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Chapter 658 Don’t say it three times

Chapter 658: Don’t say it three times

 Kuai Hongji held the mace, and the next moment, the mace shattered into wisps of light and disappeared into his body.

  "Fat man, just make do with it." He murmured, and then looked at Tian Bufan.

  "Mr. Tian."

  He spoke slowly.

  Tian Bufan's eyelids trembled slightly, and then he did not speak, but said as if talking in his sleep: "The "High-Level Alien Angel" has indeed taken this step... But fortunately, this step is still in our calculations. "

  "Well." Kuai Hongji said, "Have you also found the "Principal's Office"? "

   "Found it." Tian Bufan said.

  Kuai Hongji nodded slightly: "Then I should hurry up and set off."

 Tian Bufan said: "Thank you, Kuai Kuai, no... "Su Guan-14-X0230506094". "

  "You too." Kuai Hongji nodded slightly, glanced at the time on the clock on the wall, picked up the old kerosene lamp, opened the bedroom door and walked out.

  "Bang!"

  The door closed, calm returned to the dormitory, and Tian Bufan fell into a dream again.

 …

 X May 12, 023, 0:33, 14th floor of the dormitory building.

  Kuai Hongji carried an old kerosene lamp, walked slowly to the elevator, and pressed the elevator call button.

Behind the door of the elevator room, the rapid wind whistled continuously. After waiting for about a minute and a half, the rapid wind sound was oppressed by some giant object and became sharp. After the sound dissipated, a crisp sound of "ding!" came from the elevator room.

  The elevator has arrived.

        

   As the elevator door opened, the long-lost light came out from the inner wall of the elevator, as if the light coming from the clouds to see the sun could dispel all the darkness.

 Kuai Hongji entered the elevator, found the red transparent cover marked "X" above the floor panel, opened it and pressed the button marked "↑".

      哐!」

The elevator door closed and began to tremble slightly. Then, a strange feeling of weightlessness quietly appeared, as if a space capsule was being launched into the universe.

 After a second or two of delay, the elevator car started to move.

 It moves very slowly, and it is difficult to judge its moving route in the elevator.

 After a while, the elevator slowly stopped.

   Kuai Hongji frowned slightly and glanced at the floor panel.

      

   The elevator stopped at the 39th floor of the dormitory building.

 As the elevator door opened, the dormitory manager of that floor appeared in front of Kuai Hongji.

This dormitory is a very strong girl, the kind with a good face, who wears thin clothes and takes off her clothes to transform into a Vajra on the spot.

 Her clothes were a loose gown, but Kuai Hongji could easily see her muscular muscles under the clothes.

  Kuai Hongji glanced at the dormitory manager's identity card on her chest - "dormitory manager-39-X0230109023".

 This is a long-term dormitory manager. He joined the school in January 2023 and has not left until now. His strength cannot be underestimated.

 Behind her, there seemed to be three experience students who lowered their heads and grasped the chain extending from her waist.

 The moment the elevator door opened, she also saw Kuai Hongji.

  Kuai Hongji has an inconspicuous figure, so the first thing she looks at is naturally not a person, but an old kerosene lamp, and the second is the ID card of the dormitory manager.

 After that, she nodded slightly, and then led the three experience students into the elevator like a donkey.

 Even though Kuai Hongji had already pressed it, she still opened the red cover as usual and pressed the button.

 The elevator closed slowly, and "House Manager-39-X0230109023" began to look at Kuai Hongji.

 At first she thought Kuai Hongji was going to recharge the old kerosene lamp, but she soon discovered that the light of the other party's lamp was much brighter than hers, as if it had just been recharged. No, that kind of brightness was not even what ordinary old kerosene lamps could have.

Furthermore, Kuai Hongji entered the elevator alone, without any lost experience students at all, so why did he enter the elevator?

  The "Regulations of the Dormitory Guards" states that the dormitory guards can stay in the corridors after inspecting the dormitory, but it does not say that they can wander around!

 With these doubts, she slowly spoke: "Are you...alone?"

 Kuai Hongji did not expect her to speak, so he hesitated and nodded.

  "Where are you going? Reading a book or looking at water?" She took into account the perceptions of the three lost experience students, but still chose to communicate with Kuai Hongji in an implicit way.

  The main reason why we are able to communicate is because everyone is a "house manager".

   Kuai Hongji said: "Go where you want to go."

“Going alone?” “House Manager-39-X02030109023” showed a hint of surprise.

  Kuai Hongji has a cold and sullen temperament. He rarely communicates with Wei Liang, and he usually does not want to have too much communication with outsiders. Therefore, when faced with the problem of the female dormitory manager, he just gave her a cold look and stopped talking.

 Faced with Kuai Hongji's expression of being unable to read back in person, the muscles under the long gown of "House Manager-39-X0230109023" subconsciously twitched, but her good temperament still allowed her to restrain the urge to lift Kuai Hongji up like a chicken with an elbow.

       

   She hummed and said no more.

The two people and the three stick-like lost experience students were huddled in the not-so-large space of the elevator car. In the silent elevator, apart from the deep breathing, the only sound left was the sound of the strong wind rubbing against the outer wall of the elevator car.

 After running for a while, the elevator stopped again.

  「Teaching Building-C-1F」.

   Kuai Hongji frowned and said nothing.

        

   The elevator door opened, but there was no one outside.

       -39-X0230109023」 As if he sensed something, his palms subconsciously clenched the old kerosene lamp tightly.

“Be careful, get behind me!” She said in a low voice to Kuai Hongji, and subconsciously moved a little closer to the elevator door, as if to block an invisible enemy.

  Kuai Hongji was stunned for a moment and looked at the female dormitory in front of him in surprise.

 Obviously, the female dormitory mistook him for a little No-Maj.


 In the flickering of light and shadow, the floating fog outside the elevator moved like a ghost, and four smiling angels with their faces covered in tears appeared at the elevator door.

Every time the lights turn on, the Laughing Angel disappears, and every time the lights go out, the Laughing Angel appears. Every time it flickers, it gets closer to the elevator.

  "Angel sculpture...?!" "Board Manager-39-X0230109023" was tense all over, looking frightened and at a loss. "It seems...it's not something I saw in my fantasy. Is this the kind of funny angel wandering around the campus?"

 The Smiling Angels were getting closer and closer to the elevator. The female hostess felt like she was facing a formidable enemy. She weighed it and realized that with her strength, even with an old kerosene lamp, she could not be the opponent of the four Smiling Angels. So she turned her head slightly, hoping that Kuai Hongji could join forces with her.

 Even a novice dormitory manager, with the blessing of the dormitory supervisor's authority, at least has a guaranteed combat power. Combined with her, it should be possible to expel the Laughing Angel.

However, when she looked sideways, she found Kuai Hongji huddled in the farthest corner of the elevator room.

 "Grass! This damn bamboo pole spirit! He is so cowardly!!"

 She was filled with anger, and she wanted to take out a whip and beat Kuai Hongji hard, and beat this coward who hated iron to death!

 But these thoughts could only pass by for a moment, because she needed all her strength to resist the invasion of the Laughing Angel.

 But she could not speak alone. The Laughing Angel easily entered the elevator and began to occupy the four corners of the elevator like a ghost.

"It's over..." The female dormitory was despairing and looked at Kuai Hongji with great resentment, "You idiot... If you had some courage just now, you could have dealt with them with me. Now, we can only wait to die together... No, you, what are you doing now?!"

She found that Kuai Hongji had left the corner of the elevator car at some unknown time, reached the floor panel, and secretly poked the door close button with his finger.

  "Are you just in such a hurry to die?" She sighed. At this moment, she found that she was so ridiculous that she didn't even have the thought of being angry with Kuai Hongji.


 But it was only then that Kuai Hongji, who had no sense of existence, spoke.

  "Close your eyes." He opened his mouth, and the person he spoke to was naturally the female dormitory manager.

 Because the three lost experience students had always been in a state of "closing their eyes tightly, holding onto their chains, and ignoring whatever they heard, until the female hostess spoke to them."


  The female hostess was very angry. What did she say in her heart, close your eyes, close your eyes and seek death? But seeing Kuai Hongji's evil villain-like face looming in the light and shadow of the old kerosene lamp, he unexpectedly chose to obey.

 “I believe you once!” The female dormitory manager was so worried that she would die anyway, so she might as well just believe this bamboo pole spirit once!

  Kuai Hongji ignored her. The two reminders were already the greatest kindness he had learned from Lin Yi to others - provided that the female dormitory had made a surprise move to protect him behind her in advance.

 Otherwise, he would not care too much about her life and death.

 The female dormitory closed her eyes in disbelief. As soon as she closed her eyes, she felt a heat wave rising from the inner wall of the elevator car...

 The four smiling angels were also washed away by the heat wave, and their bodies immediately stiffened. The original movement of hiding their faces and crying turned into hugging their faces.

And Kuai Hongji has put the old kerosene lamp at his feet... For ordinary people, "having an old kerosene lamp in his hand" is one of the conditions for possessing the authority of a dormitory manager. Putting down the old kerosene lamp usually means giving up the identity of a dormitory manager, which is a very dangerous identity.

 However, for Kuai Hongji, his own "identity" may be more lethal than his identity as a dormitory manager.

 The gray-black mist slowly filled the air, flooding the entire elevator car like the ashes of the sun. The translucent body of the Laughing Angel quickly materialized in the mist, and soon turned into a real sculpture.

  It quickly decayed and decayed after being sculpted, and eventually broke into pieces of plaster lying on the ground.

   Kuai Hongji picked up four stone balls from the plaster fragments. These were the feather pupils of these four smiling angels.

 After that, he exerted a little force, and these gypsum fragments were also worn away by the gray mist into powder particles carrying extraordinary properties.

  He bent down and picked up the old kerosene lamp. The powder particles formed by the four laughing angels rolled up like fine sand and poured into the lampshade of the old kerosene lamp.

 After half of the injection, the old kerosene lamp became faintly hot.

  Kuai Hongji frowned and glanced at the old kerosene lamp in the female dormitory's hand.

 The old kerosene lamp in the hands of this "House Manager-39-X0230109023" seems to have been "warmed" by her for a long time and has been engraved with part of her aura, but now the lamp is a bit dim. Needless to say, she knows that after going to the art building this time, she will probably go to the library to wait for the security guard to recharge the old kerosene lamp.

Kuai Hongji didn't say anything. She raised her hand and the remaining powder particles in the elevator were poured into her old kerosene lamp.

  The old kerosene lamp seems to have rejuvenated, becoming a bit brighter to the naked eye.

  The female dormitory manager was connected with the old kerosene lamp, and she immediately sensed the change in the old kerosene lamp in her hand, and couldn't help showing surprise. She seemed to have opened her eyes, but thinking about Kuai Hongji's words, she still chose to close her eyes tightly.

 Just like that... She waited for a long, long time and never heard Kuai Hongji's words, so she couldn't help but ask: "Um...can I open my eyes now?"

 Kuai Hongji nodded, but thinking that the female dormitory had her eyes closed and couldn't see her nod, she said in a low voice: "Yes."

Hearing Kuai Hongji’s mosquito-like voice, the female dormitory manager immediately opened her eyes.

As soon as she opened her eyes, she immediately raised the old kerosene lamp in her hand and looked at it, and then said in surprise: "You charged my lamp?!"

  "Impossible, no, incredible, how did you do it?"

She looked at Kuai Hongji with wide eyes, her eyes filled with shock.

   Kuai Hongji's cold temperament couldn't bear such a fiery gaze, so he said in a nonchalant manner: "I'm full, it's a waste if I don't inject it into you."

  "Huh? Ah? Ah~?!" The female dormitory officer asked three questions, but she keenly noticed the changes in the elevator, "Those four laughing angels...?! What did you do to them?"

Kuai Hongji thought to himself why this woman was so annoying. Since he had guessed it, why did he ask so clearly: "Kill it, recharge it."

"You, you... you...?!"

"Shut up."

 But her eyes couldn't stop turning secretly, as if she wanted to see through Kuai Hongji inside and out.