Chapter 61 Report to the Teacher
The notes in the notebook basically do not need to be modified or supplemented except for item 14.
And Article 14 is: [Ketchup will turn into gypsum in the sun (the reason is not yet known). ]
He thought for a while, crossed out [The principle is not known yet], and then started to write and added:
"Tomato is the heart."
When he wrote this, he felt a strange dizziness in his brain, as if a certain shackles on his cognition had been unlocked.
Almost as if by chance, he continued:
"Ketchup is plasma."
While writing these two sentences, he felt uncomfortable all over, and a sense of subversion eroded toward him like darkness.
He felt that darkness was wrapping him up and the world was abandoning him.
He felt that he was sinking. He was sitting on a chair, but he and the chair began to sink into the endless abyss.
He felt that his breathing was a little difficult. He felt an indescribable and indescribable breath of terror falling from the void and strangled his throat like a pair of invisible hands.
He felt extremely uncomfortable and irritable, so he tightened his grip on the pen and began to scribble out this sentence.
It looks like a drowning person struggling constantly.
When he completely wiped out "tomatoes are heart" and "ketchup is plasma", he was able to breathe comfortably.
ceddie ″ He is breathing heavily on his chair , like a lucky man who has gone through all kinds of hardships to pull himself out of the quagmire , trying his best to embrace the beauty of the world .
He looked at the two sentences covered by messy lines on the note, and his eyes couldn't help but narrowed. His face was serious, and there was a strange light in his eyes.
"What kind of twisted information is this that can't even be recorded in words?"
He felt as if writing those two sentences was draining his life.
But he can know that "tomatoes are hearts" and "ketchup is plasma". He can even know that "ketchup will turn into plaster in the sun".
However, I know it, but I can’t record it.
It seems that even recording this information has become a taboo.
He then stared at the 14th record for a long time, and then he wrote: "The tomato element will attract the attention of the wrong classmates."
After a pause, he tried to write again:
"A tomato is not a tomato, there is no tomato at all."
After finishing writing this sentence, he took a deep breath, but did not feel any discomfort, so he breathed a long sigh of relief, and then continued to write:
“15. Cuckolds will attack people who try to leave the student cafeteria.”
Here, the dividing line is a notice board or a street light. "
"Note: Identifying the area by the street light number should be the most accurate way of identification."
"The student restaurant in the cafeteria seems to be a separate space, bounded by a plastic wind curtain."
As he wrote this, Lin Yi muttered in his heart: "So far, I haven't seen a canteen."
He then continued to write:
"17. Be careful of moss. All the moss in the campus has problems. Don't look at them and make associations."
"18. Walk from the signboard of the gymnasium to the sports hall. It takes 5 to 10 minutes to walk to the gym. There is only one road. If you leave, you will take a non-existent road."
He paused, hesitated, and then added:
"The non-existent road seems to lead to the seaside."
"19. Cuckolds will appear in the gym. (The reason is unknown)"
20. Boss..."
"Huh? No...why should I write about the boss?" Lin Yi himself was stunned for a moment.
Hello, why do you think of the boss when you mention the gym?
He thought of the boss’s legs, swimsuit, bath towel... ah, yes!
The boss was wearing a bath towel and taking away a cuckold with a Leo kick. It gave him a really fucking awesome feeling.
"But boss... is there anything special that needs to be written on the note."
Is it difficult to write it, the boss's feet are very strong?
That won’t work.
Definitely not.
This is a serious little book specially designed for taking notes.
He crossed out "20. Boss...", thought about it carefully, and wrote again:
"20. There is building D in the teaching building, and Building D does not seem to be in this space."
After he finished writing, he flipped through the small book again, and then suddenly realized something.
I don’t know since when, he...actually acquiesced to the abnormality in the campus? !
There are spatial problems in the campus, there are "inner worlds" that do not belong to the "surface world", and there are also things that are not known to belong to the "inner world"..."non-existent worlds"...
These things are simply unreasonable, no, not only unreasonable, they are simply inexplicable and incomprehensible.
But...when did he begin to accept this fact?
Since when did he... "adapt" to this incomprehensible thing?
Perhaps...
"Since the time I stopped trying to understand the rules?"
He was silent.
It was silent for a long time.
Then, he turned to the fourth note that he had erased (the fourth note was: "4. The teaching building has a basement...?"), then he turned back to item 20 and added:
"The teaching building has a basement, but it is not yet known under what circumstances the stairwell leading to the basement can appear."
After finishing writing, he suddenly thought of something, and took out from his pocket the student rules that he had memorized before, but the more he looked at them, the more unfamiliar they became. He turned over them, and then held his cheek in thought.
Wei Liang, who was standing aside, was pressing his face against a certain classic nosebleed action comic. He was pulling at the pages of the book with both hands, squinting his eyes, trying to see through the gaps in the book to see through the inner parts of certain characters.
After some prying to no avail, Wei Liang shook his head with regret and sighed. Then he found that Lin Yi was actually in a daze, and couldn't help but wonder: "Old Lin, why are you so stunned with this student code?"
Lin Yi squinted his eyes and muttered: "I was thinking about something."
"Dan said: It doesn't matter." Wei Liang said.
Lin Yidao: "It's about the cafeteria lady who ordered the wrong food."
"Holy shit!" Wei Liang exclaimed, frightening many people around him to cast strange looks, "It's no time to talk about weird things at this point!"
Lin Yi shook his head and said: "Oh, it's not that weird! "
"I originally thought it was the rules in the "Student Code of Conduct", but after looking for it, I found that I remembered it wrong. It should be something recorded in the "Canteen Code"..."
He put the student rules together and put them away.
Wei Liang perked up: "You mean?"
"Canteen Code, Article 8, do you still remember it?" Lin Yidao.
Wei Liang was slightly startled.
Wei Liang was slightly startled.
Wei Liang was stunned again and again.
Then he showed a look of surprise: "Oh oh oh! You mean... that! That! That!"
"If you don't remember, just say you don't remember..." Lin Yi interrupted.
Wei Liang's mouth twitched slightly: "..."
"It's better that you know me... Well, oops, I just don't remember it! As you know, I just read through the canteen rules."
He shrugged.
Lin Yi curled his lips: "Do you think I believe it or not?"
Wei Liang lowered his shoulders.
Lin Yidao: "Article 8 of the canteen code says..."
【When purchasing food, if you find that the employee wearing a blue bib has added tomato-based food to your meal, please do not remind him that he made a mistake (the word "don't" has an emphasis).
But after you take the plate, please go directly to the tableware recycling area and pour all the food into the recycling bin, and then go to other food purchase windows to purchase food.
During this process, please remember his employee number and inform the class teacher when you return to the teaching building. 】
"According to the canteen rules, I need to tell the class teacher the name tag numbers of the two canteen ladies after returning to the teaching building..."
"Then you go and tell her." Wei Liang spread his hands and glanced at the pendulum clock. "It's only 19:00 now. You can go there in time. After all, he is the black-stocked OL teacher with beautiful legs that you miss so much. I won't take this good job from you."
"After all, you also know that what I like is cute white silk lolita... Oh, girls are also okay. Alas, it really doesn't work, it's not that I can't accept the white silk lady..."
Lin Yi's face was stern.
Wei Liang suddenly realized something and said quickly: "Oh, yes, yes, I said the wrong thing... You are still under the care of the boss, tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk." ! Tsk tsk tsk! You really made me... tsk tsk tsk! ”
“Okay, shut up, tsk tsk, tsk.” Lin Yi said speechlessly, “I’ll get ready.”
“What are you getting ready for? There is a saying that ‘Young people still use silver guns to show off their romance’. If you don’t go now, when will you go?” Wei Liang smirked and pulled him up from the chair, then pushed him down the lecture hall.
"Go, go, go, go!" Wei Liang said with a smile, as if he was sending a good brother off to the wedding...sending a good brother into the bridal chamber.
Lin Yi came to the door of the classroom helplessly and reached out to hold the door handle.
"Hey!" Wei Liang's voice came from the lecture theater, loud and clear like Tarzan shouting "Oh~oh~oh~~".
Lin Yi looked back helplessly and saw Wei Liang holding his booklet and shaking it over there: "Let me lend you a piece of paper!"
"Use it, use it, use it!" Lin Yi said angrily, reaching out and pushing open the classroom door.
The door opened slowly, and the not-so-thick mist rushed in from the corridor, but as soon as it entered, it was immediately washed away by the temperature in the classroom.
He looked at the pendulum clock on the wall, then opened the door and walked out.
The classroom door is closed, as if completely cut off from the outside world.
Watching Lin Yi walk out of the classroom, Wei Liang opened Lin Yi's note to the last page, and then put away the smile on his face. He held the pen, as if he had gone through millions of thoughts, and finally put pen to paper and wrote a short sentence.
After writing, he tore off the paper, folded it carefully, and put it together with his student ID card.
After doing all this, he will put the booklet back on Lin Yi's desk, and then continue to read his own H comics.
From beginning to end, he didn't take a second look at the note written by Lin Yi.
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X May 7, 2023, 19:02.
The first time he left the classroom, Lin Yi lowered his head and glanced at his watch.
The time on the watch and the time on the clock in the classroom are both 19:02.
"19:02...So far everything is normal." He thought secretly.
Wei Liang is no longer with him now, so he has to be careful.
A gust of evening wind blew, and the cold breath stung his skin like ice needles, making him shiver.
He glanced outside the teaching building. The irregularly arranged street lights were all on now. The orange-yellow light curtain opened up one area after another in the dark night, giving people a comfortable feeling.
But outside the light curtain, the green forest belt twisted and swayed with the mist. Where the light and shadow blended, there seemed to be dark figures, wandering like lonely ghosts.
He quickly withdrew his gaze and came to the head teacher's office.
Just before he reached out to knock on the door, he cautiously raised his head and glanced at the office door... Damn, the office door number was missing!
"What the hell..." Lin Yi's pupils shrank slightly, and a chill suddenly hit his back.
An office door without a door number is like a class teacher without a name badge, which is not trustworthy.
But he was not very sure... After leaving his field of vision, behind him, the hanging door of Group B Class 2 was still there.
“My name is Lin Yi, my student number is It's Class 2 of Group B, and my class is Class 2 of Group B..."
"My name is Lin Yi..."
He slowly stepped back... Following his memory, he slowly placed his hand on the location of the doorknob in his memory, and then gently tested the mass of air.
He held his breath, and his whole body became frightened.
Mist filled the instep of his feet, flooding the steps like a tide. A strange and cold feeling began to invade him, and goosebumps appeared all over his arms.
In the mist, there seemed to be some kind of strange calling and singing, as if...there was also the faint sound of "swishing" waves, coming intermittently...
Finally, Lin Yi grabbed the door handle.
The sound of the waves all disappeared, and the strange feeling that was entangled like tentacles was also swept away.
But he did not press the door handle in a hurry, but first looked up at the door number of the classroom.
"Class 2, Group B."
"Haha... don't even think about plotting against me!" He breathed a secret sigh of relief, opened the door and walked into the classroom.
The moment he walked in, a warm feeling enveloped him.
He walked to the classroom, closed the door, then held the door handle again, and said silently in his mind:
"Beside Class B, Class 2, is the head teacher's office..."
"Beside Class B, Class 2, is the head teacher's office..." Office..."
"It's the head teacher's office..."
He opened the door, then carefully stepped out with half a foot, and then leaned out half of his body, like a turtle revealing its... head, and looked at the door number of the office on the side.
"Teacher's Office (a line of small words on the side: Class B, Group B, Class 2)"
Thanks to the book friend "Down the River 666666" for the tip! !
(End of this chapter)