mountain, and Wang Zixu remained silent. An uncomfortable silence formed in the car, and the air circulation system could hardly move the heavy air in the car.
After pondering for a long time, Wang Zixu finally spoke, but he stuttered again as soon as he opened his mouth.
“Before you go do, can you, can you go somewhere with me first?”
“Yes.”
"Because, because..." Wang Zixu was still struggling to make up an excuse, and then he realized that Chen Qingluo only said "hmm".
“You agree?”
Chen Qingluo looked at him and nodded: “I have no interest in listening to the stuttering words.”
Wang Zixu thought she was angry, but she said, "It's hard to make up an excuse. Just go if you want."
"It's not an excuse, it's true." Wang Zixu suddenly became more articulate.
“Then tell me your excuse first.”
“There is a place that requires two people to go to get a discount. I want to buy something.”
"Zero excuse."
"...It's true."
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“Is it Ning Chunyan’s idea?”
“Uh…”
Wang Zixu was silent.
He suddenly realized that facing Chen Qingluo, he couldn't lie at all.
Her clear eyes seemed to be able to see through him at a glance.
Chen Qingluo glanced at him with cold eyes:
"Stop lying, I can see through you at a glance."
Why do you even know what I am thinking? !
Chen Qingluo added: "Because you are so good at guessing."
Wang Zixu pressed his temples with his hands. He now really suspected that Chen Qingluo had the ability to read minds. Your thoughts flow out from this acupuncture point, right? Let me block it for you.
"How did you do it? You wouldn't have installed a bug on me, would you? You make me scared."
Chen Qingluo said impatiently: "Is there a need to wiretap? You are just as stupid as you were in high school. You haven't changed at all. As long as you master the way you think, you will know what you want to do."
Wang Zixu asked: "When did you master my way of thinking?"
"Yesterday Ningchun Banquet and you disappeared, and in the evening Ningchun Banquet went to buy wine to celebrate. You must have gone to solicit sponsorship yesterday, right?"
"Yes."
"Then Ningchun Banquet Yan taught you a few tricks, such as the consumption trap of giving discounts only for two people. Maybe the store is where she sponsored it, right? ”
“That’s right!”
“When you called me yesterday, you had an excuse, but I hung up before you could tell me. ”
"You are really too smart." Wang Zixu sighed.
"You still wore gray striped underwear when you went out today."
"?? How did you figure this out by mastering my thinking mode? You really can read minds, right, you witch!"
Chen Qingluo's eyes curled up and she smiled happily.
Thinking on the bright side, at least she is not angry with him anymore.
…
Ms. Chen Qingluo is too smart, sometimes so smart that it’s unbearable. I’m afraid not two people in the world can stand in front of her for three minutes.
But Wang Zixu was quite happy along the way, which can be regarded as a kind of Zhou Yu's yellow cover.
Although Miss Chen Qingluo refused to listen to Wang Zixu’s excuse, she was still willing to go to “the shop in the consumerism trap” with him.
(End of this chapter)