Originally, Lu Yin planned to go to school earlier today, but Qin Xiaoxiao's actions made him hesitate.
He also specially found some bamboo and made a fence around the ten thousand year old vine.
He believed that this stupid kid Qin Xiaoxiao would definitely come again tomorrow morning.
At the same time, Bai Miao started preparing to open a store after returning yesterday, so the breakfast stall did not come out. She originally wanted to make breakfast for Qin Xiaoxiao, but she disappeared in the blink of an eye. When she walked to Lu Yin's yard, she took a look...
Bai Miao curiously asked, "Lu Yin, what are you doing this for? Do you want to plant more flowers and plants or raise chickens and ducks?"
Lu Yin glanced at Qin Xiaoxiao who was eating noodles on the other side, sorted out his words, and said, "Build a toilet."
He estimated that if he told Bai Miao the truth, Qin Xiaoxiao would be beaten severely when he went back.
"What kind of toilet are you building here?" Bai Miao just asked gossiping without thinking much about it.
"It's more convenient." Lu Yin smiled and did not explain.
"Xiaoxiao! Mommy will take you to school later. Don't always go to your brother Lu Yin's house for food." After the last parent-teacher meeting, Bai Miao also began to care about Qin Xiaoxiao's mental health.
Qin Xiaoxiao pecked his little head. He didn't dare to raise his head, and his little face was even redder.
"Huh? Xiaoxiao, why are your face so red? Are you sick?" Bai Miao touched Qin Xiaoxiao's forehead, but he didn't have a high fever.
Although Qin Xiaoxiao is young, she vaguely feels that if her mother knows what she just did, she might be beaten...
But if she doesn't tell her mother, will she become a bad child?
‐ Bai Miao was speechless for a long time because Sister Wei asked me to take care of the fairy grass, and fairies will grow in the future .
"Lu Yin, don't spoil her! How can this be like this? You even built a toilet for her?" Bai Miao resisted the urge to spank Qin's little butt, but he should also tell Lu Yin that this child should not be spoiled.
Lu Yin smiled while making the fence: "Being entrusted by others, loyal to others, keeping true to one's word, making mistakes, and having the courage to admit it, I feel there is nothing wrong!"
Wei Baobao, this little guy will take care of you from now on. I originally planned to get you some fertilizer, but it seems that there is no need for it.
Lu Yin went directly to school after building a fence.
He used his consciousness to glance at the bedroom, and found that Ye Qingqing had already forgotten all sleep and food, and was seriously studying the alchemy he had written.
This is also a gratifying thing.
He did not bother Ye Qingqing and let her study at home.
Lu Yin came to the school and saw that many teachers had resigned and many students had dropped out.
In the past, teachers went to work for a salary, and students went to class to get a good diploma and then find a good job.
But now the whole world has changed.
How much money can you earn from working?
Since it is true to cultivate immortality, does that mean that you can fly with a sword, turn stones into gold, or even live forever?
In today's era, there are many fantasy novels on the Internet, as well as many film and television works about cultivating immortals, and various legends.
If you can become an immortal, you can change your ordinary life. From then on, you can become an existence like those in the novels about cultivating immortals, and your life will reach its peak.
It is precisely because of this that all kinds of fantasy novels, as well as books about the Book of Changes and Bagua, and Qi Men Dun Jia, have become very popular.
Ordinary people also try to achieve immortality through these books.
Lu Yin walked into the dormitory. Zhou Yuan and the others were all reading, but suddenly they all stood up and stared at Lu Yin.
"What are you looking at me for?" Lu Yin could probably guess what they wanted to do, but he still let them say it themselves.
"Brother Lu, tell us, are you an immortal cultivator?" Zhou Yuan was extremely excited. They had wanted to call Lu Yin before.
But after thinking about it, if Lu Yin didn't even come back, it must be because he didn't want to teach them. Calling to ask seemed insincere.
Another thing is that when Lu Yin first came to their dormitory, they all wanted to drive Lu Yin away!
Lu Yin later helped them a lot.
So they discussed it together. If Lu Yin came back, they would inquire first. As for whether Lu Yin would teach them or not, it would depend on Lu Yin's mood.
Lu Yin raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "What? You want to learn?"
"This..." Zhou Yuan rubbed his hands and smiled, "Of course I want to learn this! But can anyone learn to cultivate immortality?"
Lu Yin groaned. After a moment, he smiled and said: "Theoretically, as long as you are not too stupid, you can learn it, but to what extent you can learn it depends on your own ability."
Everyone has innate Qi, and the innate Qi can guide the acquired Qi. Theoretically speaking, everyone can practice it.
But that is always a theoretical thing.
Many people spend their entire lives unable to sense their innate Qi. Naturally, they cannot guide their acquired Qi and cannot refine it.
This is also why those cultivating sects require people who can sense Qi to recruit disciples.
Also, the younger you are, the more abundant your innate energy is, so there is an age limit for accepting disciples.
Given Zhou Yuan's age, it was very difficult for them to be able to sense the innate energy. Lu Yin only planned to give them a chance, and it was impossible to pass on the skills he passed on to Ye Qingqing.
"Brother Lu, can you teach us?" Tian Guang was more direct and asked, "If I cultivate immortality, can I lose weight?"
Lu Yin looked at Tian Guang meaningfully and said with a smile: "It's okay to teach you, but I don't know if I can lose weight."
Zhou Yuan glared at Tian Guang: "Fat man, your brain circuit is a bit too novel. Are you cultivating immortality just to lose weight?" Tian Guang opened a bottle of Coke, raised his neck and drank it all in one gulp: "If it is not to lose weight, what is the point of cultivating immortality?"
The entire dormitory was silent.
Lu Yin could only pat him on the shoulder and sighed: "I think you are right! I really can't find a reason to refute it. I hope you can lose weight successfully."
" Let's go! Go to the bookstore." When Lu Yin came to school, he had already placed a piece of Qi training method written in sheepskin and in running script.
Under normal circumstances, Xiaozhuan would have to be used anyway, but he was afraid that these three guys wouldn't be able to recognize it, and he would have to translate it in the end.
The bookstore has been closed for several days, and now Lu Yin opened the door.
"Wait a minute." Lu Yin said, pulling out a book from the bookshelf and throwing it on the table.
Zhou Yuan couldn't close his mouth and exclaimed: "What the hell?!"
Chen Ping also said, "Isn't it right? This can also cultivate immortality?"
Tian Guang suddenly said: "Is it possible to become a saint through literature?"
< br/> Zhou Yuan also said: "I know this. After you reach a certain level of practice, you can kill the enemy with just one sentence."
Chen Ping also secretly said: "No wonder I couldn't understand Mr. Xu's books before. It turns out that he is also a cultivator of immortality, and every word contains the great ways of heaven and earth."
Lu Yin looked at them as if they were mentally retarded: "What are you talking about?"
He opened the book and pulled out the parchment secret written inside.
"This is what I want you to learn!" Lu Yin felt that their imagination was really rich enough. They were already imagining things like speaking and following the law before they even started.
"Ah, this..." Zhou Yuan scratched his head in embarrassment after seeing the sheepskin secret book, "I thought Brother Lu asked us to read this book. We've read it before!"
Lu Yin chuckled: "If you want to read it, you can read it, there's no harm in it!"
"What's so interesting here? Let's see how to cultivate immortality!" After Zhou Yuan finished speaking, the three of them had already sat in a row and started reading the Qi Refining Technique written by Lu Yin.
"Read it for yourselves, and don't ask me. It's all up to you to understand these things. If you understand, you'll understand. If you don't understand, there's no point in asking."
Lu Yin doesn't plan to accept any more disciples. It's already very good to write such a book on Qi refining. Naturally, it's impossible to explain anything to them.
"Brother Lu, you are willing to share this kind of secret book with your brothers. If you have any use for us in the future, just say it." Zhou Yuan spoke very nicely, and Chen Ping and Tian Guang also nodded.
Tian Guang couldn't speak, so he followed up and said, "Me too!" Lu Yin waved his hands with a smile and said, "Practice hard. In three days, the major immortal sects will begin to accept disciples. If you can't feel your innate energy by then, then they probably won't accept you."
Become a villain?
Lu Yin raised the corner of his mouth. It shouldn't be possible. If he could become the villain, wouldn't Ouyang Yu and Yuan Haoran be embarrassed?
The three-day period has not yet come.
The next afternoon, Zhou Yuan and the others sent a message to Lu Yin.
"Brother Lu, the three of us are all feeling Qi."
Lu Yin was currently taking a test on Ye Qingqing's alchemy skills. When he saw the news, he replied: "Just wait and sign up tomorrow."
Then he ignored it.
Lu Yin has done enough for Zhou Yuan and others.
"Master, I have written it all down." Ye Qingqing sat opposite Lu Yin, her eyebrows curved into crescent moons.
Lu Yin was noncommittal, leaning on his old man's chair, reading a physics book, and nodding from time to time. He felt that modern physics and chemistry were already perfect.
·Technology really can’t defeat immortality?
That’s not necessarily the case!
Look at Xiong Qingyuan doing a great job.
"Just remember it. Do you still want me to praise you?" Lu Yin raised his eyelids and glanced at Ye Qingqing. Don't you realize that your qualifications are so poor?
In some cases, the cutie is the harmonized sound of curse words.
"Goose goose! You really compliment me!" Ye Qingqing smiled exaggeratedly, "I think you're pretty cute too."
Lu Yin slowly closed the book, stood up, and said, "Let's go! I'll buy you an alchemy furnace."
"Alchemy furnace? Where can I buy such a thing?" Ye Qingqing paused and asked, "Antique market?"
Lu Yin almost laughed out loud, how stupid is Ye Qingqing?
Something like an alchemy furnace must be engraved with talismans and seals, and it must be consecrated.
Can you find it in the antique market?
What a joke!
"They cultivators recently opened a market. There should be some places where you can exchange things for things." Lu Yin casually took out a small jade bottle and threw it to Ye Qingqing, "If there is something suitable, use this to exchange."
Ye Qingqing hurriedly took the jade bottle and played with it in his hand: "This bottle is beautiful! Is it also some kind of sacred object? Is it like the one in Journey to the West, where anyone who calls his name will be sucked in as long as he agrees."
"The kind that turns into thick water after a few hours?" Ye Qingqing clicked his tongue, "It's a bit of a loss to exchange this kind of thing for an alchemy furnace!"
Lu Yin finally couldn't help but stretched out his hand and knocked her chestnut: "Are you stupid?! There is an elixir in it!"
"Ah!" Ye Qingqing cried out in pain and took a breath of cold air, mist rising in his eyes as he looked at Lu Yin pitifully, "Don't knock me stupid."
"Heh!" Lu Yin was too lazy to say anything. , glanced at the fence in the corner of the yard, and said, "First turn over the fertilizer that Xu Diandian applied. I'll wait for you outside."
Lu Yin finished speaking and walked out.
Ye Qingqing put on a mask and started to turn over the soil. She was originally very depressed, but when she thought that this mysterious vine was Wei Baobao's future body, she suddenly became inexplicably excited. She couldn't help but giggle while turning the soil.
She even thought with some malice, whether Baobao Wei would smell bad even after he reshaped his body in the future?
By plowing the soil for her like this, can I tell her confidently in the future: "Qin Xiaoxiao and I fed you with shit and urine."
Thinking of this, Ye Qingqing let out another goose call excitedly.
"Well! She won't really be knocked unconscious, right?" Lu Yin heard the devilish laughter coming from the yard and fell into deep thought.
I have never seen anyone dig so happily.
After about ten minutes, Ye Qingqing finally came out.
Lu Yin looked at her with a strange look and asked: "Are you tired?"
Ye Qingqing took off her mask and showed a meaningful smile at the corner of her mouth: "You're not tired, leave this job to me from now on."
“As long as you like it.” What else could Lu Yin say? Such a weird hobby is really rare!