Chapter 31 Thought Storm
Lin Yi was even more puzzled, but he suddenly heard some other sounds from this strange cry, which seemed to be...
"Old Lin, we are surrounded..."
Lin Yi was stunned, and his eyes narrowed into slits in real time.
He slowed down his eating speed and was distracted by the strange sound Wei Liang made, and then he gradually became convinced that the voice was indeed Zaishan——
"Golelimumum beguluguala (Old Lin, we are surrounded)" ..."
should want to look at the cell phone.
Another fucking trick!
Yes, I don't feel very good)!"
I don't know if it's out of respect for Lin Yi's understanding of this encrypted call trick, or because of something else...
Wei Liang was obviously stunned when he heard Lin Yi's words.
Then, an encrypted call began to appear...
plea gua gua ?
【——(Considering that the word "water" will appear, all the modal particles such as "jirgulu" in the encrypted call will be omitted except for a few key sentences. Instead, brackets will be used to write the encrypted part of the sentence. Everyone can make up their own minds about the slurred image of talking while eating soup. Because it is "encrypted", the imagination is a little more exaggerated than normal) (I am too conscientious.)——]
Lin Yi quickly comforted him: "(Liang Zi, I know you are panicking, but don't panic first...)" "(Old Lin, how do you know I'm in a panic right now?)"
"(Old Lin, Old Lin, are you saying that those guys who are not quite right in the classroom came to eat in the cafeteria?)"
His mouth is like a machine for frying chestnuts. The rice mixed with the air in his mouth creates the illusion that chestnuts are being fried.
"Oh?" Wei Liang's words made Lin Yi feel shocked and cold. If it weren't for this reminder, he would have forgotten that those guys might also appear in the cafeteria!
Lin Yi's mind immediately showed those stiff figures standing like tombstones, but he immediately shook his head - yes or no, he couldn't think about this matter!
"(Don't think about them yet, Liangzi! Eat first! We're not sure who is sitting next to you yet!)"
He was afraid that Wei Liang would also think subconsciously, so he quickly spoke up to disperse his thoughts.
“(What should we do now?)” Wei Liang asked. Lin Yi gritted his teeth and continued the encrypted call: "Quack. (Eat first.)"
But Wei Liang didn't recognize the pronunciation for a while, so he repeated doubtfully: "Quack?"咚Wow! ! (Quack, quack, I didn’t understand!!)"
Wei Liang was confused, an angry expression popped up on his forehead, and he continued angrily: "Uh-huh, what a fucking gift?! (I said so much, you fucking replied to me?!)"
Lin Yi was startled.
"It turns out that Ryoko didn't understand this time..."
"But that's right. The shorter the pronunciation of this kind of bird song, the harder it is to know what it is talking about..."
He then said seriously: "Quack - quack - (eat - rice -)"
"(eat?)" Wei Liang was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help but said , "(Wow, isn't it, Lao Lin?)"
"(How can I eat at this time! How can a talented person with such a high level of nerves eat so deliciously?)"
Lin Yi, who was eating deliciously, paused in the action of picking up the rice in his hand.
The air suddenly solidified.
"(Ahem! Well, you keep going, you keep going...I don't mean anything against you...)" Wei Liang said quickly, and then took a few bites of rice to show his sympathy.
Lin Yi took a mouthful of rice seriously, and then continued to talk: "(Do you still remember the canteen rules? During the meal, 'Ignore any communication requests from strangers around you'!)"
Wei Liang's eyes lit up, as if he had grasped some inspiration: "(Wow, you mean... we don't care about them, just like we did in the classroom?!)"
"(Remember? When you hide under the desk? You focus on eating, you eat first, don’t worry about them! )"
"Pop!" Wei Liang slapped his thigh: "(Old Lin, I seem to understand! But you )"
(I eat it too, but I want to review it! Make sure my idea is correct!)"
(Okay, okay, it has to be you, Lao Lin!)"
He then stared at the food and tried his best to clear his mind and not let himself pay attention to the people around him.
But he immediately burst into tears.
He found that although he had enlightened, he didn’t seem to understand much.
In Lin Yi’s words, that is: enlightenment.
Because staring at the food the same way you stare at the table legs...
This simply doesn’t work!
The table legs are at least legs, but this plate of food...it is just a plate of food!
This is obviously not a solution to the problem, so he focused his mind and said silently in his heart:
"Stockings, stockings, stockings..."
"Beautiful feet, beautiful feet, beautiful feet..."
"Licking..."
He quickly got into the mood...
"Chi-Liu-chi-Liu-Chi-Liu..."
...
Lin Yi, who was cooking rice, felt that Wei Liang's side seemed to have settled down.
Immediately afterwards, the sound of "chi liu chi liu" began to float intermittently from the other side.
Lin Yiguang could imagine Wei Liang eating with gusto just by listening to the sound, so he calmed down.
But, for some reason, when he listened to the sound of Wei Liang eating, he couldn't help but have a strange thought in his heart:
"Liangzi was obviously concentrating on eating, why did she give me such a wretched feeling? It's strange, it's really strange..."
"Ignore Liangzi for now, no matter what happens to him, it's good since he has started to focus on eating..."
Lin Yi controlled his breathing and exhaled slowly.
In fact, he did not want to continue eating with Wei Liang.
When something like this happens, it is only right to leave as soon as possible.
But there are still rules that need to be paid attention to when leaving the canteen -
First, after finishing the meal, the plate needs to be placed in the plate recycling place.
If they have not finished eating, they must throw away the food, and the canteen rules say: [Pour unfinished food directly into the recycling bin, and it is prohibited to take it away. If an employee asks you if you need to pack food, or accuses you of wasting food, please ignore it. Remember, all canteen employees will not appear in the student cafeteria area].
So, in order to prevent employees from asking you if you need to pack food or accusing you of wasting food, it is necessary to eat your plate cleanly.
Furthermore, he encountered a chef in a green bib, and Wei Liang even stepped on the chef's face, causing ketchup to be stained on his right shoe.
In this way, when they leave, another rule is bound to be triggered: [When leaving, if you find that you are being watched by a green bib employee, and he starts to move quickly towards you, please judge whether to go to the [Student Channel] or the canteen based on your position.
Before you enter the [Student Passage] or arrive at the canteen, don’t stop, don’t look back, and don’t respond to his call, even though you feel he is about to catch up with you.
After leaving the canteen, please take off your clothes as soon as possible, check whether there is ketchup on your body, and if so, throw the clothes into the nearest trash can (note that you throw it into the trash can, do not throw it away anywhere. 】
This is a complete but coherent rule. At first, Lin Yi was a little confused as to why he would get ketchup all the time when eating in the canteen, but judging from Wei Liang's performance, he often got ketchup unintentionally.
Once you are stained with ketchup, you will be chased by the chef in the green bib when you leave.
But as long as the condition of "leaving" is not met, it is relatively safe.
In addition, the canteen rules stipulate that you should not communicate with any strangers. If you want to communicate, you should also communicate with an acquaintance who is traveling with you, and focus on him.
But at this juncture, Wei Liang was already a little panicked, and there were already signs of random thoughts.
So Lin Yi couldn't decide whether it was good or bad for him to use an encrypted call to hold Wei Liang in his arms. He could only help him shift his attention to eating first.
Besides, the rules of the canteen are not difficult to follow. As long as you abide by the rules, there is no problem in having a meal.
Secondly, they entered the campus yesterday by a blue bus. Except for eating a little before departure, they have not eaten anything until now.
And Wei Liang also brought only a little food because the old driver was back on the old road, and the food in the cafeteria really made him miss it, so he only brought a little food, and ate it in the car when he was bored...
If they didn't finish the meal and encountered another unusual weather situation like yesterday during dinner, they would basically have to wait for lunch again.
Eat one meal in three days.
No way, no way, it’s already 23 years, is there still a time when you can’t have enough to eat?
That would be too miserable for Wei Liang, a veteran driver who is a repeat customer.
In addition, there is another sentence written before the canteen rules:
【Your correct action in the canteen should be: enter the first floor of the canteen from the [student passage] to queue up for a meal, and immediately return from the [student passage] to leave the canteen after finishing the meal.
As long as you abide by this rule, you will safely solve the problem of food and clothing during the experience. 】
So Lin Yi first used his own method to bring Wei Liang back to this rule.
However, this rule was too idealistic, and Lin Yi was not sure whether it would be useful after they circled back to this rule.
Besides, what he is really worried about is whether the group of people who have gathered around will disperse because they leave the canteen after eating...
What if this group of people targets them? !
When he thought about the threat posed by this group of people besides the green bib chef, Lin Yi felt instantly full of crisis and felt puzzled for a moment.
Why do you feel like you have piled a lot of debuffs on yourself just for a meal?
Hence, he still needs to think one more step on this basis and try to eliminate unstable factors so that he and Wei Liang can smoothly escape from the situation in front of them.
He then took a deep breath, and his eyes gradually became firm, as if he had made some kind of determination:
"My mind went off course before, and Ryoko helped me pull it back a few times. This time, leave it to me..."
"Lin Yi, Lin Yi... you've been thinking all the way, you've almost touched the boundaries of this part of the rules, now it's all up to you!"
"Don't think about crossing the line again now!"
He ate his rice slowly, and raised his ears to listen to what was going on around him.
His heart beat began to slow down.
His mind began to calm down.
his thoughts began to become clear.
"Although the keyword "ignore" is mentioned in both the canteen and the teaching building, there are still some differences in the details."
"This may be related to the opening hours of the canteen..."
"The opening hours of the canteen are 5:40~8:00 in the morning, 10:40~13:20 at noon, and 16:00~20 in the evening. From the time point, Generally speaking, they all overlap with the period when the building has light. "
"In addition, it is prohibited to enter the canteen during abnormal weather, so as long as it is entered, it can usually be sunny by default."
"It is precisely because of this that the dangers brought by the canteen environment can be simply summarized as [do not enter areas without light] and [stay away from the darkness of the canteen]"
“Because [the canteen with lights out is different from the classroom, there is no safe area], so from another perspective, the student canteen area on a sunny day with lights is a safe area.”
"It is precisely because of this that neither the chef in the green bib nor the chef in the blue bib did anything bad to me when he left the food shopping window."
"Didn't the chef in the green bib notice me?"
Lin Yi doubted this. The answer can be found from the fact that the chef in the green bib asked him if he wanted tomato bolognese pasta in the foggy weather.
·The green bib chef is different from his classmates who are not doing well, he can "see" people.
But Lin Yi did not "respond" to his "request for communication", including the chef in the blue bib who left the food purchase window.
It is precisely because he did not respond that he did not enter into some of their mechanisms.
"The cafeteria chefs don't know if there is a killing mechanism, but I assume that they do, and one of the conditions for triggering should be "response" - at least during the safe time period!"
"And the safe period..."
"Ignoring the pursuit from the green bib chef when leaving, the conditions for meeting the safe period are initially judged to be two, one is sunny, and the other is lighting.
The first condition is currently not a problem, but the second one...
After the lesson in the teaching building, Lin Yi did not dare to vouch for the lighting capabilities of the incandescent lamps in the cafeteria.
The statement in the canteen rules "eat the plate as quickly as possible and leave the canteen" is correct, but... Lin Yi always felt that there was something wrong somewhere.
Perhaps...obeying the rules itself is a very difficult thing?
The whole process, from when he asked Wei Liang to sit down to eat to when he "checked" his ideas, seemed like a long brainstorming session, but in fact it was just a few mouthfuls of rice.
He was busy cooking, and finally finished the rest of the meal in less than a minute.
But at the moment when he completed the operation of the disc, his eyes inadvertently saw a horrifying scene on the shiny alloy dinner plate.
This translucent alloy dinner plate reflected the surrounding scene like a mirror, and through this scene, Lin Yi discovered... At this moment, he and Wei Liang were surrounded by people.
None of these people were eating, and they all focused their attention on them uniformly.
"Liangzi, have you... finished eating?!" Lin Yi gritted his teeth and asked in a voice that was almost a growl.
“No more, no less, just finished eating!” Wei Liang’s reply came from the other side.
Lin Yi took a deep breath, calmed down for a moment, and then said: "On the count of three, come with me!"
"Okay!"
"Fuck!!! Damn it! Shit! Old Lin!! Old Lin!!"
"There is... something! It's licking my shoes!!!"
Thanks to the book friends "Full Moon and Qinghui" and "Book Friends 20230411180533658" for the rewards! !
This chapter has 4500 words, don’t say I updated it late, I am doing this just to write as much as possible...
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