Chapter 25 Canteen Rules
"What a weirdo." Wei Liang muttered in a low voice, "Then let's see for ourselves! Hey, Lao Lin, what's wrong with you?"
He was about to poke Lin Yi, but found that Lin Yi kept opening the "Canteen Rules", but the focus of his eyes was not on the "Canteen Rules".
Lin Yi raised his head in confusion and said, "Liangzi, look at this notice board again."
"The first article, "It is forbidden to enter the canteen outside the opening hours" is easy to understand, but what the hell is the second article, "It is forbidden to enter the canteen during abnormal weather."
Wei Liang understood what Lin Yi meant. There is a provision in the student code:
【Our school is located in the suburbs. If you encounter unusual weather such as rain, fog, etc. on campus, please ignore Rule 4, find the nearest building as quickly as possible to avoid the weather, and wait until the weather returns to normal before leaving. 】
"Do you think the canteen rules conflict with the student rules?" he asked.
Lin Yi nodded slightly: "The student code says that when encountering abnormal weather, we need to go to the nearest building to take shelter at all costs. What if the building closest to us is the cafeteria?"
"We arrived at the cafeteria, and the sign clearly stated that entering the cafeteria is prohibited during abnormal weather... At this time, can we enter the cafeteria?"
“Emmm...Old Lin, the question you raised is very constructive. If I had to say it forcefully, I think it should be...” Wei Liang thought about it carefully, and then uttered two words seriously, “Rujin.”
Lin Yi's mouth twitched fiercely: "What the hell do you mean...'Rujin'?"
Wei Liang said: "It means you can't get in."
Lin Yi clenched his fists, really wanting to give Wei Liang Bangbang two fists.
"Oh, don't think so much!" Wei Liang said optimistically, "This kind of situation is extremely rare. Even if we really want to do it, we have to wait until we encounter it."
"Besides, I have ways to avoid risks!"
"Oh?!" Lin Yi's eyes lit up, "What method?"
Wei Liang smiled mysteriously: "Every time we finish our meal, we go to the canteen to buy him a roll of biscuits, plus three to five breads and a few bottles of water, which is probably two or three meals of rations." Canteen, like what happened yesterday, wouldn't it be nice to have dinner and breakfast for the next day in the dormitory or classroom? "
"Holy shit..." Before Lin Yi could say anything, Xu Shunkang and Xie Huayang staggered and looked at Wei Liang with outrageous eyes.
"Awesome, awesome, you've finally figured out this canteen rule..."
Lin Yi was speechless for a moment, but felt that Wei Liang's statement seemed reasonable, so he couldn't help but ask: "So this is how you spent your time last time?"
"No more!" Wei Liang shook his head regretfully and sighed, "When I came here last time, the canteen was not open very much. I hope it will be open today!"
When talking about the canteen, Wei Liang's eyes flashed with a strange and imperceptible look, and although his tone was a bit playful, it was more like he didn't want to say more.
"Okay..." Lin Yi glanced at his watch.
11:19.
It was getting late, so he put aside the notice board for the time being, lowered his head and read the "Canteen Rules":
"[S City University Canteen Rules]"
"Your correct action in the cafeteria should be: Enter the first floor of the cafeteria from the [student passage] and queue up to eat. After finishing your meal, immediately return from the [student passage] to leave the cafeteria.
As long as you abide by this rule, you will safely solve the problem of food and clothing during the experience."
Lin Yi was stunned when he saw this.
He read this sentence back and forth several times, still unable to believe the authenticity of this sentence.
"Just enter the first floor of the cafeteria from the [student passage] to eat, and leave the cafeteria immediately after eating?"
"Is it that simple?"
"It is definitely not that simple to know the facts with your butt. Only a fool will take this first sentence as the truth."
Lin Yi shook his head secretly and was about to look down, when he suddenly heard Wei Liang muttering to himself -
"It's still that simple! Just like last time, hey hey hey, steady..."
He then glared at Wei Liang viciously, "You bright boy, don't try to break my heart!"
He looked down:
"...But this restaurant has taken various emergencies into consideration and has specially expanded the following rules. For the safety of your life and property, please strictly abide by the following rules:
1. The cafeteria has three floors, namely the first floor, the first floor and the second floor. All floors are not locked, but are only open to the public from 5:40 to 8:00, 10:40 to 13:20, and 16:00 to 20:00 every day. Students are not allowed to enter during other times. "
"If you see people coming in and out during the rest of the time, just ignore them, and never remind them that they are going the wrong way out of good intentions."
"2. When students enter and leave the canteen, please take the [student passage] to the restaurant on the first floor (there are clear student passage signs at the entrance and exit of the passage). Do not take the [staff passage], let alone passages without any signs."
"If you find someone entering an aisle other than the [Student Passage], and there is a security guard nearby, you can inform the security immediately, or you can choose to ignore it."
"If you choose to report the security, please leave the cafeteria immediately after the report is completed, and never stay, let alone have any curiosity about the security's next actions. "
“Be wary of those who invite you to go through other channels. They have evil thoughts towards you. Reject them and try to remember their appearance. Keep a safe distance and be highly vigilant when you meet them in the future. They will not give up on those who refuse the invitation.”
"3. The lighting in the student cafeteria area is turned on 24 hours a day, do not enter areas without light."
"Stay away from the darkness of the cafeteria."
"Once the lights in the student cafeteria flash, please immediately! Immediately! Leave the cafeteria through the [student passage] at all costs!"
"A canteen with lights off is different from a classroom, and there is no safe area!"
"4. Canteen employees have uniform uniforms. They wear white chef suits and blue bibs, and wear name tags."
"Canteen employees all stay in the employee activity area and meal purchase window, and will not appear in the student restaurant area. Once you find an employee in the restaurant area, please ignore him."
"5. Except when you need to swipe your student ID card to pay for meals and make purchases at the canteen, please keep your student ID card at all other times and do not let it appear in public view."
"There are no employees with green bibs in the cafeteria. If you encounter an employee with a green bib who questions your student status and asks you to show your student ID card, please refuse or just ignore it."
“6. There are a total of 9 food purchase windows on the first and second floors of the canteen. They have a variety of dishes, but they do not provide any food with tomato elements. If you find such food at the food purchase window, please do not buy it.”
"Pour unfinished meals directly into the recycling bin. Packing and taking away is prohibited. If an employee asks you if you need to pack food, or accuses you of wasting food, please ignore it. Remember, all cafeteria employees will not appear in the student cafeteria area (this sentence is bold and underlined)."
8. When purchasing food, if you find that an employee wearing a blue bib has added tomato-based food to your meal, please do not remind him that he has made a mistake (the word "don't" has an emphasis). 」
posit "But after you take the plate, please go directly to the tableware recycling area and pour all the food into the recycling bin, and then go to other food purchase windows to purchase meals." Inform the class teacher behind the teaching building.
9. There is no meal purchase window No. 10 in the canteen. If you see it, please ignore it.』
“10. When queuing up to buy food and eating, do not pay attention to any communication requests from strangers around you. If you are traveling with someone else, please focus on communicating with him and ignore any abnormal situations from around you.”
h When you hear an abnormal noise coming from window No. 10, please hold your student ID card in your hand immediately, find the [Student Passage] and leave immediately. "
"When you leave, if you find that you are being watched by an employee with a green bib, and he starts to move quickly towards you, please judge whether to go to the [Student Passage] or the canteen based on your position."
“Before you enter the [student passage] or arrive at the canteen, don’t stop, don’t look back, and don’t respond to his call, even though you feel that he is about to catch up with you.” Throw it away anywhere (this sentence is underlined)! )."
"12. There is a canteen in the cafeteria, but it is not recommended to enter for shopping unless necessary."
"Due to its location, the canteen can serve as a [student passage] for you to leave when necessary, but to do so, you must purchase at least one item in the canteen."
"Only ready-to-eat food and daily necessities are sold in the canteen. Never buy other things, especially "student commemorative coins"!"
"13. At any time, ignore the abnormal noises from the first floor below the cafeteria, even if you hear a call to your name."
"It is prohibited to go inside the cafeteria except for the student restaurant area. All other areas, especially the first floor below the cafeteria. "
"14. If you accidentally violate the above rules, please leave through the [Student Channel] as soon as possible, and then immediately enter the [Staff Channel] and ask for help from the blue bib staff (note that it is a blue bib instead of a green bib, and wearing a name tag) or security. You must show your student ID in advance before asking for help."
"At any time, please absolutely! Unconditionally! Trust! Security! (This sentence has an unusually eye-catching bold underline mark)"
15. If you are unable to leave the canteen after violating the above rules, please go to the canteen and persist until the canteen owner appears. Tell him about the problems you encountered and follow all the arrangements he gives you. "
"As long as you abide by the above rules, this canteen will provide you with a safe dining environment during the opening period. I wish you a happy meal!"
After reading it briefly, Lin Yi's first impression was that of order amid chaos.
Each of the 15 rules seems to be very easy to follow and understand when taken individually, but once put together, there seem to be a lot of blind spots in the rules.
And the simple "opinion" originally written at the top of the canteen rules does not seem to be that simple to achieve perfectly.
Judging from the canteen rules, when they cross the line on the notice board, the entire process from entering the canteen, to queuing up for food, eating, and finally leaving the canteen is full of unpredictable factors.
Eating a meal is like fighting a war, you never know when you will step on thunder.
But Lin Yi and Wei Liang had no chance to clear the mines. Once they stepped on the mines, they would explode on the spot.
Lin Yi also discovered the most critical problem - the canteen owner.
If we look at it according to the student code:
【If you see someone who claims to be the owner of a canteen, please leave the canteen immediately. 】
And according to the canteen rules, the canteen owner is another person who can provide help to students.
h "So you are obviously meeting the same person, but you can have two completely different options due to different prerequisites?"
h "Under normal circumstances, when you see the canteen owner, you should leave immediately."
"But when he broke the rules and couldn't leave, he had to take the initiative to find the owner of the canteen..."
"Why is this?"
h The results of the two conflicts made him greatly puzzled.
Furthermore, Lin Yi also discovered an extremely serious issue - security was only mentioned once in the canteen rules.
"The security guards will not enter the canteen."
This was Lin Yi's first guess.
"But...why is this?"
After reading the canteen rules, Lin Yi's forehead was filled with question marks.
Just when doubts continued to arise in Lin Yi's heart, Wei Liang first closed the canteen rules, took a deep breath and said, "I've finished reading, Old Lin, have you finished reading?"
Lin Yi looked at Wei in surprise. Liang: "You finished reading it so quickly?"
Wei Liang asked back: "That's all, haven't you finished reading it yet?"
"Liangzi..." Lin Yi hesitated, "You didn't think at all when you were reading?"
Wei Liang cast a contemptuous look and said with great pride: "Old Lin, is this the first day you know that I don't like to use my brain?"
Lin Yi put his forehead in shame and said speechlessly: "No...why can you say this so confidently?"
Wei Liang smiled sarcastically, put the canteen rules away in his trouser pocket, and then said: "Oh, there are a lot of strange things in this campus, just take a step at a time!"
"Besides, I'm starving right now. Even if you want to start a passionate brainstorm, you have to wait until you're full, right?"
Lin Yi couldn't resist Wei Liang, so he had to put away the canteen rules and said helplessly: "Then let's go eat first."
"Bingo! That's right, let's go!" Wei Liang said excitedly.
At this moment, he suddenly saw something and couldn't help but muttered: "Huh? That person looks familiar! Oh my god, why is it her?!"
Lin Yixun looked up, and then a chill ran up his spine!
I saw a female classmate wearing a sailor suit and a pink cartoon cat hairpin appearing on the campus road not far away.
Surprisingly, it was the girl who took the same blue bus to the campus with them yesterday!
Thanks to the book friend "20200809213802296" for the reward! !
(End of this chapter)