The bidding was no less lively than the first lot.
"Three hundred gold soul coins! My wife has little hair, I have to express my gratitude!"
"Three hundred and five! My feelings for my family are worth at least three hundred and fifty!"
"I'm offering five hundred! For no other reason than to see if my cat can grow an extra hair if I comb it's hair!"
The whole audience was shaking with laughter, and the atmosphere had completely turned into a large-scale talk show.
At this moment, the familiar and lively voice came from the corner again:
"Six hundred and sixty-six gold soul coins."
This number again.
The whole place was silent, and then everyone's eyes followed the sound, wanting to see who this person who bought two "gods" and still fell in love with "Six-Six Dashun" was.
"It's this brother again! So heroic!"
"Brother, does your family raise pigs or run a barber shop?"
"Hahahaha, this eldest brother is probably not the sitter invited by Liulitian! He is responsible for contracting lottery prizes!"
The voice, separated from the crowd, still responded happily with her hands raised:
"Where, where, it's purely a coincidence, purely a coincidence! Mainly for good luck, I hope this comb can bring me good luck!"
Doudou smiled so hard on the stage that her eyes narrowed to slits, and the gavel in her hand dropped without hesitation.
“Boom!”
“Six hundred and sixty-six gold soul coins once!”
“Six hundred and sixty-six gold soul coins twice!”
“Six hundred and sixty-six gold soul coins three times! Deal!”
With the crisp sound of the hammer falling, the dust of the second lot settled.
…
Top floor, quiet room.
Ning Liu was leaning on the sofa, leisurely sipping a cup of tea. All the hustle and bustle downstairs seemed to have nothing to do with him.
【Ding! The auction item "True Emotional Comb" was successfully auctioned! 】
【Trigger a hundredfold return! 】
【Congratulations to the host for obtaining the "True Feeling Comb·100x Enhanced Edition"! 】
【Introduction to the item: When the user combs the hair of others with sincere emotions, the following effects can be triggered: the hair volume is increased by 100 strands, dandruff is eliminated, and the luck of the day has a chance to increase by 1%, which cannot be superimposed. 】
Ning Liu's hand holding the tea cup paused, and a look of dumbfounding appeared on his face.
It’s really a hundredfold return.
Hair volume increased by one hundred, dandruff disappeared, luck increased by one percent...
Hair volume increased by one hundred, dandruff disappeared, and luck increased by one percent...
This effect, if the nobles and powerful people on the mainland who are worried about hair loss knew about it, would probably be beaten to pieces.
He rubbed his chin and a thought flashed through his mind.
This comb...who can use it?
Forget it, just keep it for now.
…
In the auction venue, everyone has completely let go.
"Brothers, guess what the third item is?"
"I guess it's the "Bull Breeding Guide"! Make a pair with the first one!"
"The layout is smaller! I guess it's "Athlete's Foot Eradication Socks"! Wear them, travel thousands of miles every day, and the fragrance will come. ! "
"You are all too vulgar! In my opinion, it must be able to increase the speed of practice! For example, the "meditation cushion" can increase the speed of practice by 0.02% when sitting on it!"
All kinds of outrageous speculations emerged one after another, and the venue was filled with a happy atmosphere.
In the Tianzi No. 1 private room, the cheerful air condensed into ice.
Qian Daoliu's hand that crushed the tea cup has been cleaned and replaced with a new cup of hot tea.
He sat expressionlessly, without saying a word, his golden eyes staring intently at the auction table below.
Qian Renxue behind him seems to understand a little now.
Ningliu's purpose may not be to make money at all, nor to come up with some shocking treasure.
He is deconstructing "authority" and "nobility" in the most absurd and joking way.
When everyone regards this top auction as a joke, when people spend huge sums of money on "Postpartum Care of Sows" and a broken wooden comb, those forces who really pride themselves on being noble and care about face.
For example, Wuhundian has become the biggest clown.
This is a heart-breaking technique.
It is more vicious than a direct provocation by force, and leaves no room for action.
At this moment, the third silver cart was pushed up.
This time, the outlines of the items on the car looked square and square, neither too big nor too small.
Doudou stood in front of the stage, the smile on his face was still sweet, but the words he said made the audience quiet again.
“We sit to meditate, handle business, enjoy delicious food, and enjoy family gatherings.”
“But are you sitting comfortably?”
This question goes straight to the soul.
Many people subconsciously moved their buttocks.
Although the chairs at the venue were covered with soft cushions, they were not very comfortable after sitting for a long time.
In the private room, many pampered nobles and patriarchs felt the same way.
Qian Daoliu's eyelids twitched.
Could it be that... this time it’s finally something serious? Some kind of seat made of special materials that can assist meditation?
"We often feel tired because of the hardness, coldness, and discomfort of the seats, which even affects our mood and efficiency."
Doudou's voice was filled with regret, and then became high-pitched:
"And today, we will completely solve this problem!"
Her hand was placed on the red velvet cloth.
"Now, let us have this epoch-making product that can liberate our buttocks and bring the ultimate comfortable experience!"
"Shua!"
The red cloth was suddenly unveiled.
On the silver tray, a blue butt pad that looked extremely soft, simple in shape, and embroidered with a small yellow flower lay quietly there.
It looks... like a butt pad.
The whole place fell into that familiar, eerie silence again.
Everyone's expression was as if they had been subjected to the petrification soul skill. Their eyes widened, their mouths opened wide, and the string in their brains was completely broken.
Doudou picked up the mat and pressed it lightly with his hand. The mat slowly rebounded in a form visible to the naked eye, showing excellent texture.
"This thing is called the 'Universal Butt Pad'!"
She announced loudly, her tone solemn as if she was introducing an artifact.
She paused and added:
"In addition, it also has an additional effect: it can slowly restore the fatigue of the user's buttock muscles."
"Pfft——"
"Hahahahahahahaha! No way! Help! I laughed so hard!" Fatigue! Is Sect Leader Ning a devil? 」
ifier How long is it? "
"Buy! Must buy!"
"The chairs in my sect's meeting hall are made of cold iron! Every meeting is like being tortured! I need this so much!"
“Don’t fight with me for the one in front! I am the steward of our Duke’s Mansion, and our Duke has hemorrhoids!”
Countless people laughed and beat their chests and feet, feeling like they were about to suffocate.
The leader of the Elephant Jia Sect, Tian Xiang Hu Yanzhen, his burly body smiled like a volcano about to erupt, and the whole private room was buzzing.
In Private Room No. 1, Tianzi.
「Click.」
A soft sound.
It is not the sound of a teacup breaking.
It was the sound of Qian Daoliu slowly putting the teacup in his hand back on the table.
He did not get angry, did not roar, and did not even twist the muscles on his face.
He just sat quietly, his golden eyes that were originally as sharp as an eagle now became a little hollow, as if they had lost focus.
He looked at the butt cushion below that was being snatched by countless people, and at the mainland celebrities who were smiling without any image.
An unprecedented sense of absurdity completely overwhelmed his whole being.