Qian Daoliu's sense of absurdity was also the feeling of most people in the audience.
But after the absurdity, comes the most primitive impulse.
Comfortable, who doesn’t want it?
"What's the price of this mat?" Someone shouted out impatiently.
Doudou smiled sweetly and raised the gavel:
"'The universal butt cushion', a must-have product for home travel, meditation practice, and hemorrhoid attacks! The starting price is one hundred gold soul coins! Each time the price is increased, it must not be less than ten gold soul coins! "
"One hundred and one!"
"I'll pay two hundred! Our Duke's ass is worth this price!"
The middle-aged man who looked like a butler shouted again, attracting good-natured laughter.
“Two hundred and fifty! My father is in a wheelchair every day, and his buttocks are almost flat. I have to fulfill my filial piety!”
Just when the price climbed to five hundred gold soul coins, the familiar rich voice came from the corner again: "Seven hundred and seventy-seven gold soul coins."
There was another commotion among the people.
"It's the big brother again! From 666 to 777, are you trying to put together a set of gourd dolls?"
"Brother, is the next one going to be 888?"
The rich voice responded in a cheerful tone: "It's easy to say, it's mainly for good luck!"
"Eight hundred!" the butler of the Duke's Palace gritted his teeth and shouted, obviously determined to get this butt pad.
However, as soon as he finished speaking, a clear and somewhat majestic female voice came from a private room on the second floor:
"Eight hundred and eighty-eight gold soul coins."
As soon as the price came out, the whole place fell silent again.
It is also "发发发".
Everyone followed the sound and saw that the speaker was a woman who was elegantly dressed and elegant.
Sitting next to her was a burly, middle-aged man with a resolute face, looking at her helplessly.
"Shhh! Keep your voice down! Overlord Zongxiu is one of the most powerful. The chairs in the sect's meeting hall are all made of century-old heavy iron. Sitting on them is like a punishment. It must be that the wife of the sect leader feels sorry for her husband!"
"Tsk tsk, what kind of divine love is this!"
The sect leader's wife seemed to have heard the discussion below, her face was slightly red, but she still straightened her back, and she was ready to fight with anyone who dared to compete with her.
The butler of the Duke's Mansion opened his mouth, and finally sat back slumped.
It's really not worth fighting against a sect just for the sake of a butt pad.
The wealthy businessman who liked auspicious numbers also wisely did not speak again.
The smile on Doudou's face became brighter and brighter, and the gavel in his hand fell cleanly.
「Boom!」
"Eight hundred and eighty-eight gold soul coins once!"
"Eight hundred and eighty-eight gold soul coins twice!"
"Eight hundred and eighty-eight gold soul coins three times! Deal!"
With the sound of the third hammer, this strange auction item called "Universal Butt Pad" was finally settled with an extremely auspicious number.
…
Top floor, quiet room.
Ning Liu twitched the corner of his mouth slightly as he listened to the sound of the deal coming from downstairs.
He no longer expects the system to return anything serious to him.
As expected, the cold voice in my head came as promised.
【Ding! The auction item "Universal Butt Pad" was successfully auctioned! 】
【Trigger a hundredfold return! 】
【Congratulations to the host for obtaining the "Universal Butt Pad·100-fold Enhanced Version"! 】
【Item description: An extremely soft and comfortable butt pad. When the user sits on it, the following effects can be triggered: it powerfully eliminates the user's muscle fatigue, and continues to warm and nourish the meridians with weak soul power, slightly increasing the speed of soul power recovery. ]
Ning Liu: "..."
He silently took out this blue cushion embroidered with small yellow flowers from the system space.
It feels warm and soft, and when pressed, the rebound feeling is wonderful.
Eliminate all muscle fatigue instantly? Continuously warm and nourish the meridians? Increase soul power recovery speed?
Ning Liu shook his head in confusion, threw the "artifact" on the sofa behind him, and sat down.
Don't say it, really don't say it.
A sense of comfort instantly enveloped the entire body, and the fatigue caused by the running and mental exertion of the past few days disappeared the moment he sat down.
It smells really good.
Ning Liu narrowed his eyes comfortably and decided that from now on, this cushion would be his exclusive throne.
…
In the auction venue, the bombardment of three consecutive bizarre lots made everyone's emotions go from shock at the beginning, to enthusiasm in the middle, and now, there is a subtle fatigue.
I’ve laughed a lot, and I’ve had enough trouble.
"Brothers, these are three items, it's time to get something serious, right?"
"That's right, it's only three things. If Liu Litian keeps doing this, I really wonder if they have moved all the garbage out of the warehouse."
"Don't. So, what if the fourth item is the "Millennium Treasure Boogers"? It is said to have the miraculous effect of refreshing the mind!"
"Get out! You are the one who needs to refresh the mind!"
The atmosphere in the venue gradually became a little restless and impatient.
After all, everyone came here for Liulitian’s reputation from so many auctions, not really to listen to the talk show.
In Private Room No. 1, Qian Renxue also frowned slightly.
She looked at the guests below who started to complain, feeling a little puzzled.
If this continues and everyone is offended, then this auction will be a complete failure.
What does he want to do?
At this moment, the fourth silver car was slowly pushed onto the high platform.
This time, the tray on the car was covered with a larger black velvet cloth that almost covered the entire car, making it look mysterious and heavy.
Doudou stood in front of the stage, facing the increasingly noisy discussion below, the smile on his face remained unchanged, but there was a hint of understanding in his eyes.
"Distinguished guests," her voice passed through the soul amplifier clearly throughout the entire venue, instantly suppressing all the noise.
“I know what everyone is thinking about now.”
She winked playfully: “Are you thinking that our auction will be renamed the ‘Liu Li Tian Weird Flower Award’?”
"Hahaha!"
"Miss Doudou is joking!"
"That's pretty much what it means!"
A few words of self-deprecation brought the somewhat out-of-control atmosphere back in an instant.
Hands out Doudou covered his mouth and chuckled, then his expression straightened and his voice became solemn.
"The joke ends here."
She looked around the audience.
"I don't think any soul master present will refuse this next auction item."
"It's neither funny nor outrageous."
"It represents the most fundamental pursuit of the soul master world, the purest power."
Her voice was sonorous and powerful, and every word was like a hammer, hitting everyone's heart.
The venue was completely quiet.
Everyone's breathing slowed down unconsciously, and their eyes were fixed on the huge silhouette shrouded in black cloth on the stage.
Even in the Tianzi No. 1 private room, Qian Daoliu, who had originally had empty eyes, moved his eyelids slightly, and a trace of spirit returned to his golden eyes.
Doudou slowly walked to the car and placed his hands on the black velvet cloth.
"Before revealing it, I want to ask you a question."
"The Titled Douluo Crowns present, the powerful Soul Douluo, as well as the senior Soul Saints and Soul Emperors... How long have you not experienced the pleasure of rapidly increasing your soul power level?"
This question is like a needle, accurately piercing the hearts of all high-level soul masters present.
Soul power cultivation becomes more and more difficult as it reaches the later stages.
For titled Douluo, sometimes years or even ten years of hard training may not be able to improve one level of soul power.
The exhilarating feeling of soaring soul power when you first became a soul master is already a distant memory.
"Liu Litian, who has gathered thousands of years of experience, traveled across the continent, collecting rare treasures from all over the world."
Douduou's voice became high-pitched and passionate, full of unparalleled confidence.
“Now, let everyone witness Liu Litian’s true sincerity!”
There is no dazzling brilliance, no shocking vision.
Some are just hundreds of crystals that are pitch black, like the deepest obsidian carvings, neatly stacked on silver trays, forming a small mountain.
They lay there quietly, with a deep black light flowing on their surfaces.
Waves of pure soul power spread out like a tidal wave, instantly filling the entire auction venue!
All the soul masters present, no matter their level, the soul power in their bodies was uncontrollably active and boiling at this moment!
「这……这是……」
一个见多识广的老魂师颤抖着站了起来，手指着台上，嘴唇哆嗦着，却说不出一句完整的话。
"Soul power crystal! It's a soul power crystal!"
"Oh my god! This kind of purity... is a black-level soul power crystal!"
"So many! At least a hundred! Am I right?!"
"One hundred black-level soul power crystals! Crazy! Is Liu Litian crazy?! I have taken them out before, and now I am selling this kind of thing?!"
The silence only lasted three seconds.
Three seconds later, the entire venue, like a frying pan filled with explosives, completely detonated!
Countless people stood up suddenly, stretched their necks, and stared at the pile of black crystals on the stage with greedy, fanatical, and unbelievable eyes!
If the previous auction was an absurd comedy, then what is presented to everyone now is a naked temptation that is enough to make any soul master go crazy!
A black-level soul power crystal is enough to save a soul emperor or even a soul saint level expert from months of hard work, and even have a chance to help him improve his soul power!
And now, there are a hundred of them here!
This is no longer a fortune, this is a shortcut to a higher realm!
It is a strategic resource that is enough to spawn several high-level soul masters in a short period of time!
In Private Room No. 1, Tianzi.
「Click!」
This time, it was the handrail under Qian Daoliu.
His calloused hand clung tightly to the gold handrail, and even pinched a clear crack.
His double sharp golden eyes were filled with shock and surprise at this moment.
He stared at the pile of soul power crystals, his brain working rapidly.
Toying, teasing, absurd...
After three consecutive farces, such a bombshell is thrown out that is enough to make any force go crazy!
Ningliu...
How could there be such a thing? !