Chapter 397 "House Manager - Damn, I am a good housewife? "
"Damn, something is wrong... Kou can go, she can go too?"
Thinking about how her eyes were so clear and confused when she was reading in the elevator, with a bit of ignorance, why is the contrast so strong now?
Lin Yi took a breath, are all quiet girls who only focus on studying so boring...? !
Could it be that what she was watching was an H comic...?
The more Lin Yi thought about it, the more something was wrong.
"Shit, no, absolutely not!"
Must fight back!
He then straightened his back and fiercely used his physical body to meet the director's gaze. Come on, let's have a H-man show!
Do you still think I am the innocent and ignorant young man from back then? Is the enlightenment of Dafa bombarded by bright H comics fake?
We are all back on campus. We are all human beings. I have survived the nocturnal species, the laughing angel, and the alien angel. I am not afraid of any strange things, so why should I be afraid of you alone? !
Thinking of this, Lin Yi also felt a bit naughty. He glanced at the time on his watch, then glanced at the floor panel, and then slowly approached the dormitory manager...
“You, don’t come here... What do you want to do?” The female hostess was a little panicked when she saw this. It was really dangerous for a man and a woman to live together in the same elevator. Although he was holding a... person, it was just a pendant and of no use at all.
"I didn't do anything, what, what happened..." The man barked, and groped with his hands in a panic, and then accidentally grabbed Lin Yi's leg, hugged Lin Yi's thigh tightly, and kept shouting, "I'm so scared, I'm so scared..."
Lin Yi was speechless, thinking that there are still masters.
"I, you, I... shut up! I'm not talking to you, and I won't call you, so stop talking!" The female dormitory manager is a little anxious. Who is talking to you? Can you hide in the corner? This is really dangerous!
"Okay, kid..." Lin Yi patted the boy's face, "Stop hugging him..."
"I won't let go until I let go..." The boy was obviously in shock, and he hugged his thigh regardless of whose it was.
"The rule I believe in is that I can't do too many things. Now I count to three, either you let go, or I take action..." Lin Yi looked at him coldly, and then said, "...three."
The boy's delicate body trembled, and he let go of his hand in fright.
Lin Yi stopped caring about him and looked at the female dormitory manager.
It’s strange to say that he didn’t know if he had stayed in the Art Building for a long time and had enough of the “edification” there. When he started to return from the clock tower, he felt that except for his thoughts, many of his other behaviors were not like a “person”.
After he left the art building, especially now that he interacted with "people" again, he felt like he was truly "alive", with some human behavior and emotions, rather than like an indifferent humanoid terminator.
Speaking of which, he seems to prefer the expression of grinning in pain after being kicked by the boss, compared to the expression of being indifferent after tearing off the flesh and blood on his arm with his own hands.
It's really strange, some people do things that they don't do when they are human beings, while some people miss their time as human beings even before they become human beings...
"You..." the female dormitory finally spoke, "How long have you been a dormitory?"
"Oh?" Lin Yi was slightly startled.
The female dormitory manager: "According to the "Residence Manager Code", I request to check the dormitory manager number with you...I am "dormitory manager-X0230507012", who are you? ”
""House Manager Code"? Check the number?"
Lin Yi had an idea and said truthfully: "I am "Board Manager-X0221119003". "
Hence the words, the female dormitory's face suddenly turned pale: "X022...?! You...you have been doing this until now?"
Lin Yi opened his mouth, thinking to himself, how should I answer this? Logically speaking, it shouldn't last that long, right...?
After all, this dormitory warden is quite special. After turning into the Laughing Angel, he was immediately sealed in the wall of the bell tower stairwell. He is equivalent to a mosquito wrapped in amber and a captain with a beautiful butt frozen in ice. The year of his birth may be correct, but I don’t know how much time has passed in the middle...
Seeing that Lin Yi did not answer, the female dormitory asked timidly: "So...it is really impossible to leave the campus?"
"I...I don't know." Lin Yi shook his head. He knows nothing about this kind of problem...
But such a scene fell into the eyes of the female dormitory manager, but it was a different interpretation. After all, in her heart, the guy in front of her was a senior boss who had been a dormitory supervisor for a year.
After all, she has been working for two days and knows how big the problems are. To be able to work for more than a year is really awesome.
If Lin Yi heard what he was saying, he would probably roll his eyes to the sky.
The female dormitory said weakly: "When I signed up, I heard some seniors said that you should never come... But I don't believe it. Now it seems that I really shouldn't come..."
"Then why are you here?" The elevator was still running, so Lin Yi asked, "For money?"
For a guy with low inspiration, spending seven days safely and then leaving with 30,000 yuan is indeed a lot of money.
He originally thought he could get thirty thousand like a waste, but now there are some problems...
女宿管点了点头：「要是有三万块钱的话，我就可以去申报马修大师的『论星辰秘纹对荒芜现世的启示』学术研究课了……」
「靠！」林异心头咯噔一跳，一口气差点没缓过来。
Here it comes again! here we go again! !
First there is "Mysterious Genealogy" by Li Huiyuan, and then there is the astrology of this female dormitory. Is the outside world really so crazy? Why is it different from the world I know?
"Um...senior, are you okay?" The female hostess couldn't help but ask when she saw that Lin Yi was losing his temper.
"It's okay, it's okay..." Lin Yi smacked his lips quickly, "Xingchen Learning...it's really difficult."
Seeing Lin Yi speak in her professional field, the female dormitory's eyes suddenly lit up: "Senior, you also know?! There are infinite mysteries hidden in the starry sky of the universe. Some stars have traveled through time, and their fluctuations constitute some special star patterns. If you can get that kind of revelation, then... uh, sorry, I'm rude. Well...Um, senior, what's your major?"
"I...I'm..." Lin Yi barked and opened his mouth, "I majored in...'Dream Building'!"
Lin Yi has a hammer major, ah no, he does, it's architectural design! But it would obviously be very explosive to say it at this time... And he originally made it up, but after going through so much, the only thing he knew about was "dream building", so he just made up "dream building". After all, the night watchman told him that there are dream builders, so it is normal to have a dream building major, right?
"'Building Dreams'... Are you talking about the third-level topic 'Building Dreams' in 'Dream Boundary Studies'?!" The eyes behind the female dormitory's glasses lit up with stars,
"I heard that real masters of dream science can wander in some mysterious fields through dreams, explore and discover many unknown things, and observe another magnificent world that is different from reality... You can even use dreams to affect reality..."
"Well...it's possible, but it's a bit dangerous and it's easy to lose the boundary between dreams and the real world." Lin Yi told the facts.
"So, you have ever "constructed a dream"?!" The female dormitory used honorifics, clasped her hands together excitedly, and the chain in her hand jingled, "I heard that in the entire alliance, there are no more than 100 dream boundary masters who can achieve dream-building. Are you one of them?"
"Uh..." Lin Yiren was numb, wasn't he? Isn't this an unpopular and high-level professional? !
Come on, there are only a hundred members in an alliance... It's useless, no wonder no one can repair the city wall well. After a long time, there are so few people who can even dream about it, let alone repair it...
"Occasionally once or twice..." Lin Yizhen wanted to end the topic quickly, but he looked embarrassed and his eyes wandered.
But he suddenly discovered that the boy who was being led by the dormitory manager still looked scared, but his brows were furrowed, as if he was listening to their conversation attentively.
"That boy... there seems to be something wrong." Lin Yi frowned.
He quietly reached into his backpack, deliberately opening more of the zipper with his wrist to let the tomato smell float out from inside.
At that moment, he clearly felt the boy's body tremble.
Lin Yi narrowed his eyes and activated his "Higher Level Perception". He instantly noticed that the boy's throat was rolling slightly, and he was obviously swallowing saliva.
"That guy has a problem!"
Lin Yi slowly took out a tomato.
The female hostess was startled when she saw this, and subconsciously shrank back a little, but the inner wall of the elevator was already behind her and she could not retreat at all.
Lin Yi ignored her, but put the tomato to his mouth and took a bite.
He bit down gently, letting the tomato juice overflow from the corner of his mouth, while watching the boy's reaction closely.
The boy was trembling even more fiercely, but he could tell at a glance that the trembling was not fear, but excitement and suppressed desire.
"What's that guy's background? He doesn't look like an ordinary contaminated experience student!"
Having a desire for tomatoes means that he is at least deeply polluted. Such a person will definitely eat tomatoes when he sees them in the cafeteria.
But he is very restrained now and has not simply lost his mind.
"Is it because the old kerosene lamp is there, so he dare not move rashly...?"
"I understand, he is a new pseudo-person!"
Lin Yi came to the conclusion.
The so-called newly born pseudo-persons, like the pseudo-person "Nie Yun" and the pseudo-person "Ge Qing" I met that day, were transformed by the nocturnal species after their identity was taken away. They have no connection with Nie Yun or Ge Qing at all, they just occupy the bodies and identity certificates of Nie Yun and Ge Qing.
Because they had just completed the seizure of their identity, they were not afraid of the light of the lamppost at first. Because of this, perhaps the pseudo-talent in front of them could stay by their side.
"Kill it down later if you can easily." Lin Yi thought of what Mu Daxian once said to Mao Zi. These things that cannot be transformed into humans should be dealt with easily if they can be killed.
The boss also said the same thing.
Lin Yi finished eating the tomato in three strokes, scraped the tomato paste from the corner of his mouth back to his lips with his thumb, and then gently licked it off.
"Gudong..."
This time, the sound of swallowing saliva was unusually emotional.
But the problem is, this time it was the female host who was in charge.
Lin Yi turned around and looked over.
The female dormitory turned her head and looked here and there, feeling very guilty.
"Wanla, she really lusts after my body!"
Lin Yi secretly thought something was wrong, but after thinking about it, this may not be a bad thing, at least he no longer focused on professional subjects.
He asked: "Where are you going?"
The female dormitory said: "The library."
"You also go to the library?" Lin Yi said in surprise.
"'Yes'?" The female dormitory was stunned, "Why are you going to the library alone?"
"Uh..." Lin Yi thought for a moment, and the answer popped up in his mind at the speed of light, "...a secret."
"Okay..." The female dormitory obviously accepted this and stopped asking further questions after hearing this.
At this moment, he felt that the speed of the elevator suddenly slowed down, and finally stopped completely.
As soon as the elevator stopped, Lin Yi and the female hostess looked at the floor display panel in unison.
「Teaching Building-B-1F」
"The...1st floor of the teaching building?!" The female dormitory exclaimed, then seemed to realize something, and quickly covered her mouth. At the same time, she turned her back, facing the corner of the elevator, and then held the old kerosene lamp in her hand toward the outside of the elevator, as if she was holding some kind of anti-wolf spray.
"Is there any problem?" Lin Yi also carefully retreated to the corner of the elevator, imitating the female dormitory, holding an old kerosene lamp and turning his back, but even though he was facing the corner of the elevator After all, the female dormitory didn't dare to look, but he didn't have anything to avoid now. No matter how dangerous it was, he could always glance at it from the corner of his eye.
In theory, within the scope of the campus, except for encountering angel sculptures, there is nothing else that is difficult to solve.
The elevator door slowly opened.
Lin Yi narrowed his eyes.
As the elevator door opened, a pair of eyes appeared in the darkness, and a sculpture-like figure disappeared in the darkness. The infiltrative appearance and the sudden appearance of the image were very similar to the curator in the episode of the murder incident in the library in the famous detective anime "Conan, the Agent of Death".
And around that figure, there were many figures densely packed.
Every figure has wide eyes, and the eyes rarely move as if fixed by some powerful force. Their eyes are burning with fanatical flames, surging with an almost crazy persistence and desire, making people feel nervous and scared.
Their faces were tense with an exaggerated expression, and their muscles seemed to be pulled by an invisible force to the base of their ears, making those expressions look stiff and penetrating.
"Huh? It's them!"
Lin Yi's heart skipped a beat. He was so familiar with these people. They were just the puppet sculptures in the classroom!
(End of this chapter)