At the store, while waiting to pick up the food, the boss was cursing while packing.
"This platform is broken. Customers still use coupons after getting discounts, so I have to repay the order!"
I also know that some rules of the platform are really confusing, and many merchants cannot make any money at all.
"Boss, if it doesn't work, just exit the platform." I advised casually.
The boss sighed, but the movement of his hand did not stop: "Refunded? If you return the order, you will lose half of the order in the store!"
He shook his head with a wry smile and handed me the packed meal.
To put it bluntly, these businesses are working for the platform, barely making a little extra money every month, which is enough to subsidize the rent, water and electricity.
I have been delivering food for so long, and I have only seen a few businesses that can really make money through the platform.
Hitchhikers are not much better. The rules of the platform are full of pitfalls and fines are often issued.
Last month I was inexplicably deducted 700 to 800 yuan, and it was useless to appeal.
After taking the meal from the boss, I looked at my phone and started racing against time again.
These days, both merchants and riders are working as cheap labor for the platform.
I took the meal to the billiard room, where several young men with dyed yellow hair were playing ball.
"Who is the Golden Retriever Lion King? Your takeaway has arrived!" I shouted at the top of my voice.
Everyone in the billiard room turned to look at me. Before the customer could respond, a familiar voice came from the corner: "Oh, it's Brother Hao!"
It was only then that I noticed Xiaorou, Xiaomei and Xiaoai, the three little girls sitting in the corner.
Xiaomei's waving action at me aroused the dissatisfaction of one of the little yellow hairs. He looked at Xiaomei sideways: "Do you know him?"
"We had a drink together last time!" Xiaomei answered without thinking.
I didn't pay attention to their conversation and continued to ask: "Who is the Golden Retriever Lion King?"
The little Huangmao who just spoke lifted up his T-shirt, revealing his bony chest, and swayed in front of me: "I am."
I handed over the takeaway: "Your takeout."
Unexpectedly, instead of answering, he glared at me fiercely: "I fucked your uncle, did you fuck my girlfriend?"
"Golden Retriever Lion King, what nonsense are you talking about! Brother Chen never beat me!" Xiaomei rushed up to save me.
Why did this sound so awkward? I touched my nose in embarrassment.
The Golden Retriever Lion King looked disappointed: "Fuck, you told me earlier, I wanted to blackmail him into taking out a meal."
The brain circuits of this group of people are really strange, and they dare to say anything.
I took a look at the takeaway they ordered. The set meal cost 18 yuan. It was probably crowdfunded.
After delivering the takeout, I quickly walked out of the pool room. As soon as I took out my phone to check out my next order, the screen lit up. It was a message from Xiaomei:
"Brother Chen, I'm so sorry just now~ I'll give you a room next time!"
I quickly deleted this message. If the two women at home saw it, something big would happen.
Little girls today really don’t speak lightly or seriously, and they dare to make such jokes.
After blocking Xiaomei, I got on the electric donkey and rushed to the next food delivery location.
When passing by a familiar alley, I immediately saw Zhang Guangtian’s electric car parked under a tree.
He was squatting on the curb, holding an eight-inch cake in his hand, and his mouth was full of cream.
I slowed down the car and shouted to him: "Brother, it's your birthday again?"
He looked up and saw it was me, grinning: "That's a must!"
I said "You have your third birthday this month, right?" I knew him too well, and he must have dropped the guest's cake because he was riding too wildly.
"Hey, do you want a bite?" Zhang Guangtian walked towards me holding up the piece of cake that looked like it had been chewed.
I turned the accelerator and accelerated away: "Enjoy it yourself!"
In this world, you really can't laugh at people casually, so today I took an order to deliver a cake.
It bumped slightly when I passed the speed bump. When I got there, I opened it and saw that a round cake turned into a heart shape for me.
In this case, you can only consider yourself unlucky and pay for it.
Fortunately, it was only a six-inch small cake and it wasn’t too expensive, so I just took it home.
Su Yan came over as soon as she entered the door: "Chen Hao, which trash can did you pick such an ugly cake from?"
She looked at the crooked cake on the table with disgust.
"Stop talking nonsense, just tell me whether you want to eat it or not." I took off the transparent cover on the cake.
"The food has been so good lately, I've gained weight and I need to lose weight." Su Yan said this, but her eyes never left the cake.
I looked her up and down. She was just over 1.6 meters tall and weighed 110 pounds. She was just right.
There is flesh where there should be flesh, and it is just right for holding in my arms. I like this kind of figure best.
I deliberately cut a piece of cake: "If you don't eat it, I'll solve it all."
"I'll get the plate, leave some for me." Su Yan turned and went to the kitchen.
Xiaoyu doesn't eat sweets at night, so I cut a piece for Han Mengyao. The girl is 1.7 meters tall and probably doesn't even weigh a hundred pounds. She is too thin.
Su Yan asked me vaguely while eating the cake: "Have you encountered anything interesting while delivering food today?"
The most "interesting" thing today was meeting the three little girls and breaking the cake into shape.
It is hard to say either of these two things. I can only tell you what happened a few days ago:
“During the holidays a few days ago, I received 8 orders of adult products, 5 orders of condoms, and only 1 order of food. I gave priority to that order of food.”
Su Yan asked innocently: "Why did you send food first?"
"Everyone else was still on a date, so he ordered food. I guess he was really hungry."
Su Yan rolled her eyes at me: "Do you think everyone is like you, thinking about that kind of thing all day long?"
After I finished arguing with Su Yan, I was going to wash up and go to bed. Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the bathroom door, he saw Han Mengyao sitting on the toilet, with two long white legs exposed under her nightgown.
"I'm sorry! I didn't know there was someone inside!" I hurriedly slammed the door.
The most troublesome thing about living under the same roof with three girls is fighting for the bathroom.
After about ten minutes, Han Mengyao slowly opened the bathroom door.
I turned sideways and smelled a faint scent of shower gel.
As soon as I stepped into the bathroom, I saw several pieces of underwear hanging on the hooks. The arrogant D-cup size and burgundy color, who else could it belong to besides Su Yan?
"This damn girl, I have to talk about her tomorrow."
I returned to the room, and as soon as I lay down on the bed, Su Yan sent me messages as usual to harass me.
"Guess what I'm wearing now?" The message ended with a smirking emoji.
I guessed several styles she often wears, but Su Yan always replied that I was wrong.
"I can't guess, just announce the answer." I replied perfunctorily.
“You’re so stupid. I couldn’t guess right after taking so long. Is there a possibility that I’m not wearing anything?” Su Yan had an angry expression.