Chapter 340 Ping Zhang Great Sage Lao Mo
The voice of the strange art female teacher was very soft, with a somewhat sinister and evil aura, but several people nearby could hear it clearly.
The muscles on Lin Yi's face twitched violently.
"What do you mean by "just this one bite"? With the atmosphere at that time, let alone you, even if the picture of Peng Zuyu's daughter is embodied, I can't fucking take another look at it!"
It's just that although I said this in my heart, I didn't say anything with my mouth.
The little leader of the fanatical believers originally focused all his attention on Lao Mo, but after hearing these words, he turned his attention to Lin Yi who was beside Lao Mo.
The next moment, a fierce and terrifying light suddenly appeared in his eyes: "You! Alas, how dare you bring someone with an "identity certificate" here?!"
Facing the question from the little leader of the fanatic believers, Lao Mo looked calm: "It's not your turn to take care of who I bring here."
"You! "The young leader of the fanatical believers was speechless, but he did not argue with Lao Mo in this place. "If you want to die, don't come to us to die! This small temple of ours cannot support a big Buddha like you!"
When Lao Mo heard this, his lifeless face moved with a smile: "Then I will leave..."
"You! Alas, you, don't leave yet!" The little leader of the fanatic believers gritted his teeth, then pointed at Lin Yi's nose and said, "Everything remains the same, but this guy... you have to save this guy by yourself. We are not responsible for whether he lives or dies after passing this place."
"You don't need to be responsible in the first place." Lao Mo sneered.
"That...boss..." The fanatic believer who was held in Lao Mo's hand said in a hoarse voice, "You guys can go back and talk... Why don't you let me go first..."
The little leader of the fanatic believers looked at Lao Mo.
Lao Mo let go of his hand lightly, and the fanatic believer slid to the ground as if paralyzed, panting heavily, as if he was already covered in sweat.
The little leader of the fanatics kicked the panting fanatic and winked: "Go, tell everyone to stop, stop carving now."
"Everyone?" Lao Mo's mouth curled up. With a playful smile, "It seems that you have caused trouble again."
When the young leader of the fanatical believers heard this, he immediately jumped a little: "What, what kind of trouble is this? This is all an unfounded disaster. Do you understand the unreasonable disaster? ”
Lao Mo picked his ears: “Yes, I understand...it’s all the disaster I brought about anyway.”
The little leader of the fanatical believers rolled his eyes when he heard this. Zi Gu turned around briefly, and immediately understood. Then he clasped his hands together, and a flattering smile appeared on the slightly twisted and terrifying face: "Hehehe... It's not all, it's not all..."
Lao Mo said: "Hurry, I'm in a hurry this time."
"Okay, okay, okay...just wait for me!" The young leader of the fanatic believers responded, and ordered the weird female art teacher to "look after" Lao Mo and the two of them here, and then immediately turned around and disappeared into the mist with the other fanatic believer.
Looking at the back of the young leader of the fanatic believers disappearing into the mist, Lin Yi's eyes became even more confused. He then moved closer to Lao Mo and whispered: "Old Mo... what's going on?"
< br/> Lao Mo smiled: "Have you read "Journey to the West"?"
"Huh?"
"Do you know that Sun Wukong caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace?"
"Ah...?"
"Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the underworld and changed the book of life and death; he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and stole Laojun's elixir, peaches, and jade dew..."
hh "Uh...does this have anything to do with this?"
Honest old god Lao Mo is here. Said: "How do you know that there is no problem with the book of life and death of the King of Hell? Laojun's elixir has not been used by others? Are the number of peaches in the peach garden correct? The fine wine and jade dew are not watered?"
"Hey, ah——?!" Lin Yi seemed to understand something.
"Your boss is going to have an annual audit, and you have a lot of bad debts. At this time, Sun Houhou will jump out and clear all those bad debts for you. If there is any problem, just blame him... Do you think that when you meet such a person, do you become a parent again?"
"Of course, although this is just a joke interpretation, if you think about it carefully, after the riot in the Heavenly Palace, every time the monkeys go to heaven, will the gods and Buddhas in the sky respectfully call them 'Great Sage' when they meet?"
"So Lao Mo, you..." Lin Yi was stunned.
Lao Mo smiled calmly: "On campus, you can call me chef, but after crossing the safety boundary, more fanatical believers also like to call me 'Great Sage' - in ancient times there was the Great Sage Pingtian, and now there is the Great Sage Pingzhang."
"Otherwise you think that I, a chef who is on the opposite side of the fanatic believers on campus, would come here?"
"This..." Lin Yi's mind was a little overwhelmed, "Old Mo, you mean...they have something to ask of you, so they let you come?"
"Otherwise?" Lao Mo said, "But this is all an 'old tradition'... Every region has some unscrupulous black transactions, and the same is true on campus." On the contrary, if you come here alone, you will only be beaten."
Lin Yi suddenly thought of the miserable Shan Nan...
"What is the code?" Lin Yi asked curiously.
Lao Mo patted the butcher's knife on his waist: "This is the code."
Lin Yi was ashamed: "Isn't your knife still engraved with the word "virtue"?"
"That's not true... Convincing people with virtue is the motto of the sports department." Lao Mo said, "Our chefs have always focused on 'doing as the Romans do when in town'."
"Um... Is it a custom to balance the accounts?"
"Every day you do a good deed, and everyone gets what they need!" Lao Mo patted Lin Yi on the shoulder, "If you want to get along on campus, you don't just have the ability, you have to have connections."
"Damn... ..." Lin Yi's face darkened, "You have become a fanatic, and you haven't given up on these 'old traditions' yet?"
"Society is complicated, and so are fanatics." Lao Mo said, "For example, that guy over there is disgraced, and it seems that he has not completed his 'performance'."
Lao Mo is referring to the weird female art teacher.
The weird female art teacher was still staring at Lin Yi with a sinister look, thinking about some evil plan in her mind. When she heard Lao Mo's words, she suddenly became excited and blushed: "What are you talking about?!"
Lao Mo spread out his hands and pointed at the weird female art teacher with one hand. He looked sideways at Lin Yi, like Zidan's emoticon: "You see, she got anxious as soon as I tested her..."
Lin Yi pursed his lips and suddenly felt how mean-spirited Lao Mo was...
Perhaps Mu Daxian has been influenced by Lao Mo so much that he can get used to the same mean Mao Zi...
But compared to Mao Feiyang's kind of meanness, Lao Mo is indifferent in his bones and then speaks out his meanness without warning, catching others off guard.
The female weird art teacher gritted her teeth and said: "I came here voluntarily."
"Explanation is a cover-up." Lao Mo said lightly, ignoring the slightly red and warm female weird art teacher, looked sideways at Lin Yi and asked, "When is it?"
Lin Yi quickly glanced at his watch: "It's 21:33."
Lao Mo nodded slightly: "It's okay... If things are done here quickly, we can probably get to the art building at 23 o'clock..."
Hearing this, the female teacher of Weird Art sneered: "So you want to take this road to the Art Building... I advise you to give up. The Art Building is surrounded by Weird Laughing Angels. This time, the gray fog is so heavy that even the night watchman may not be spared."
"If you go over there, it's like a moth chasing a flame."
The words of the weird art female teacher made Lin Yi's heart twitch hard.
"The Art Building... actually suffered such a big disaster?!"
When Lao Mo heard this, his expression did not change too much. He just continued to sneer unceremoniously: "If I just return like this, wouldn't it mean that I have to go through a lot of trouble to come over and settle the account for you? How shameless are you?" < br/>
"You!" the weird art female teacher said angrily, "I don't want you to die in vain."
Oo Mo sneered: "To put it nicely, if we had died over there, we would have died long ago. Wan will become one of you, don’t give false advice.”
The female teacher of Weird Art said: “I don’t even bother to say these hypocritical words. Don’t you understand that only those who accept Buze. , are the true partners of glorious evolution. How can those pseudo-human beings who die first and then regenerate their intelligence be worthy of being with us? "
"Hey, you are not pseudo-human beings?" Lin Yi couldn't help but said.
“Hmm.” The female teacher of Weird Art said disdainfully, “Pseudo-human beings are nothing. They are close to us, but not us. We are all born after living people have experienced glorious evolution... "new human beings". "
"Bullshit new human beings." Lao Mo interrupted directly, "Those 'apostles' went astray, but you are still pursuing them... The end of Black Moon Outpost is right in front of you, but you are unwilling to accept it and want to take a new path. 》
"The evolution of life is a gamble to find a glimmer of success amid countless failures... They are pioneers, and we will pursue their ideals one after another." said the female teacher of weird art.
"But the world is already riddled with holes, and this campus can no longer withstand a second "Day of Destruction." "
"Once the aftermath spreads, the entire alliance will be affected."
The female teacher of Weird Art said: "If there is such a day, then this is a necessary sacrifice."
"This is a meaningless sacrifice." Lao Mo denied, "The real pioneer is the one who stabilizes the campus. The overall framework is consistent with The initial paths have been established, and we only need to explore step by step to stabilize the campus to the greatest extent..."
"Nonsense!" The female teacher of weird art shook her hands violently, her cloak rustling, "I saw their plan, they want to dig out the last batch of "crystal nuclei", and then push the campus into a place of no return! "
"If you cannot protect this area, then we fanatic followers will use our own methods!"
"The law of the world has never been that the minority obeys the majority! It is the very few who have mastered the ultimate power who have the final say!"
"When the relative rules can no longer maintain a sufficient balance, absolute power must be exerted to carry out the necessary checks and balances."
Lao Mo looked at the weird art female teacher and slowly narrowed his eyes: "Party struggle is not simple."
“But what does this have to do with us?” The female weird art teacher snorted, “Don’t forget, you are also one of us! If you weren’t special enough, do you think they would let you stay on the campus?”
Lao Mo’s eyes dropped slightly: “The school district and the official... are just a cooperative relationship.”
"You say this, do you believe it yourself?" asked the female teacher of weird art, "If it is so simple, why did so many participants become fanatic believers? Because they have seen through it, and they all believe that in such a world, only by evolving gloriously and becoming extraordinary beings can they truly...live!"
"Black Chef! The sun has fallen!"
"How long do you have to be so stupid that you are willing to recognize the reality?"
"The night is endless, and the remaining light is just a struggle!"
Lao Mo sighed: "Not yet...at that time, the fire has not been extinguished, and everything is still possible."
"It is beyond stupidity." said the female teacher of weird art.
Lao Mo shook his head: "How could there be any stupidity? They are so smart, how can they not understand the probability? But throughout the history of the development of human civilization, isn't it the struggle to find the only hope in a difficult and dangerous situation that seems to be a dead end?" "
"You can do it, and so can we, but judging from the probability... Humanity has not yet been completely defeated, and its hope is still greater than yours."
The female teacher of Weird Art gritted her teeth, and the muscles in her cheeks twitched a few times.
Just when she was about to say something, the young leader of the fanatical believers returned with his people.
「Come on, come on!」
As if seeing the hope that the bad debt would finally be settled, the little leader of the fanatical believers' eyebrows were arched, but this expression appeared on his face, which seemed a bit weird, like a puppet wearing a fake smile mask, stiff and scary.
"Look!" The little leader of the fanatic believers seemed to be holding a book like an account book in his hand. He looked extremely professional. As he spoke, he planned to turn it over to Lao Mo.
Lao Mo waved his hand: "I won't read those words about you. Just count them clearly. I'm in a hurry, so just tell me how many I need to get rid of."
"Hehehehe... That's okay, that's okay." After all, I have something to ask for. The face of the little leader of the fanatical believers was full of flattery. He put his hand on the large plaster body in front of him and said, "Well, look at it."
I don’t know what he did, but soon, a deep breath appeared under the desolate land.
An invisible wave seemed to be imprinted on the earth's veins, slowly undulating, causing the small stones on the ground to tremble "Gulu, Gulu".
Lin Yi's expression suddenly changed: "No, Lao Mo! He activated this matrix?!"
(End of this chapter)